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>be girl and join game
>immediately harassed as soon as i try to contribute to call outs and strategy
>"cheating bitch, whore, faggot, nigger, slut"
>tfw can never just chill with 1 or 2 of my friends and play the game with my mic on like all other boys
why are male gamers so bitter and disgustingly rude against women??
they are always doing that with everyone. just because they are bothering you about it and you care then that makes you an easier target
>>27163102
Fuck off worthless cum sucking whore
>>27163102
if you cant take the heat... get back in the kitchen
Rate my poverty dinner
>>27163089
>Shitty beer with dinner.
Better off drinking piss, m8
>>27163089
i can't afford any of that
rice, beans, and cabbage every day
>>27163089
nigger/10
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What is America like?
>>27162876
Everyone here is a faggot.
>everyone thinks they're more important than you
>has the reading level of a middle schooler
>being a gayfaggot is cool
>spoiled rich kids act like cunts all the time to everyone
>everything offends everyone
>everyone wants to sue you
>>27162876
America is the 80/20 rule with the illusion you can make it
>>27162876
Best country in the world.
>mom said she's not doing my laundry anymore
I'm scared, guys. I'm 22 and I've never done it before. How do I clean my clothes? Do I need some kind of training?
Holy shit stop being so scared just look it up on google. A 9 year old can do laundry
>>27162769
Of course not you fucking retard, just do it
Look up a youtube tutorial or something, it's not hard science
>put clothes in
>put soap in
>push button
But that reminds me, I should wash my clothes this month
a bad deal went down and he's in the hospital and probably going to die, they got him in the chest and severed something important (family won't tell me the details). so, I need an H fix really bad. should I go back to my usual methods or try to be more discrete?
please please for the love of god no bully I already have the shakes and figured if anyone could help me it would be my fellow robots
use dxm instead
darknet market you junkie retard
>>27162681
stop posting this ugly ass faggot
What is your actual excuse for not lifting and at least making it to ottermode?
I'm not tall, what's the point? I'll just get called a manlet either way
got banned from /fit/ huh?
I am ottermode.
Ottermode means nothing.
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Fembot here
Im 19 and not very good looking, Ive only had 2 partners in college.
How can I go from uggo/normal to being a QT like tay tay did/?
>>27162460
>Ive only had 2 partners in college
>only
>2
just end me familia
>>27162460
Lead a good moral life and then when you die you're be reincarnated as a cute girl.
>had 2 partners
Never mind.
post your tits and something will come to mind
I have completed 30 days without masturbation, should I end the streak or not?
>>27162384
End it, you fuckin mad man.
DON'T!!!!
you will regret it tommorow
Whatever man, its up to you
This the part rappers don't tell y'all young boys that's out here shooting shit up about. When you in there by yourself with no guns, nothing but your hands and man hood. When your homeboys that you was running with not there to have your back. And you got somebody in there that don't care bout ya ass. All they gonna do is drag your ass out of there. And send a note to ya mama. Asking her where she want the body shipped? Young punks better tighten up out there. Gang bang them books.
I think it's trying to beg for watermelon.
>>27162372
>Gang bang them books.
This is why I make monthly donations to the KKK
Hi i just ate 3x240ug tabs of lsd, going to be playing some ps4 waiting for drugs to kick in.
Anyone else getting fucked up by themselves at home like a loser too?
Any good ideas for what to do once I'm fucked?
>>27162187
Think about everything you've done wrong in your life
Thats a good dose. Im lookibg forward to take lsd + dmt this weekend
>>27162336
Not OP, but been there and done that with the acid, its the reason why I will never do it again unless somehow my life works out
Post evidence of newfaggotry
>saying normie instead of normalfag
>thinking pedos were ever accepted on 4chan
>>27162117
Been here since '07. I say neither, faggot
>Making an "evidence of newfaggotry" thread
>the air traffic control system that keeps planes from crashing into each other and everything else
>the process of ejaculation and the erections that precede it
>the need to shift your balls every once in awhile
>manspreading
that's all I got
>>27162001
Oh, and also peeing while standing
That's a big one
>>27162019
women can pee standing but we can't get it to go into the direction we want as easily
hello guys. i'm going to pretend to be a girl tonight. i want to see how much attention i will get. ask me questions so i can get starter with a good story about my life
what do you do for a living femanon?
>that pic
hehehe
>>27161841
i'm a full time student. this is my first year. i am loving this life. i like hanging out with my new friends.
>tfw you're a normalfag and you come here to laugh at losers and feel better about yourself
Even in this final refuge, my brothers are mocked and spit upon.
You do realize that this is a satire board right? Everyone here is just playing a character.
>>27161837
w-wait, what?
>Tfw he's moved on and happy without you
>>27161291
Sounds like nobody needs you and your existence is pointless to be honest, op. Why are you even still alive?
>>27161291
Looking for a grill to play games with.
Looking for a grill to talk.
