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ITT: We discuss the buying and selling of Dank memes on the meme market
General News:
As some of you may already know the Leonardo Decaprio Oscar meme company went bankrupt recently, much to the dismay of its many shareholders who evidently lost many keks. It isn't often that we experience an abrupt death of a meme such as Leo, but he was nominated for an Oscar which made it a high risk investment. Some predicted that if he didn't get the award the meme would have risen 2 fold in value. The good news to come from this is that there is talk of moving some of the Decaprio meme assets to a new startup called the Garry Oldman Oscar meme . Since it is only a few keks on the meme market, I suggest buying into it by several dozen shares.
General memes:
The Rare Pepe : A good meme to invest in of late is the rare pepe. Needless to say it is a very safe investment for long term buyers and has risen constantly since about 2004. It returns good dividends every year and the only drawback is that it costs over 9000 keks per share which is quite an exuberant price for a novice memer. There is potential for rapid growth in this meme especially with the inevitable election of Donald trump, but I'll get to that later.
Jetfuel can't melt steel beams: yet another notable meme on the meme market. Recently it has dropped off a little but that makes it a prime candidate for investment. The ISIS meme company is in negotiations to purchase this meme and seeing as that company is in the rise, it makes both companies very appealing buys. Currently it is worth 7/11ths of a kek but it is set to rise to we'll over 9/11ths of a kek.
Political memes:
Hillary & Sanders: since it is likely that both Hillary and Sanders are going to be cucked by Trump, one should be very careful with these memes as they are very high risk. My suggestion is buy into Hillary and Sanders for the short term as they will both continue to rise until the Democratic Candidate is selected. Sell Sanders meme 1 month before the Democratic convention and short the stock so when it inevitably does drop, you can still reap the keks from the dying meme. Continues to buy Hillary after Sanders is shorted but be weary,. It is very likely that Clinton will be indited by the FBI causing a rapid collapse of her meme, but not before there is a explosive rise. I recommend selling before the Democratic convention as well.
Rubio, Cruz and Kasich:
Buy short term, short them long term. If donald wins the memes will collapse, plain and simple.
Donald Trump.:
VERY HIGH Risk MEME: If he wins it is likely that the rare pepe meme will explode in value as will several other memes in the same category. Buy this meme but be aware, if it goes down, it takes a lot with it. The biggest problem with the Trump meme is that it is over 1 million keks per share so it is recommend to buy this stock on a small loan of a million keks.
Please discuss anymore of your personal meme market findings
Please post this on /biz/ and send screenshots.
It's up on biz
Day 3 of nofap. At first I was nervous about it since I fapped min 4 times a day, but so far has not been too bad.
>Getting up earlier, better-rested
>More motivation to get coursework done (Unifag)
>Generally more energetic
What about you guys? How far in are you and what effects have you noticed?
If not presently in /nofap/, have you tried it before? If so, why did you stop?
Also on day 3, I'm pretty much past the point of no return failing a course and i'm fucking depressed about it. where as if I knew this 3 days ago i'd just fap and not care. Fapping all the time makes you apathetic af senpai
>>27061218
IT'S A MEME
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not fapping doesn't make you energetic. shut up OP and stop baiting.
>>27061255
Maybe it didn't make *you* energetic, but that doesn't mean it won't for other people.
Who else /drugs/ here?
What are the drugs you've tried so far and which of them do you still regularly take?
nothing but weed everyday and alcohol a couple times a month for me. i've come to realize i'm not mentally stable enough for much else
I regularly smoke marihuana and I love craft beer. LSD is amazing, and mushrooms are cool too. I like cocaine more than I should, but I never do it anymore.
Occasionally smoke weed, I mostly do psychedelics and mdma. Molly is fucking amazing you shitters.
Why does this whore hate Trump so much? Why is she so repulsed by the most alpha male on the planet? Why isn't she on her knees already begging for his cocks like the whores that all women are? Has /r9k/ lied to me about the world works? I don't know what to believe anymore.
>>27060962
>Why does this whore hate Trump so much
She doesn't, she is just instructed to be like that by her jew Foxnews overlords.
Because his foreign policy is utter lunacy and his economic policies will harm both American consumers and American manufacturers, all while putting the country into even greater debt?
Because he fucked her and didnt call her back when he said he would.
>Your sex
>How you feel about nerdy girls
>>27060825
>male
>overrated
>>27060825
male
annoying
my sex
they're attention whores like all other girls
>It's a "girls have a hard life" episode
>>27060798
I didn't get enough attention today, I'm going to kill myself like you guys
>>27060798
>it's another "Girls can be bad-asses too" episode
>It's a /tv/ invades /r9k/ episode
We've entered a new age where /x/ joins us in the inevitable 4chan Civil War.
/x/ has been /b/'s shitposting overflow board for the past 5 years, they don't add anything
>>27060725
You really don't know what /x/ is, then...
>>27060697
What are the sides on the civil war?
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>have a bad day
>tell 4chan I'm going to kill myself
>don't actually kill myself
>do multiple 40 rep sets of pushups before i take a picture of myself so my chest is pumped up and i look bigger
>>27060704
I bet you post your pictures when most people are active too, you fucking madman.
>tfw you wanna go to the Dali museum and the aquarium but you are too ashamed to go alone
Normies don't know how good they have it.
Being alone is not fair.
>>27060148
you want company to do normal stuff and that makes you a failed normie.
just go to the museum and enjoy the art, go to the aquarium and enjoy nature and animals. you don't need anyone to enjoy beauty.
>>27060174
Its not that I want company, its just horrible people have made people afraid of the loner stereotype and I would be too anxious about ruing other peoples experience and afraid of their judgements.
I know its stupid but its not something I can change about myself.
>>27060174
>you don't need anyone to enjoy beauty.
lie
>just go for cute traps anon
This a meme.
DO NOT FALL FOR IT!
Trans woman are as bad, if not worse when it comes to lusting for Chad.
>mentally ill persons wanting to become vapid cunts are mentally ill vapid cunts
wew lad
>>27060120
There's a difference between wanting Chad and having standards anon. I've met guys that were really attractive but their personality was not to my liking. They were usually too needy or clingy and had this "wounded hero" air about them that they wanted to portray. I like guys who can make me laugh and can always turn the mood around whether it's just us or we're out with friends.I also like them to be a bit dominant because otherwise I get kinda bratty
Getting these "oh woe is me" types no matter how attractive is a huge turn off. I need someone who is in control.
>>27060188
I bet you don't even have a big. But let's be real you literally just explained every girl I've ever dated they all need to be put in their place and dominated. That's what my whip is for
So what are you robots doing today?
I've been up all night and I'm gonna play BludBoorne till I have school, then come home and play more BloodyButts
>>27060103
Watchu doin in bb. Ive just got chalice dungeons to grind through and 1 more ending. I could go through the new game but meh.
>>27060129
I just got it a few days ago, I just killed the spider adshole and I'm freaking out in the nightmare getting invaded every two seconds.
Seeing those giant creatures everywhere that grab you isn't helping with the freaking out either
>>27060176
You're getting invaded? I don't remember sinister bell women in yahargul. Though they are in the nightmare of mensis. And come on Rom wasn't hard at all. In fact there aren't any hard bosses between the shadows of yarnham and the final boss(es).
Since i didnt actually answer the op question I'll be playing FE Fates when I get home.
>"You have 3 seconds to man the fuck up or I'm shoving this bat up your bitch ass!"
>>27059925
I don't like this meme.
Like it's really not funny at all.
Why would you lick a bat? It's not like it tastes good. It just tastes like wood
>>27059977
>"I'm out of lube bitch!"
I wish I had a NEET friend to take care of, that would encourage me to do my best at work and bring money back to our comfy little nest, and generally play house with, ironically at first, until one day we realize that we're actually a couple, and that we reached a level of co-dependency that makes us completely unable to survive without each other, that we have a perfectly symbiotic relationship, that our minds merged and we basically fused as one being in two bodies, that we transmuted ourselves without trying, that we're about to find the philosopher's stone without even looking for it...
You feel me?
Why a NEET?
Because they are more likely to be dependent on you?
>>27059679
so basically a housewife, but without the sex and demanding you indulge in her lifestyle.
>>27059679
>You feel me?
No. You lost me at the end.
>be a woman
>become a teenager and suddenly boys everywhere start looking at you and giving you attention
>feels good woman
>fuck a ton of men
>get attention outside, in schools, men get intimidated by me, men crave my body, men treat me with favor everywhere
>feels x1000 good woman
>develop delusional autistic egotistical thinking I am some sort of Goddess and that only hot men are worth my time since my vagina rules over mankind
>have so many men hitting on me daily and making me feel good that when a non-hot man trys to hit on me I take it as annoying and rude
>have incredibly high standards that I get the best of men and there is always an abundance of them because humans don't marry or settle down anymore
>go to clubs and parties all for the energy men give me through their attention for being a beautiful goddess that every woman gets in her life; we use these facilities to suck men of their worship and praise
>break up with long term Chad, feel sad for a day, then easily go and fuck side-Chad and instantly forget about former Chad
This is a life of a woman and why you are invisible to them. This is why women seem like a dream to you and why they are so different than you. Ask yourself, what do you think the women of your age are doing and compare to what you're doing.
But to all you women out there, this is reality.
>Women are biologically, intellectually and mentally inferior to men in everyway
>Men excel in every field they put their hands to in comparison to women
>If men disappeared women could not survive without men especially in our natural wild nomadic environment
>women are living, breathing fuck dolls, objects of pleasure given to us as a gift by humanity in which we implant our living, moving, breathing seed inside of your dead egg to grow in
>women are inferior to men in every way possible
>men rule over the animals and women in every society, human civilization and in every nation on this planet from East Asia to the middle east to the west.
>>27059325
you sure showed those women
>>27059325
As a "femanon" I can tell you, none of us really are women. We're just guys who like to pretend to be women. Maybe 0.01% really is a woman but small chance they even read one line of your thread.
>>27059357
Intellectually inferior in every way.
Has anyone noticed how /r9k/ manbabies are literally just SJWs in a different manner?
>I'm a saint
>everyone else is hitler
>everyone else is privileged
>one boogeyman to blame for causing all the injustices in the world (the white man for SJWs, women for manbabies)
I think it's time for these people to go back to tumblr.
Basically /r9k/ in a nutshell.
>>27059300
>memetale tripcuck telling anyone to go back to tumblr
lmao why so u have more followers?
>>27059334
Why would I want a bunch of cringy retarded manbabies following me on tumblr?
