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>Check profile of steam friend
>Recent Activity
>172.0 hours past 2 weeks
>Can confirm it doesn't include idle time
i-is this the power of NEET?
It's called a bug.
I have like 400 hours listed in Mini Metro because steam kept saying it was still open when it wasn't for like three weeks. Either that or he's like me and plays games at work because boredom
I am considering the NEET life. I want to know more.
>>27066076
>4700 hours in mount and blade warband
>500 in mount and blade.
>2000 in cs:s
>200 in chivalry
God help me
Who here has the smallest dick?4incheshere, get on my level
5'10" here with a 6,6" dingus.
I'm 6 tall
>tfw despite having a penis an inch longer than OP's it will never be enough to satisfy my senpai
Why do people with no motivation or discipline go into college?
Why did your fuck mother dad??
to find it.
Because my parent just assumed that I wanted to and I didn't stop it
I often see "what is the most fucked up thing you ever fapped to" threads here, but I've never seen a thread with the opposite theme.
So, robots, what is the most basic/plain/tame thing you have ever rubbed one out to? Something extremely softcore or almost non-sexual.
The best one I can think of is I once fapped to a fully clothed Mariah Carey that I saw on an ad page in a magazine.
I only fap to non nude still images, I think they are pretty tame compared to most people here. Pic related is an example
Got tricked twice.
God dammit OP fuck you.
>>27065894
thats creepier than fapping to real porn
Enjoy your few minutes of freedom to force feed yourself enough food to give yourself enough energy to complete your day of slavery, wagecuck.
>>27065732
Go clean your room before your mom kicks you out failure and quit shitposting.
>>27065774
NEET BTFO
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this is getting old :/
Please tell me no one here supports Cucked Sanders.
I do. Not even amerifag though
D'aww, it warms my heart when I see couples adopting kids.
>>27065550
better than everyone else
You guys should get out more if you want more women. Dress well, be hygienic, have confidence in yourself and approach girls. Just be yourself. It really is that easy.
You'll thank me one day.
>>27065539
ree fuck off normie
>>27065539
>. Just be yourself. It really is that easy
>>27065539
non originalbl0x
![Beijing_bouddhist_monk_2009_IMG_1486[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yEx5FXV.jpg "Beijing bouddhist monk 2009 IMG 1486[1]")
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/mar/10/are-teenagers-having-less-sex-and-is-social-media-to-blame
>teenagers are spending more time in their bedrooms on social media and less time meeting up, getting drunk and doing things they may later come to regret, for example engaging in casual sex.
see. its normal to have a non-existent sex life and spend your life shitposting on social media
>>27065408
>non-existent
no, just less active
we're still unfathomable abominations to them
What's with the need to have your actions validated by others doing the same?
We're all just being ironic, right?
>>27065444
trips
>What's with the need to have your actions validated by others doing the same?
we're social beings with an incessant urge to feel part of something
Post pictures of your NEET dwellings
Why dont you just bulk buy the soda instead of wasting what little sheks you might have on shitty mcfaggots?
>>27065432
protip: ask for "no ice"
also it tastes better from a fountain than from a can
My humble abode. I have a close up of the book shelf if anyone is interested.
>Be me
>Wagecuck working retail at 24
>Have girlfriend who I love and imagine marrying one day.
>One day we are at a party and my girlfriend gets pretty drunk
>See her dancing with another man while he grinds her
>Makes me feel sick but too beta to say anything.
>They finish dancing and approach, he has his hands around her and she introduces him
>He is a swagfag with his hat to the side, asks me whats up
>Tell him nothing and stand there.
>He asks my girlfriend if she wants to go back to his place
>She looks at me and asks if I want to go
>I say sure, swagfag says I guess thats cool
>We arrive to his apartment, its ok i guess
>We all sit on the couch watching some movie with Arnold.
>The swagfag asks my girlfriend if she wants a massage, she says sure so he drags her to the bedroom.
>I pretend I didnt hear anything and continue watching the movie
>I decide to go check on them after 30 minutes
>I open the door and hes eating my girl out
>I stand there in shock, heart sunk, want to die
>He looks up and sees me so he stops
>Girlfriend still drunk just stares at me
>I go back to the couch and finish watching the movie
>20 minutes later they come out of the bedroom
>Swagfag says he has work tomorrow so we need to leave
Part 2 coming
>>27065345
Part 2
>Complete silence in the car, I drop her off at home than I go home
>The next morning she texts me that the swagfag wants to take her to applebees.
>I tell her not to go but she insists.
>I tell her if shes going im going
>We meet the swagfag and we all sit down in a booth.
>She sits next to him and they talk non stop while im just there
>We finish eating and the check comes
>Swagfag says he forgot his wallet at home, girlfriend feels bad and asks I pay for him
>I do cause im so scared of losing her to him
>He hugs her goodbye and walks away
>The next few weeks I end up paying for them both to go out, I found nudes on her ohone sent to him, one time they actually showed up to my work place together and she asked me to put a bunch of stuff on my card for a discount, half the stuff was for him
I cant take it anymore, I think about killing them both and myself everyday. I really need advice guys
>>27065379
Are you stupid? Run from her now.
>>27065379
1. get a baseball bat and fuck him up
2. spit on her face
3. stop being a beta and get over it
Who /chad face and still a robot/
I believe I am but too beta to use it to full potential
>>27065285
define chad face
le im 10/10 but shy meme
thats my favourite one
>your mind = blown when you realize Pupinia Stewart totally looks like The Secret World of Alex Mack and that's why you have this weird crush on her
Not really no I don't think so
maybe it's her mom
>>27064838
k then I guess she looks more like McJagger
Come here for a free pet.
*pet*
>This shitu again
Why are you so mentally challanged you piece of shit?
>>27064936
>tomokofag
>calling other people mentally challenged
FREE PATS FOR EVERYONE
Do we need another Holocaust, but against jews, muslims, mudslimes?
>another
>implying
>>27064667
No, we need one against chads and staceys.
>-another- holocaust
What did he mean by this?
>tfw 4 different girls have told me I look like Hugh from Jimmy Neutron
what the fuck
should I just off myself?
post pix or suck dix
>>27064475
I'd date Hugh
>>27064475
Change your hair and wear contacts desu
Trim your eyebrows if they're that thick
Alternatively don't give a shit about what they think and >>>>>>beeurself
