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>chad hit me again. can i stay with you anon, you're such a great guy. you're like a brother to me
>>27076926
i hope you get raped by him next time you stupid fucking roastie bitch
>>27076926
Get the fuck out, you roastie cunt. Maybe if you were less of a bitch he'd stop hitting you.
>>27076926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9muzyOd4Lh8
It's the great American Robot pastime
Official Definition of "Hmmmm":
A picture that meets the criteria of possesing three attributes
1.Intriguing- the picture should make you immediately ask a question whether it be WTF? How? Why? How did he even get that up that far?
NOTE: A picture that makes you hmmm does not necessarily have to be gory, bloody, violent
2. Mysterious- the picture should make you ponder for a solid minute or it's origins. Did it come from some degenerate lolicon addicts basement or did it come from a NEET's bedroom? Who in the world takes a photo like that?
3. Unsettling- Some picutres should just dislocate your boundaries of belief and expose you to the fact everyday we move farther from God's light
wouldnt let me post without that sweet t3xt yo
cant post without text i am a jelly doughnut fuck hiroshimoot
>>27076874
>ten
>teen
>teeeen
Fucking Asians are supposed to be good at math
>get a warning message on /mu/
>its been years since I've been on /mu/
>its for some dumb fuck damn Daniel shit
what le fr*ck happened
I am on my university wifi but I am pretty sure my university assigns each machine a static IP, you make an account and stuff
is there any way i can find this person and make them my friend
i need friends please be my friend
I was permabanned on my school's wifi because of someone else
>>27077129
this shit is NOT fair
we need to send moot a message
we need to permaban moot from life for someone elses faults
>>27076820
>assigns each machine a static ip
yea.. a subnet ip... not routing ip
>met girl of dreams
>didn't see it that way at the time bc talking to other girl
>stop talking to other girl and become exclusive to oneitis
>find out we share a lot in common that it hurts
>find out she was raped
>ask her on date
>she says yes
>blows me off bc maybe she felt pressured
>get angry and go days without speaking
>get vodka and benzo drunk
>text her a whore and that she deserved to have gotten raped
>completely lost her now
This is why I'm a robot now.
I have spent months now unable to leave my house and get consistenly drunk and high everyday because of overwhelming regret and shame
What's making you hurt?
>>27076806
you're a horrible piece of shit
>>27077557
Yea....
I feel better now letting that out though
>>27076806
you deserved it faggot, alcohol and drugs arent an excuse for saying that
Araceli, if you see this, please re-add me on Skype. I was only sleeping and didn't see your post.
bump for araceli
>>27076376
Go fuck yourself memeboy
>being this much of a beta
lmao
What do friends feel like?
Worse then being lonely when they don't care about you
>>27076273
When I was younger my best friend and I would play around and suck each others cock
>>27076273
Nothing wrong with being a hermit, all your friends are on here senpai its all good
Dull, stressful, lonely
>>27076122
despair, void, revenge
>mediocre clarinet player
Sexless
Friendless
Stasis
>"Smile anon! Haha"
>>27076106
Literally my nightmare
>>27076106
The thing that causes me more anxiety than anything. I absolutely HATE photos.
>>27076106
ok, give me a sec
>wageslaving at subway
>it's 10:50, closing up and counting my cash
>see a regular fat dirty neet dressed in filthy pajamas coming to buy a cheap 4$ disgusting meatball sub
>its 10:50, not dealing with that shit
>he always comes 10 minutes before I close
>press the door lock button under the cash
>door locks and he dumbfoundedly tries to open the door
>awkwardly sees my disparaging wageslave gaze towards him and autisticly shuffles off
Fucking neets
>last week
>wageslaving again, another dreary and lonely closing shift
>fat neet comes in, smells like shit, filthy neckbeard and all
>asks for a meatball sub
>hate faggots who ask for meatball subs
>give him the dark, blackish 10 hour old meatballs, and nasty sauce
>give him stale cheese bread from yesterday
>give him shitty tomatoes
>he notices all of this, but is too autistic and shy to say anything
>ask him with a smile
>"a trio with that... SIR"?
>too poor to afford cookies
Fucking NEETS
Why are you being mean to people who are already very unhappy?
>>27076078
Help push them over the edge im guessing
HELP ARCANINE I JUST DID COCAINE FOR THE FIRST TIME MY HEART IS BEATING VERY FAST WHAT DO I DO THIS IS NOT A JOKE
>>27075977
Remember this is artificial and temporary
go talk to some girls to let some steam off
>>27075977
Quick! Smoke the rest of it before SWAT arrives! No actually just listen to some smooth music, or jerk your half-flaccid dick to increasingly more bizarre porn. Usually works for me.
Cocaine does that you'll be fine.
Any people infiltrated a real normie party here before? Preferabbly a big one, with lots of women and booze. I'm genuinely interested in what they're like, stereotypes aside.
I saw a screenshot here a couple times about some robot who became a normie for a night and went to some crazy party, looking to hear some similar stories.
>>27075969
Went to a frat party with some friends freshman year of college. Honestly, was just not fun. Lots of people in an enclosed space, some awful band playing, and then halfway through the night my friends just started wierdly dancing with each other (not even like girls grinding on gus, just some weird type of group dance), even friends who didn't drink.
Would not recommend. It's just loud, sweaty, crowded, and generally awful.
>>27075969
Yep
There were multiple fist fights outside, people smoking weed in the garage, the owner of the house got beaten half to death by some random person, and to top it all off the entire house burned down a few hours after the party was over, the police said it was arson - somebody doused the entire main floor in gasoline and lit it up.
It was actually pretty boring for me, I just roamed around aimlessly and drank. Barely talked to anyone.
I had a hell of a time freshman year, rushed (considered pledging, enjoyed the parties) a few frats, threw some large ones at an older friend's off-campus apartment.
Honestly, it's about all it's cracked up to be in your first few months while all the other freshman are just wanting to rage/rebel against their parents. Girls are looser, guys are friendlier, booze is flowing and people are hella chill/accepting. After those precious few months, cliques develop, a social hierarchy forms, and the usual norms follow suit. Kind of sad, maybe it didn't really happen and I just disconnected, but those first few months of freshman year are genuine bliss.
Is there anyone here who is genuinely, unironically and unmemeingly a cuckhold?
>>27075945
To be a cuck, you have to have a gf, and thus be a normalfag.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
>>27075945
i find the porn attractive (although not hinged on BBC like many of the weird racially-charged people, actually prefer white bull) but i fantasize about being the bull not the cuck.
the thought of fucking a female so well that it blows her mind and totally puts her past sexual experiences to shame makes me erect, don't quite understand the cucks.
also wouldn't really fuck a woman with a bf just because i would hate to be that guy
I was in the 8th grade then I dropped her like a bad habit.
Anon, staying online for days has made you into a racist sexist obese man, how bout you go outside for a change
>racist
But I'm not.
>sexist
But I'm not.
>obese
But I'm a skelly.
>>27075851
What's wrong with being racist and sexist
>>27075881
skellies should go outside
Hey /r9k/ what do you abuse to cope with your shitty life?
>alcohol on weekends, 50% chance I get blackout drunk
>ritalin every workday
>huge doses of Tramadol when I don't want to drink
>rare pepes
Nothing because I hate being drunk and my faggot friends don't want me to do anything cool like heroine
>>27075616
Once I'm convinced I'm too far gone I'm going to start blasting insane amounts of test and trenbolone
Maybe someone will love me then
>>27075616
>tramadol
You are my actual nigga pham. Tramadol is probably the most underrated drug there is
>Day 20 of mandatory being a normie
>My co workers greet me every day cheerfully, and chat with me about their inane normie bullshit
>5 years of training at subway, pizza hut and uni have taught me to hide my power and blend in, no one suspects a thing, I let them do the talking and I never have to.
>Today while on a smoke break, the lads were talking about one of the other new guys who has autism
>The autism guy scares them, they hate him and think he's going to snap an shoot up the place. So this is what it feels like to be on the other side of the conversation for once
>If I didn't learn to adapt I would be the psycho wierdo autist everyone talks about behind my back.
Next i'm going to get married and have children, and they will never know I am not normie.
Fascinating, keep up the good work and report your findings.
Godspeed, Anon.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Why don`t you genuinely go out to your fellow robot,OP?Too much of a faggot?
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