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>Tfw we'll never have another one.
>>27056120
More proof that we shouldn't even try.
He achieved what he wanted, and it killed him.
>>27056120
wasn't he australian?
>trashbin.jpg
We're all gonna make it! Check me out!
Femanons what is your bra size?
30F senpai.
two.. why?
>>27055750
32DD. they're actually not that big but everyone assumes they are when i say DD
Hurry up anon! The bell's about to ring!
Let 'er rip.
*sprints by the corridor*
BANG BANG BANG BANG
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>make a thread
>it hits bump limit
>make the same thread 6-12 months later
>0 replies
what the fuggity fug
>>27055598
Why recycle your thread?
Is it a question that is sure to have varied answers each time?
>>27055842
>Is it a question that is sure to have varied answers each time?
I assumed so but I guess I was wrong.
I need to be more original desu
>>27056112
What's the thread?
>books that give you those childhood feels
Goosebumps covers were so much better than the books themselves. RL Stine was a cuck with no grasp on how to write a story, but I'll be god damned if this isn't some fine art by Tim Jacobus. The distorted perspectives, I think, really had an impact on me as a kid. There's something very feverish about these everyday settings so distorted.
probably the only books i read through all the way
>that flip-o-rama
This book
It's damn good. Anyone else read it?
new meme when?
This should be our new mascot.
I thought pepe was older
>doge came out in 2013
MAKE IT STOP IM LITERALLY SEEING RED
>tfw I had a kid with my cousin
Who /incest/ here?
>>27055399
How does your family confront you about it?
Are you with her?
america general?
Had a kid with my mom. We keep it a secret.
>People might recognize our situation.
am I a normie for having a girl ask me out for sushi?
I just came home from one, and keeping a conversation was hella difficultsje also paid for fifth of the bill
are relationships worth it, or should I just save my neetbucks for special edition fleshlights?
i's 18 btw
>>27055280
take it, potential for sex and sushi is fucking delicious
>>27055280
Nice humblebrag bro
>>27055280
>18
>playing mount and blade
>nice
You're a normalfag 2bqh but most here are so it doesn't matter
WHAT IS THE MOST ALPHA THING YOU HAVE DONE IN YOUR LIFE TO DATE?
>be me
>21
>3 weeks ago
>Navy
>at a CID unit for training
>chill with a girl all weekend
>lost my virginity to her
>bought her plan B on Sunday since I took the condom off without her knowing
>couldn't cum with the condom
>it was hard enough already since the internet ruined 3d girls for me
>that night I go to muster at 9pm
>meet Asian QT at smoke pit
>leave without her #
>I buy a Gatorade from a vending machine and I see her
>the 1800 tequila talks for me and I ask for her #
>I get it
>I get back to my room and the girl I was with all weekend is half naked and still there
>I start texting the girl and ask her to come over
>I tell the girl in my room we should hang out later
>Asian QT comes over and we fuck and watch Naruto
>black guy who lives next door gives me a thumbs up the next morning and says he is proud of how far I've come
>she asks to marry me two days later
>nahh
rolling this tt
>had to attend some booster classes
>get on well with one of the girls there
>some new people joined
>realize that she only talked to me because I was one of the only males there
I saw her in the street once and she just blanked me.
>tfw mom found my poop-jug
>again
Wanna talk about it? What are you up to? :)
>Mom found my fart bag
![[MD] Space☆Dandy - 02 (1280x720 Blu-ray AC3).mkv_snapshot_07.33_[2016.02.24_17.44.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v1dUwM8.jpg "[MD] Space☆Dandy - 02 (1280x720 Blu-ray AC3).mkv snapshot 07.33 [2016.02.24 17.44.39]")
>>27055185
whats a fart bag?
>be in elemntary school
>autisitc as fuck
>have no friends
>befirend another autist
>best of friends
>friend was a cunt
>I didn't mind since I was a retarded kid
>We did not agree on anything but we were outsiders, outcast front he rest of the war. We managed to stick for each other. even if friend was a selfish bastard, he would help me out
>moved into a new school. Never saw him again
>almost 9 years since
>feel nostalgic as fuck and want to find him
>uses detective skills to find about his whereabouts
>manages to find his steam account
>find out he's a fur fag and possible homosexual
>mfw I'm less autistic now
I want to talk to him but I'm afraid to do so. Also that whole finding out about his whereabouts by using the internet is kinda creepy. What should I do robots?
Just talk to him on Steam, what's the worst that could happen?
>>27055144
He can getERP'd
>>27055144
Still how did would that even work. (reminder I'm shit at making friends)
>Hey it's me! Your friend that you haven't seen in almost 10 years. I searched your name and found your steam account that is 95 percent likely to be yours and probably dosen't want anyone to know about since you probably erp there. What have you been up to?
>tfw neet
>tfw no friends irl or steam
/whodepressedandsuicidalhere/
Losing all will to live reporting in, sir!
so why aren't you gay yet
I'll be your steam friend if you want anon. I'm a pretty chill dude so you dont gotta worry about autism
that said
>depressed and suicidal but /tryingtofightback/
Why are they so fucking retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a16Kgh7j8zk
>>27053892
>stusi
what did he mean by this
>>27053892
he said a funni words in funni way lol :^)
God I fucking hate normalniggers
>>27053892
Is this something thats actually popular?
>There are people browsing right now that don't find black women attractive
LOL WHAT
>>27053743
>that pic
Everybody Hates Chris?
>>27053803
It's Santigold (the pop star) I mean maybe she was on it idk
>>27053743
OMG
She's beautiful. That girl literally stopped me in my browsing tracks and caused me to make this post.
Geez.I'm Nigerian-American so this attraction is irrelevant to the thread's objective
Am I becoming a furry /r9k/? Always thought furry stuff was shit, but after seing this movie, i've never wanted to fuck a cartoon rabbit more in my life. Whats wrong with me?
P.S - I'm not a shipfag, if that counts for anything.
Pls halp /r9k/, have I fallen this low?
>>27047244
sorry to tell you this anon but wanting to fuck cartoon rabbits is the very definition of furry
just fap to whatever you want to in your spare time. no one else has to know.
just don't go around in fursuits and you'll be fine
>>27048100
But why havent I been like this before? Is there something that triggers people to be furries that im missing?
![Pepe_aec9d7_5425540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iEds8BX.jpg "Pepe aec9d7 5425540[1]")
