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So, /r9k/? What would you say to them?
I only have $50 in my account.
>>27142735
Which one of you has a dick?
The one on the left. If she's delicious brown. I can't tell. I wish mangas were colored more often.
>tfw no qt japanese gf
As someone afflicted with a severe case of yellow fever, I can say that this is one of the worst feels...
>tfw can almost speak japanese fluently
>tfw occasionally chat with a qt japanese gril i met on lang8
>tfw will move there one day and be a chad
>>27142683
stupid weaboo. Japanese are the most plain and dull looking Asian girls and they have weird looking legs that make them walk retardely. The beautiful exotic Jap girls unlike OP that you see are mixed race.
>>27142872
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Anyone else have sisters taller than them? How do you deal with the pain?
>Am 5'4" and my younger by 5 years sister is 5'11"
>>27142515
how is that even possible man?
are you sure you both have the same parents?
Does she pick on you for it?
Make it sound as arousing as possible please.
>>27142535
I don't know, I guess random chance cucked me
>>27142545
It's not hot at all, she is good about it but all of my family and her friends give me shit for it
>I want to kill myself every time we have to take a photo together
/r9k/, I am a female that wants to live as male.
Give me reasons not to. The one reason I have is to not be isolated from my family.
The grass is not greener on the other side
All a girl needs to do to get laid is have a vagina.
Being a boy, you must be hot and talented to get laid.
>>27142503
Well you won't get the actual male because you will be seen as trans.
From a guys perspective you'll have the masculinity meme pushed on you and if you don't meet that don't expect anyone to respect you.
Be honest how bad does my haircut look? Should I wait for sideburns to grow in? If not what do you reccomend?
>>27142299
I think you should concern yourself more about that hole in your face before you concern about your hair op.
>>27142299
It doesn't look great, try sticking your bangs out forward. That should help
>>27142299
Last time I ever go to the barbershop with my mom. I'd come home to visit them over the weekend and it been a while since my last haircut. My mom was overreacting and saying I looked like a girl, I don't really care that much about my hair, but it was getting kind of shaggy so I agreed to get it cut. I was gonna just get my top trimmed a little and my sides and back cut a lot shorter. Apparently while I wasn't listening she told the barber no sideburns. Now for some reason she's angry with me for being angry with her about this. I have to go back to school tomorrow. Wat do?
Is only eating cooked rice and drinking water healthy on long-term
No, even the most nutritionally fulfilling food in the world (like potatoes or some shit) will eventually make your hair fall out and blind you if you eat literally nothing else for enough years.
You will probably lose your fucking mind first though and go back to eating a variety, solving that problem.
>>27142242
Not at all. You need carbs, fat, and protein to survive, along with a bunch of other shit that I won't get into, but rice is just carbs. You'd wither away and die within months if not sooner.
>>27142242
sound like a good deal
Let's start a French thread
>>27141945
First for French women are fucking hot.
>>27141945
My dad is French, but he anglicized his surname when i was born because he's ashamed of what France has become
>>27141953
Elles sont tous baise les hommes noir.
When was the first time you saw private parts IRL?
i still haven't seen anyone else naked in real life. I don't even know what i would do if someone took of their clothes in front of me. Probably cry and embarrass myself desu
>>27141801
Haha, w-what do you mean? Private parts, in real life? Do you take me for some sort of artisan in the art of interaction with the fairer sex?
Begone, for I have seen no such thing.
>>27141801
>saw my cousins circumcised penises while we took baths together
>we argued over who's was the biggest
>they told me mine was weird
And:
>staying at babysitters house
>she has a daughter my age
>she makes me get naked in exchange for showing me her vag for a few seconds
Sadly never seen another naked past puberty
Good morning wagecucks of europe.
You must go to work now, so that politicians could have money to build houses for refugees.
>tfw a fulltime wagecuck in the uk cannot even afford his own home these days
>>27141779
only in london, come up north
*YAWWN*
Oh good morning comfy brother. Burgerland NEET here! I'll be flying out a little later this week to go over those business plans with you!
Oh hey wagecuck didn't see you there!
What are you doing up are you doing up this late? Mr. Shekelstein will be very upset if you aren't in tip top shape for tomorrow's meeting. Better get some rest. Meanwhile I'll be working on my memoirs and practicing some piano for tonight at the bar where I play for your wife
Is being a nice guy all that bad? What's wrong with it? Girls like nice guys right?
>>27141422
>Girls like nice guys right?
No nothing makes their pussy dryer.
>Be myself for 25 years aka nice to everyone and super confident refusing to let people walk over me or abuse my kindness.
>Constantly rejected by females
>One day I snap.
>Start treating all the women in my life like absolute shit and ignore them and give them little to no attention at all.
>Within a few days I get asked out by 5 different females despite going whole life without a single date.
>>27141422
Nice is fine. Being a passive beta nothing man is not fine.
Girls like guys who are nice. Not "nice guys".
How big is your porn collection?
5TB here
Like 20mb lol
I mostly delete shit after I watch it out of shame if I decide not to go the streaming route (which is rare)
>>27141379
lmao are you fucking kidding me
771MB
And I barely even look at more than half of it
Get fucking help
>not using your pure imagination
Literally pleb tier.
What can I do to curb edgy or melodramatic thoughts?
Monitoring thread
I am interested in this as well
I like listening to relaxing music OP, that helps me
>>27141295
Original Desu
>Original Desu
Original Desu
>Original Desu
>>27141295
I know I'm gonna get shit for this but this is what I do
>exercise daily
>nofap
>browse less r9k
>listen to relaxing music
>take a little edible (only works sometimes, sometimes it give me major anxiety)
Who /doesn'tcareanymore/ here?
This year alone I have:
>gained 30 pounds
>failed 3 classes
>lost 2 friends
>lost almost all my hair
>eat junk food all day
Just end this nightmare already
>>27141217
I'm approaching /idgaf/ status much faster now that I started doing drugs.
i stopped trying to find a job
tired of playing a game so rigged
>>27141217
You know what to do...Start drinking and smoking cigs, what did you think I meant?
hey lads, i'm homeless now. just got kicked out of my apartment. I have some rum and am out in the rain. AMA
>>27141019
What's the plan to escape homelessness?
u could make makeshift weapons and be a nomadic urban vigilante
Fuck familam. Go to a walmart and sit around in the area next to the games and shit. or a mcdonalds.
Go under a bridge or a ditch and set up shop.
relax. Get drunk.
If applicable, what ages did you stop believing in the following things, and why?
1. Fairies, goblins, and elves
2. Ghosts, vampires, and demons
3. God(s) and deities
4. Free will
inb4 fedora reddit whatever bullshit. I didn't even say here that you shouldn't believe in these things. I'm just trying to get a conversation going.
I still believe in all but goblins, elves, vampires and fairies. That's literally just Tolkien tier fiction.
>1. Fairies, goblins, and elves
Never believed
>2. Ghosts, vampires, and demons
Never believed
>3. God(s) and deities
Became skeptical about 13, completely rejected beliefs by 14
>4. Free will
Early 20s
>1. Fairies, goblins, and elves
Never did
>2. Ghosts, vampires, and demons
Never did
>3. God(s) and deities
13-ish
>4. Free will
I still believe in free will. Most people are just stupid and let biology and feelings run them.
