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>tfw no A press
Dude you only need press A 2.5 times. What are you some kind of noob?
>>27059116
There's no such thing as a "half press".
Do you think the half-A press guy has ever had a girlfriend?
If he has, then I might as well fucking kill myself
>fucked a grill in my car last night
>give female friend a lift to college
>she finds condom wrapper on floor
>mfw
Why am I such a sperg r9k?
Embrace your sexuality faggit
Just say you were having a posh wank
>>27059025
just tell her you banged a grill in here. It's pratically bragging rights and will make you seen as a high tier norman.
What is some good robot tier manga?
>>27058923
genshiken
welcome to the nhk
neon genesis evangelion (we see a lot more development of the characters who are basically robots)
Yotsuba! although it gets old by the 3rd volume.
>>27058923
watamote is okay but over-rated.
Ressentiment
You're welcome.
Why is gay sex so disgusting?
I'm a straight male, and nothing grosses me out anymore. I've seen comical amounts of gore, babies being abused, shit on, all the stuff you'll be exposed to if you browse 4chan long enough. The only thing that actually makes me a little nauseous is gay sex.
Anyone else feel this way? There is something particularly disgusting about it to me. I don't oppose gays or gay marriage, but goddamn is their sex disgusting.
Straight female here and I agree.
>>27058618
I'm bi and I hate gay sex.
Unless that bussy was bleached and douched I refuse to touch it.
I am just absolutely fascinated that these tags exist on tumblr, and tens of thousands of people find it sexy.
To gay males- Do you find anal sex arousing? Is that common, or is a lot of gay sex actually just hands and mouth? Do you find the male butthole arousing or attractive in itself?
Do you believe in them?
>>27058599
After reading the manifesto, I 100% believe in them
>>27058599
Yes, aslo before.
Because I read something familler to this in hebroew(some guy who claim to be harassed from them too, he come from the field of Healing with aliens)
>>27058599
The prophecy has been fortold even before we got this great evidence of them.
This is not the first time people have had visions of the like.
Who /faptoyoutubevideos/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTm9XgbrWlc
>>27058472
Fir what purpose does this exist?
I used to fap to bootyshaking videos way back in the day when I was afraid my parents would discover porn in my web history.
>>27058507
Because infinite possibilities are possible in the infinite universe, anon
>Eat last chocolate bar in box
>put empty box back in snack draw
Ha fuck you future me
anyone else feeling D E V I L I S H today?
>>27058346
>Take a taxi
>tell the driver "this is close enough, just drop me off here"
>Have sprained ankle and it's agony walking the last few metres
>talk to girl in coffee shop
>she tells me to please leave her alone
>slash her tires, key her car and shit all over her windshield, windows and door handles later that day
>guy asks for wholemeal bread for his sandwhich
>I give him white
Hahahaha he might have a heart attack because of that. Enjoy your carbs dude!!!
Why is it so bad to hate niggers?
>>27058112
It's not. Normalfags just do it, because they like to act black because that's cool to them for some reason.
>>27058737
Correction: Normalfags don't want you to do it
Idk cause you cant really chose what race you are born
Hey /r9k/, I have a bit of a predicament and I don't know any other board that'd give it to me straight.
As of late I've been pursued by a girl quite persistently. I rarely have girls interested in me and when they are it's in an offhand "I guess he's alright" kind of way, so I'm quite unused to being courted like this. She's objectively about a 5/10 but I'd consider her to be more attractive than me and she's not without her own unique charms that appeals to me. She's also very sweet, friendly, somewhat shy, almost certainly virginal and caring. In many ways she's almost an ideal girl for someone like us. You can probably see the but coming, there's one major issue.
She's Asian, specifically Chinese. I'm white and rather proud of my anglo-saxon heritage. I want to marry a white girl and have white children that look like me. I'm also concerned that I may unintentionally become a pariah within my own family for marrying a girl outside of our ethnic and cultural background. Plus there's issues such as a language barrier that may exist between me and her extended family (her English is very good, she's been living here since she was around 10 or 11).
Now I know what you're thinking, if she wants me but I don't want anything long term then I should just fuck her and dump her when I get bored. If it were your typical fembot or something then I would and definitely wouldn't need to be bring it up on /r9k/, but I think I have more respect than that for this girl. I don't want to hurt her, I want to do right by her.
So /r9k/, should I go for it?
1. you sound autismo as fu
2. if you don't want to hurt her and you don't see this relationship working out for the long haul, don't pursue anything with her
>So /r9k/, should I go for it?
Yes, even if it doesn't work out, this is an experience you should go for
Don't be afraid, anon
>>27057987
>you sound autismo as fu
pic related.
>if you don't want to hurt her and you don't see this relationship working out for the long haul, don't pursue anything with her
It's not like I can go pick a different gf off my gf tree. Beggars can't be choosers.
>tfw gf
no gf cucks on suicide watch
>>27057902
But I can never be a cuck if I never have a gf to cuck me in the first place
>>27057902
>has a gf
>his chance of cucking now increases by 100%
wew must feel good to be on cuck watch 24/7 huh m8
>>27057902
2/10 is the best i can do, atleast you tried OP
>I feel like I've fought all my life for this
>This one part, this one third, I've always missed
>No, just don't let it go I started the fight but now I'm losing
>So, will I fall again?
>I'm scared of heights, yet it was me who ran away
>Who ran away
>Oh, I can't forgive, can't forget myself
>The piece that I'm missing, it kills me inside I need help, oh please give me back
>This one part, this one third I'm sorry I lost it
>No, I let my weapons fall I'm drowning in the fears and now I know
>That I will fall again
>And let it go but I can't stop to run away
>To run away
>Run away
>Run away
>Run away
>Run away
>He built up a wall to have somewhere to hide but anxiety's coming from somewhere inside
>>27057889
We're still young, but we got older
We don't believe everything that we're told
We just wanna love, we just wanna be loved
So I'm waiting for the afterlife
To show me a good time baby, somebody save me
I just wanna be loved
DOG EAT DOG
YOUR LIFE IS LIKE A SANDWICH
DOG EAT DOG
I'M THE DOG AND I'M SO HUNGRY
Who /baggy eyes/ here?
My eye bags are on an entirely different level then yours could ever reach.
My bags have bags.
Post pics of your bags OP.
24/7 baby
mucho originalo
ITT: We are NEETs inthe 1980s
>wake up
>watch the price is right
>eat tendies
>go to mailbox to get meaningful mail
>play nintendo
>watch shitty tv
>make a prank call
>go to bed
everyday is the same
More
Prgogimla
>>27057730
>ride bmx to 7-11
>get slurpee and their new hot dog called a "big bite"
>ride home
>bike chain breaks
>fix it instantly because I know practical mechanical shit instead of useless technical shit like the kids of 2016
35 years ago it was a whole lot easier to JUST go get a well paying job or find some illegal way to make money.
Compare with today when everything is monitored and 300 people apply for an opening at your local McDonalds
What shoe size everyone here?
>5ft11
>size US 11 mostly, but some brands I'm size 12.
>6'2
>UK 12
Well, closer to 11 actually, but I usually wear 12s because I have flat feet.
Really limits the options on footwear. I normally have to wear Airwalks when I'm out and about.
My feet are so flat, I can't even walk on sand without instantly burying my feet every time I take a step.
6ft 3 uk 11
I don't know, I've never had my feet measured, I've worn the same sandals since I was 12
How do I develop social skills?
You came to the right place.
by humiliating yourself trying to get normies to like you for years
>>27057769
this is the correct answer. You should basically become a featureless blob personality wise and mold yourselves to the expectations of normies.
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