Gamergate is good because it's goal is to keep fake geek girls out of video games
Don't tell me you're an SJW anon. Because if you don't support gamergate, you're an SJW
>>27168527
Estonia, what're you doing here?
>>27168527
get out Estonia fag
The productivity died a year ago. They don't do anything anymore.
NEET thread
Normies stay out, whiny kissles normies stay out.
>Go to bathroom
>Cook food
>Drink water
>Turn on ps3
>Open up generals (agdg,dadg,egg,dsg,ss13g,mlpg)
>Watch a show while playing a game, then eat
>Continue watching stuff and playing games
>Don't really do anything else sans eating,fapping and pissing
I've...
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Try learning a skill
Put in 20 minutes to an hour per day for the next month. See where it gets you.
>sleep 7 hours
>eat some chips
>drink some water
>sleep another 4 hours
>wake up and browse /r9k/ for 30 minutes
>sleep another 6 hours
>/r9k/ for 2 hours
Back to sleep pretty soon.
So this is life huh?
>>27168289
>NEET
>No education
>Live with parents
>parents are giving me unsubtle hints that I should get out
>Tried to make money online
>Could only make a few bucks
>Don't know what to do
I'm thinking of using my last thousand or so dollars to prepare for homelessness.
>tfw you leave /lit/ for the first time in a while and are shocked when you remember how much of a pleb everyone is
>tfw no one here even reads literature
>>27168038
>implying you do
>implying you're not just shitposting
Please DFW yourself
>>tfw no one here even reads literature
>>27162161
>>27168038
Reading some Hermann Hesse actually, so get fucked.
Hey creep stop staring at us, we wear this for softball
Id rather stare at these dubs
>>27168035
Why, though? Baseball players usually wear baggy pants, why does softball require skintight shorts?
>>27168044
PINKER
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wattup wagecucks. how does it feel working 40 hours a week for your pitiful salary?
i enrolled in an online course that was way below my abilities and gos for 3 years. this entitles me to 350 neetbux a week for doing NOTHING. i finished my entire semesters work already and its only been up for 4 days. this means i have 3 months of playing xbox, doing my various hobbies, and reading. life is good.
>>27167906
How do you live on 1100 dollars a month? That's impressive
>>27167940
sharehouse. dont drive. i dont really give a fuck about variety in my diet so i eat a lot of cheap canned tuna, rice, and those cheap frozen vegetables you get in a bag. i can feed myself for like 100 dollars a month.
>>27167940
>>27167971
i also do exercise to stop myself from having idleness induced cardiac arrest.
i broke the system and i fucking love it.
Does anyone have any questions?
nice photoshop cunt
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Once upon a time in a land far far away
>>27167620
that can't be healthy, but it looks shopped.
This thread is for stupid shit you used to think. It can be for things you thought as a child, or things you misunderstood later in life. I will share two such examples:
>When I was a little kid, I thought that when people had sex, the penis would fall off and that would develop into the baby and I would have to regrow my penis like a gecko. I also thought people could regenerate lost limbs in general.
I was not a smart child. in fact, I was pretty retarded.
Now for an example from later in life...
>For...
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That communism was even remotely a good idea.
That I could beat the odds
>>27167351
Same, glad I dropped that shit a long while ago
>dating this girl for about a month now
>5/10ish (i'm not that Chad either)
>we get to talking about ex's
>mine is pretty cookie cutter, just a couple of failed relationships, but not a bunch of ONS's or something.
>she tells me about her first blowjob (which it took her two weeks to start giving me blowjobs..)
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Break it. Never worth it
You have AIDS now, good luck.
>>27167272
Yeah and she's going to this "wonderland" rave soon and she was all like "Can you trust me??"
I mean, I don't know. It seems like I'm getting cucked.
>watch Drive
>expect memes
>autismo stares at people for 5 minutes before answering
>literal fucking robot
>cucked by chad
>raises chad's kid
Holy fuck this is too much
A real human bean...
And a real hero...
>>27166972
Just finished watching it holy fuck he died for Stacy
this is painful
>>27167797
>imblying he die
https://www.projectbiglife.ca/life/
>>27166915
I only have a maximum of 4 months left. Prostate cancer. Don't really care anymore. At least I die and don't have to deal with another year of normies
>>27166915
>70
Nigger fuck that shit.
>>27166915
63. Still too long
What do I say from here?
>>27166910
Ye it's super
>>27166939
FUCK I DIDN'T EVEN CATCH THAT
>>27166910
Say "Ye it's super" again
Hey manlet bros, why don't you get a cute midget gf?
trust me i would if i could
How many hot, even decent midgets have you seen irl? I'll wait...
I don't want to force this condition onto my children. I won't breed with someone unless they're significantly taller than me.
Would you like to try this someday?
No I'm straight friendo.
>>27166635
Woah all defensive there buddy. Are you sure you don't want to make another guy cum in your mouth?
I've done it before. It's really fun. I enjoy making other people feel good, and I like the taste and smell of cock so it worked out great.
>tfw sucking off one of your friends while jerking yourself off
>tfw you cum first and he calls you a slut
Post some great tracks, r9k. Any genre. Any mood.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5HxhQMi5RI
>>27166352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S1WBP91YKA
immolate urself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKndXzvOfVQ
Best
>>27166565
Wes was excellent.
Okay guys, I'm ready to buy my first escort. I need some advice. As I do not drive can I ask them where the incall is near? I don't want to arrange everything only for a 4 hour bus ride. Is kissing on my mouth alright? I'm on a ton of medication and afraid I won't be able to cum or the inverse of cumming too fast. What are your experiences with deathgrip syndrome?
This is where my v card will be lost but I'm going to tell her I've done it once before. How do I ask for a footjob? Are most okay with fetishes? I'm afraid that the way I wipe...
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>>27166059
>inverse of cumming
???
>>27166059
>Do I wear a condom?
yeah of course
>Should I eat her out
no thats disgusting
im a virgin as well so i cant give you much advice but i will say this - tell her you are a virgin, it will probably make the experience easier/more enjoyable
take a shower beforehand and clean your ass dude come on its not that complicated
i dont think you have to worry about developing feelings for her if its a one time thing
also how...
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>>27166059
>This is where my v card will be lost but I'm going to tell her I've done it once before.
Don't bring it up at all. There's no point.