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Just lift weights, dress nice, and, as always, be yourself :)
>you need to stop being bitter, anon
>>27064450
that hair looks fine, what the fuck is your problem? once it gets worse you can do a shorter buzz cut and still look presentable.
Shave it if you're balding
Bald looks a lot better than balding
Consider a buzz if possible
>been awake for 32 hours
>can't sleep
What about embracing each other in a hug and sleeping cuddled together anon?
You must be so tired...
>>27064437
>tfw i will never experience this
>>27064437
Sounds kind of gay but yes I'm very tired.
>be me, 19
>broken since 9th grade
>depressed af since 2 years
>friendless since 1,5 year
>kissless handless virgin
>don't want to be in any relationship
>dislike my study and future job
>aspire to destruction
how can it be worst?
>>27064141
You could be black
You could have aids
>OP is younger than NGE and is able to post here
Who /dropout/ here?
You are a fucking failure and should all kill yourselves for the sake of the human race
>>27064011
nice bait
now leave
High school drop out here. I was going to kill myself anyway but I inherited 2 houses and some land. Living costs are pretty cheap in my country so I can probably live off of rent.
Feels good to not have to be a wage cuck.
I start doing mask. This is like the third i made.
I dont know why i do this shitty mask, but handwork help to stay calm.
Do you do some handwork? Tell me robots.
>>27063905
this is pretty shit tbqh
>>27063905
No, the most I do is fuck around with pictures in paint. I'm not very good.
Some guy apparently made chocolate eggs to store his lunch in, which was pretty cool.
Try using sandpaper nigga
I post angry music, you post angry music. We both win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV2TyxtDrGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVggG2cGVPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbk6hSJZ-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW7IWilVv0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s6BOQsj3eU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCY99Axdqok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZl03hHhIgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT7ZAD4MRTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnJfLFmqmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT2SdyDS9J8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eowx4KYdfos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_EFZ_jwthU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xYt8zsRdis
http://youtu.be/AguPH0XBxdw
Post yfw you go full on savage.
>that "announcement" she made on her youtube channel
>>27063871
WHATS HER YOUTUBE
ORIGGANAL
>>27063871
Watch ur fuckin mouth kid, else ur gunna get full on savaged by a 15 year old girl.
Anyone else here never gonna get married or have children? Always wanted children personally but it's never going to happen.
Never wanted children, never will. 2BH eugenics/'selective breeding' should be socially acceptable.
>>27063816
I never want to get married, but I want children
>>27063816
children and marriage are a meme. no i don't want that shit
ITT: we worship our waifu and the queen of /r9k/ Mia Sand
Not bad. Does she get naked?
>>27063697
I honestly have trouble imagining her as a real human person.
>>27063697
horry shit OP
i wouldn't mind inserting my weewee in her poophole
WHats a good job for an alcoholic?
making alcohol drinks
anything related to on the job construction
>>27063717
so bartender or some shit
sounds gay
Anyone have bad expierences going out with normies? I'll share mine
>normie friends invite me to go to a bar downtown
>I go to their house, drink 2 beers play vidya
>walk to bar
>get in it's crowded as fuck
>literally cannot hear anything because the shitty rap music is so loud
>try for 20 mins to get bartender's attention for a drink
>literally impossible
>have to take a piss, fight my way through crowds to the bathroom
>bathroom is disgusting
>come out, no idea where anyone is
>lost in the crowd for another 20 mins
>spot talk normies friend
>elbow my way to him bumping into many people
>"what the fuck man", "watch it omg"
>finally reach him and 2 other guys
>he's drunk as piss, spilling beer
>starts trying to talk and dance with random slut
>literally hanging on her
>random guy pushes him away
>"Chill out man that's my girlfriend"
>retarded drunk friend takes that as an invitation to fight
>pushes back, grabbing, yelling
>other friends join in
>normies chimpout ensues
>beer flying everywhere, bitches screaming
>fuck this, I leave and go home
>friends text me later giving me shit about not backing them up
TL:DR - bars suck
>>27063555
tl;dr you suck
Your "friends" sound like awful people.
>>27063616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOzfq9Egxeo
Clubs are great, nowhere else is there such great potential for mass-normie death with no risk of killing superior NEET aristocrats.
I don't understand why people like this kind of environment
>never tried any drugs
>only took a few pulls on a cigarette (did nothing for me)
>don't regulerly drink alcohol, I am not absitentent, but I might as well be
>virgin
>I don't use any sex toys to masturbate with and my lube is my own salvia
>not fat and on my way to become /fit/
>I have eaten in very few fast food "restaurants" in my life
>I shower, brush my teeth and moisturize my skin regulerly
>all my fetishes (except being attracted to guys) are vanilla, I am grossed out by eating out a girl and my appreciation for milfs lowered somewhat when I see their flabby tummies
Things I could improve:
>take my education more seriously
>improve my body
>workout more regulerly and count calories
>my lube is my own saliva
Stopped reading there. That's gross as fuck and you definately aren't pure.
>>27063554
>except being attracted to guys
oh boy
>>27063577
I never needed any lube. I am cut and it works.
>>27063579
I actually wanted to post it on /pol/ first with that part redacted ofc, but I was banned for some bullshit, I hope you are more tolerating
>it's a 'select all images with kayaks' captcha
>not using the legacy captcha
I learned what RV stands for. Thanks captcha
>it's a street sign captcha
Just click all three and then lick the first two again so that they don't have the check mark on them, and then click them again in the same order that you clicked on them the first time
This usually works
What's a good job for a lazy person that isn't good at anything?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ticket_resale
Manual labor until you learn how to work.
>>27063297
Succ operator
Receive $10 for each succ!
who /sociallyanxiousextrovert/ here?
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes1.htm
>age
>gender
>sex
>type
>job, school or neet?
>#of friends
>19
>male
>INFP
>NEET
>0 friends
>>27063246
>19
>female
>male
>enfp
>employed with the county part time part time at community college
>~6
>>27063246
> guys look how special i am
take this shit to tumblr you faggot
