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>>27152055
He was a true Knight and didn't dare harm blonde Stacey sorority girls no matter how great his rage.
>>27152055
He should have went on /k/ and learned how to breach
He should've thrown a coffee at the door
yo /r9k/ so currently I am a neet, its pretty decent but sometimes I get bored and I dont have much extra spending money for vacations and a car and shit.
Currently I have the opportunity to be trained and hired as a welder, it pays really good, like $35k per year. However I absolutely hate manual labor and would not fit in at all with my coworkers. However I would be able to get over that part, the part that worries me the most is the health risks. Welding creates toxic metal fumes that you can inhale which is super bad for your health. I would love the money, but my health is my #1 priority.
Any welders on here? Is it worth it? What other good jobs could I get as a NEET?
>>27152003
i would REACT on her tits so hard.
>>27152003
Just do it. You'll get over hating manual labor, and you can move up or just be an inspector. All jobs like that are going to be 'bad for your health', hell, any job that has you on your feet, from the kitchen to the mine, is gonna fuck you up in some way.
Dad's a welder, i did the job for a few weeks to help on site.
If you're smart then there are big opportunities to earn more. A lot of labourers get into the job as they don't have an education and more then you'd think are really intelligent within their trade and earn a lot and have a pretty good standard of living. Also fumes are not a big deal with protective equipment, just never think for a second that it's appropriate to take off your mask or goggles.
But never turn town free training on a trade.
A girl who completely humiliated me at school for 6 years is now going out with a first team player for Chelsea FC, I work in a royal mail depo on just over minimum wage and live in a council flat. Is that fair?
How did she humiliate you?
>>27151925
Of course it's not fair lol. Who said anything about fair?
>>27151925
some dumb slut used her wet, heated hole to get access to a hardworking person's cash reserve.
meanwhile, you are working minwage and live in a shithole all for honest work, hard work.
she's female -- there is no fairness. she is living life on tutorial mode.
you're male -- there is no fairness. you are living life on hard mode. too fucking bad. complain about it all you want; maybe if you become a gay trap you can become worth something likea female is.
>accidentally super like some random stacy
>cringe at how creepy it must seem as I am a 4/10
>we match
>never talk to her out of sheer embarrasment
Hows it going for you robots?
>we match
>never talk
damn you a dumb ass nigger
>match once every 3 days
>message them
>bot replies or no replies
Wake me up
Wake me up inside
>Like every profile.
>one match
>transexual
Did I win?
>...zzzz....
Be very quiet, Miru is sleeping.
it looks like a cyclist ran over her head
Her name is katya dumb dumb.
>>27151806
Yes, she was knocked unconscious and now she is in a vegetative state.
#prayformirukawa
How is it that imageboard users are apparently socially incompetent and lack social awareness, but are amazingly intuitive when it comes to seeing through media or policy bullshit, while normies completely fail to notice and even defend it?
No point virtue signalling when you have no friends.
>>27151598
this is true, our political opinions are not entirely made up to appease our social circle
also we have a lot of time to examine issues, normies don't bother
>>27151644
Doesn't take a lot of time to realize shitskins flooding your country is bad. In fact my bullshit detector goes off instantaneously but I'm amazed by some insights I see on imageboards that people make that I would never have noticed or thought of.
ITT: Describe your life using a spongebob quote
>too bad that didn't kill me
>trap
>pic related
>>27151487
Whoopsidaisies
some roast beef, some chicken, some pizza...
Is this sort of rope good enough to kill me instantly by drop hanging? I want to break my neck, but I'm not sure if it's thick enough.
Looks pretty strong, where are you hanging yourself from? You need a good few feet of straight drop to give you enough momentum to snap the neck.
Please give me an answer
>>27151363
I haven't decided yet, I don't want to do it in the house because it'll turn into a real estate nightmare. Which comes to my second question, what's a good way to get up onto a tree?
Do you guys trim your pubes? You should. You feel more free, and it makes your dick look bigger.
>randomly decide to trim pubes
>go in shower with trimmer and trim
>get out of shower
>realize i have no gf that will be excited i trimmed my pubes
just trim my shit up
>>27151320
lmao why do you care? And a gf isn't really excited by basic hygiene, senpai.
>>27151344
its amusing you think trimming pubes is basic hygiene
ITT: ask Chad a question
pic not related
>chad
>posting on an anonymous chinese imageboard
you wish, Benjamin
>>27151261
>not realizing that quite a number of people lurk on here just for the sake of laughs
>>27151229
Why is pic not related, and why did you choose this picture?
Why can fat girls date skinny, sometimes muscular and hot guys, but fat guys cannot date slim, cute girls?
>>27150931
they can.
fat guys with no/shitty personality, that's another story
>>27150931
They can and they do.
>>27150931
Because they cannot handle all that MAN, real women prefer curves and not sticks, real women don't cuddle up to skeletons, in fact, if they WERE real women - the implication being that they are not - they would actually PREFER real men like us
They cannot handle the girth
It boggles my mind that she would do this to me. I take care of her. She doesnt work, so i provide EVERYTHING. I leased her car for her, I let her use my credit cards, i pay for our apartment, i buy her everything that she could want. I am always so good to her.
beta provider btfo
all betas deserve to be treated like this tBh, maybe then they'd grow a pair and realize women need to be treated like trash for them to be loyal and obedient
>>27150639
remember these are the same people that voted all the misandrist laws into place
so it's only just they are the ones that end up getting screwed
>>27150571
That's why. You give her everything and made it easy for her to cheat. Women don't really see it as cheating because it's their body but they sure as heck have no problem spending our money lol
Alright guys, this is going to sound like a shill but hear me out.
I just got Stardew Valley a few days ago and it's fucking great. You get to play as an ex-wagecuck who inherited a massive farm, and you can do whatever you want with it. You're not actually obligated to be a farmer; you can just let your property be wilderness and be a lumberjack/forager, fish all day and go exploring in a mine.
You can even pursue romantic relationships, and the dialogue is a lot of fun to read. Plus, you don't actually have to be good with people to do it; I've been giving a girl mayonnaise twice a week for a year straight and she thinks I'm the coolest kid in town. Super comfy and a great stress reliever. It takes a lot of inspiration from Harvest Moon and Rune Factory.
Has anyone else been playing this? I'd like to hear what kind of setups you guys have.
I'm planning to get it once the anime portrait mod is done. The default ones look gross.
>>27150526
This, I need the harvest moon aesthetic or atleast some anime.Yeah I know I'm a fucking weeaboo.
>>27150526
it's fun for the first year and as soon the secend year start it's all feel the same.
I stopped play just right before I marry Abigail because then the secend year started and it's become to feel the same.
why are women so mean? do they not know it's hurting us when they do things like these?
>>27150463
She's probably all over that dude's dick, but doesn't want her super conservative Asian family to think she's a whore.
>>27150463
Women are narcissists
>>27150535
you really think that? because it could be true.
why don't you just look like pic related through self improvement, dress well, and become charismatic, pragmatic, and somewhat extroverted? it's literally just a matter of applying yourself
>in b4 excuses about your face or height
>in b4 anything else that's code for "i prefer getting cucked by digital media addiction"
>>27150416
> talking about self-improvement
> posting a pic of a faggot full of shitty tattoos
op gave me cancer
>>27150453
/thread
Pic related is just some hipster.
>>27150416
my attempts would fail and normies would still hate me for no reason, I ooze autism and cringe
