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Who /momson/ here? A true neet loves his momma and faps to momson porn
>>27144664
you're a degenerate on a genetic level.
>>27144679
>whines about degenerates
>on 4chan
>on r9k nonetheless
matey
Xev Bellringer
Jodie West
Staci Carr
Rachel Steele
Tara Tinton
Mistress T
Ms.Mischief
Lady Fyre
Cory Chase
Alura Jenson
Shay Foxx
Madisin Lee
Amber Lynn Bach
>mfw these are just a few of my favorite things
What the fuck is 'community college' and what the fuck is 'college'? i only ever hear amerifats use these terms
>>27144620
Its what amerifats call university
Community colleges are universities in most cities that are cheap, crappy, and 2 year instead of 4-5 year
>>27144657
why the fuck can't they just call it university, like the rest of the world
College = university
A community college is where you go to get your general Ed and certificates for cheap. You have to go to a full college or transfer into one to get a higher degree.
Does anybody here pretend like they fuck with anime?
I just cannot get myself to watch anime. I used to be into Naruto back in elementary school and stuff like Cowboy Bebop to a lesser extent. Most of my friends watch anime quite heavily and I like to talk to them about it, but I don't actually watch anything.
My knowledge is all surface level stuff like the names of series. The funny thing is I know a lot of different animes that my friends have never even heard of. Here is how a typical conversation goes:
>me: "Have you ever seen Elfen Lied?"
>friend: "No, what's it about?"
>me: "Nudity and gore. It's crazy man, check it out." (I've never seen an episode)
another one
>"Have you seen 'A Particular Scientific Railgun?'"
>"No, never heard of it."
>"It's cool, I think it has something to do with Steins;Gate or some shit."
>"Oh alright, I'll check it out."
>"Yeah you should man. Misaka Mikoto is my waifu."
Bascially I just try to think of obscure animes to sound like I know what I'm talking about. The response I hope for is that they don't know it, but don't ask me what it's about. If they do, I deflect or say I haven't seen it and was trying to see if anyone else saw it and could recommend it.
Am I insane or do other people do this?
That sounds like an incredibly stupid waste of time
>>27144475
Nah I do this but with movies, all those youtube videos man.
Autism desu senpai
how to kill yourself with no gun, rope, pills, or helium?
i've been reading up online and i might try to slit my wrists and bleed out while drowning myself in the tub or something. I heard there was some weird motion you have to make with the knife. Anyone have any tips? There are no high buildings to jump off of in my area.
does electrocution in a bathtub work well?
No I don't have money to buy any better way.
and I'm not doing suicide by cop.
I'd prefer to do this tonight.
>>27144207
You can purchase pills online, OP. There's no reason you can't get them
Anyway, if you live someplace cold death by hypothermia is very pleasant.
>>27144207
Take a bus to NYC or SF and jump off one of the iconic bridges
Some people starve themselves to death.
>tfw women all want a confident, strong, dominant, assertive alpha male
>tfw I am none of those things
>tfw women are into being dominated during sex and like being choked, held down, and other demeaning shit
>tfw I think sex should be loving and gentle and could never do any of those things
>tfw I will be alone forever
please post in my thread, fampais
human nature isn't this desu
>raised by mother and grandmother
>also visit aunts and great grandmother
>learn respect for women
>autistic so I follow the rules most of the time
>never want to do anything crazy
>dad and mom used to drink, dad did drugs
>didn't want to be addicted like them
>have a bad stutter
>it destroys my confidence as I get older
>develop a sense of morality that keeps me from doing anything crazy
if I hadn't bought the memes about being a good boy maybe I would have lived a little. maybe I'd have fucked women and got some confidence. it's too late now.
Why are you on 4chan instead of working on your backlog?
Surely there's something you could be watching or playing instead of just idly browsing the internet?
>>27143806
why are you?bloxbloxbloxb
I'm using half the screen to shitpost and half to play chess
My anime schedule is pretty set, so randomly watching anime isn't something I do
>>27143806
but i am. i just played 2 hours of prime 2: echoes. just got the dark beam.
Why is wojak always crying when he's mad?
his soul is bleeding out of his eyes.
beause the whole point of his character is to be sensitive
>>27143775
Do you have autism or something? Is such an expression really impossible for you to comprehend?
who /drunk/ hhere?
>>27143377
yes, hello
>tfw getting drunk just increases the desire to kill yourself
>>27143399
man. being drunk makes me sociable / nice
tfw nobody around to be sociable or nice to
not yet
orgnl cmnt
Bebe thread, lads.
>>27143366
So this is also a Mr Potatohead thread.
>>27143448
Wow, they are twins.
what an abomination
How has your experience with Wellbutrin been?
I've got some arriving in a few days. I need motivation and to stop procrastinating. Will it help?
>>27143263
My experience? No. Not one damn bit.
I think it may also have more easily triggered my seizures, too.
major long term depression here ... on celexa and welbutrin XL 300mg (from what i understand this is the extended relese)
any how i did not notice much improvment asap but after a month or so i was seeing improvment... like i just felt better focused and had longer attention span for things like playing paino and other things i enjoy ... that being said i still have a hard time to get shit done that i dont care for
capattcha - pick pictures with grass... hmm what does grass look like agian ....
>>27143382
I've heard it increases the risk of seizures. I've never had any, so I'm not too worried.
Hoping some people have stories of success with the drug.
Although, this board has an abnormally large selection of people in with antidepressants haven't worked.
>tfw you fell for the edging meme
Faps feel much better when you just cum the first time you're ready.
The only thing extending your fap does is make you shoot farther. It makes orgasm unsatisfying, especially when you edge for like 45+ min.
I've probably built up god tier stamina from all the edging I've done though. It's pretty much impossible for me to cum in under 15 minutes.
No one wants to discuss masturbation tonight with me?
>>27143494
>27137579
I agree. it's kinda anticlimactic (kek) when you've sat there for an hour or more and then that's it
I always keep going thinking I'll find a better video, but I never do. How do you bust when you first feel it?
What's the most horrible thing to ever happen in your life?
The time I discovered 4chan.
inb4 >being born
senior prom, and no i'm not a fucking normie goddammit
I was like 6 years old. It's around 22.00 o'clock and I want to go to the bathroom. I go inside and see my father and my mother passed out. My father has his head in the toilet, open eyes, foam coming out of his mouth and shaking like he is having a seizure. Mom is just sleeping like she is dead. I try waking them but they don't respond. I call ambulance and all the relatives explaining the situation. 1 hour later they both wake up and I get yelled for a making a fuss about it by my father.
TLDR: It looks like my parents overdosed on drugs and I get yelled for calling ambulance at 6 years old.
Daily reminder that this is off limits to you
Ok? I don't know this girl.
>>27142974
This.
I have no idea who the fuck that is.
>implying I would enjoy sex after years of mental damage caused by insecurities, anxiety, depression, etc.
Because i'm ugly am i destined to be alone forever?
>>27142786
Make gains anon. Women only look for muscle
>>27142786
Maybe you can get a fat ugly gf
Or get rich
>>27142786
Ugly guy here. I'm going to get plastic surgery once I have enough money. If that does not fix things, then I will probably kill myself.
Post nice finds ITT
I found these on the ground yesterday.
>>27142785
nice find op, dont let your mom find them or no tendies for you
>>27142908
nice meme friendo
blox
can i get addicted from smoking a single disposable e cigs? i brought myself my first e cig today i wanna know if i will get addicted (dont fucking want to
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