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Hey guys how are you doing?
I'm doing not so good. Suicidal thoughts. Just thought it might be a good idea to post here for some reason.
>>28056918
I've been there, hope things start looking up for you pal
>>28056993
Thank you anon. I hope things are better for you now.
>>28057086
No problem, things are alright for me I can't really complain
Who /autistic/ here?
there's no way i could possibly know
>>28056909
who /ChadButWantAutisticBf/ here?
Aspie reporting in.
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Sniff sniff anon sweetie
>>28056845
no more *BRAAAP* threads!
>you will never surgically attach your mouth to a woman's anus so that the only air you can ever breathe comes from her BRAPS
>>28057140
>alternatively, you will never have a qtpie gf who lets you shrink to bug size and get comfy between her butt cheeks, who will then forget your are there and start BRAPping
Do you cut yourself /r9k/?
No, I'm not a retard
>>28056822
No. I'm a loser retard but I'm not that edgy.
>>28056822
never quite understood the purpose of cutting, so no I haven't
who /literally shinji ikari/ here?
>daddy issues
>cry baby
>feminine baby face
>no friends
>spend most of my time alone
>use music as comfort
>>28056799
Shinji had friends, though.
shinji was chad youre just a little annoying bitch
>>28057403
They were only his friends because he saved their lives and he didn't have any until he was 14.
>>28057415
How so? Just because Asuka wanted to fugg him (to which he was oblivious and just thought she hated him)? Aesthetics isn't enough to be a Chad, especially if you are mentally ill.
Not to mention he was specifically drawn as essentially a male girl.
Post your personal favorites, extra points for hidden gems.
These two are the things i listen to the most lately. They're foreign btw.
This one is bittersweet, one of the best songs i have ever listened to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr4oWjWRSM8
You most likely havent listened to anything like this, but its a personal favorite so im sharing it anyways. I would suggest to skip to 0:30 as the intro is long and kinda boring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyF4PMWCXmE
>>28056744
This is actually really good. What language is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKn0gbPScuo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeuvegBZFuM
>>28056744
This song make me feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq6Mbi3r8ZQ
What >>28056990 said, language?
Anyone still watch those unsecured IP cams from a few months ago, like dew-chan's? I still check up on him once every so often.
I only care about the beast 2bh. I was looking through pictures when I saw a webm of him and wondered what happened to the man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbXFBptI0ZA
Beastman Beastman whadda you know about taking off your clothes
That was that long ago? Anyone remember that guy that sit on the bar with 2 chicks laughing at him?
Shit, this year is going by so fucking fast.
>i am jack's throbbing dick
>horny as hell
>start downloading like a dozen of porn movies from tpb
>including ladyboygold productions
>dick is harder than diamonds
>fap a while to all the cute shemales getting fucked
>all the qt3.14 shemales seem to enjoy getting fucked in the ass
>brain is brewing up an idea
>get a bottle of olive oil from the fridge
>put one of those roll on deodorants in a plastic bag
>pour olive oil on the bag so it's lubricated
>go to toilet
>shave my ass with a razor
>the razor is dull as fuck because it's like three years old because fuck replacing it
>ass cheeks bleeding a bit but at least they are hairless
>put some oil on my ass cheeks and around my asshole
>looking good.jpg
>squat and start trying to put the deodorant in a bag in my ass
>hurts a bit but the prostate is probably a little deeper
>hurts a bit more
>finally almost the whole deodorant bottle is in my butt (left some of it out so it's easier to get out, the bag was kind of there just to ensure that I can get the deodorant out)
>feel pressure in my ass
>something is coming out
>take the deodorant bottle out
>"oh shit my bowel is prolapsing"
>panic mode engaged hold the bowel in with my hand
>can't hold it
>take a look at my hand
>it's actually just shit, not my bowel
>i'm holding a chunk of shit on my hand and just staring at it while squatting
>throw the shit in toilet
>put the deodorant back in my ass
>can't get a prostate orgasm
>start masturbating with the deodorant in my ass
>cum
>immediate regrets
>thrash the deodorant in a bag
>take a long shower
>fire up a greentext on r9k
>i am jack's deepest regret
The deodorant was like pic related, not that big but definitely still hurt
>>28056619
What made you think that was a good idea?
>>28056681
shemale porn
Why are you a virgin when single mothers exist?
>>28056585
Because its better to die a virgin than a live a cuckold.
>signed up for some hookup site months ago despite being a pretty plain guy
>still ended up fucking a middle-aged single mom that day solely because I lived closeby and am in my 20s
That said, I haven't been laid since. It was the high point of my life.
I feel too bad for the kids.
>Too autistic to work
>Not autistic enough to get disability income
Seriously, why live?
Become a computer programmer.
>>28056420
I'm mildly autistic and i get bennies
where in the world are you lad?
The best you can hope for is to be comfortable.
>Seriously, why live?
no reason to
3DPD waifu < Alien waifu
I've withdrawn into the fantasy world of Star Wars: The Old Republic, where I am a reformist Sith Lord trying to reform the Empire from within and married to a cute togruta loli, a Jedi Padawan I've turned over to my side.
I know it's a more loyal, loving relationship than anything I can get on this shit modern world, so I choose to live there. Everything else I do is just filler in between living my real perfect life in the Star Wars Universe.
Yeah man. Fixed tor is underrated.
Sith warrior and Agent are fucking great.
Shame none of the other classes choices made any difference at all.
Anyway I kept shocking the bitch, it was just too funny.
>>28056395
always liked kotor. recently finished kotor 2
IS THIS GAME WORTHY OR NAH
>I've withdrawn into the fantasy world of Star Wars: The Old Republic, where I am a reformist Sith Lord trying to reform the Empire from within and married to a cute togruta loli, a Jedi Padawan I've turned over to my side.
This is similar to one of my fantasies. In this fantasy I'm a Zabrak girl being raised and trained in The Force and molested by a zabrak man who is a sith pretending to be a jedi.
He lies through my training and fails to give me coping mechanisms I would need while forcing me to depend on him and it fucks me up so much when he finally tells me he's a sith that I try to kill him, which is basically what he wants.
>tfw uglier on webcam
>tfw boored
>>28056367
>tfw cute irl and in video but weird looking in still photos
I just have a dynamic face I guess, that or I suck at posing
>>28056367
>tfw always ugly
Is the 80/20 rule real? I hear that 80% of men have no sex, but that seems so unlikely.
Where is the proof?
>>28056336
There is no proof, it's not true.
I think it's backwards.
Only the 20% of men dont fuck
Most men don't have decent looks and confidece. To me the ratio seems beliveable.
How do we get anime to portray more realistic female body types?
>>28056326
Fuck off and let me live my dreams fatto
>>28056376
Your warped and perverted dreams aren't more important than healthy body images for girls, asshole.. this is why you dont have a gf...
>>28056403
look at the avg body of a japanese 16 year old girl
look at the picture of the huge warthogs you uploaded
ITT REALISM
I was completely average in high school,and this have no real career interests, nor the strength or physical stamina to work a trade or join a military branch. I have very few social skills. I also can't drive and my family is getting fed up with me now.
How do I get a living that won't make me want to kill myself?
>>28056279
You don't need to be very fit to learn a trade, as long as you are able-bodied. Even the ones that are more physical you will adapt and get stronger.
>>28056279
Like, do you people genuinely believe that standardized education is what is supposed to spark some magical job affinity in you like you're in some kind of character select screen? I don't get it, what the fuck does school have to do with anything?
>>28056279
you do realize strength is something you earn; not something youre born with -_- run a mile and a half every day and do pushups/situps to exhaustion and youll be more than qualified to join the military from a physical standpoint in a month or two.. whether youre smart enough is another story.
