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What happened to all those actual adults on 4chan during 2003-2006? Or were we all just teens claiming to be adults in order not to be banned?
>>25897981
>Or were we all just teens claiming to be adults in order not to be banned?
it was this
wasn't the site owner himself underage for a couple years while this place was up?
this site is filled with underage, every time there's a thread about it most people claim to have first started coming here when they were underage
I'd guess as people get older they just have more shit to do and don't have the energy for shitposting/arguing, so older people tend to lurk or drop the site for long periods of time.
>>25897981
Yeah it seems odd that everyone here is turning 18 soon, or is 18 when asked.
>>25898032
That makes me wonder, there's bound to be teenagers as young as 12-14 on here, right?
My college has two super qt tomboy security guards and I want them to beat me up.
HELP!
can you post pic?
i do not believe its possible for security guards to be qt
>>25897940
tell them their panties are cute
>mfw the security guards at my college are fat indian men in their late 50s who just grumble at you semi-coherently
it is truly a terrible feel
I finally did it guys! I just hired as an aprentice Glazier. Ill be making 13 bucks an hour cutting glass and installing it in people's houses and windshields. I'll be able to move out of my parents place! Finally getting my life together.
>>25897878
THANKS FOR PAYING FOR MY NEETBUCKS WAGIE
>>25897878
You may have a job now, but has the pain gone away?
Sounds like an enjoyable job, have fun anon.
>Few days ago
>My hot neighbor asks me to babysit her one year old for her.
>"yeah no problem"
>I'm getting paid so I don't mind
>realize I've never actually babysat before, so I don't really know what to do.
>Come over to her house.
>Kids sleeping, so life is easy mode right now.
>Watching some TV
>Here crying from the next room over.
>Walk into the next room.
>Pick up the baby
>why the fuck won't it shut up.
>sniff sniff
>Feel its butt
>Squishy.
>Pic related.
>Put him back in his crib.
>Keeps crying for the next 3 hours.
>Neighbor comes back home.
>"Hey, I gotta run. Thanks though"
>Get my $50
>leave.
>Go back home.
A couple of days go by. I see her while I'm walking.
>Hey Anon, do you know any good pediatricians in the area?
>Refer her to the doctor I had as a kid.
>"Yeah, he's had a really bad diaper rash and I can't figure out why."
>"Good luck little guy."
>Go home.
>Google causes of diaper rash.
>Sitting in dirty diaper for a long period of time.
Oops.
You temporarily fucked up a kids health becuase you're too pussy to change a diaper? Kill yourself desu.
What the fuck, man. Changing a diaper is the easiest part of looking after a baby. Kill yourself.
kek, very much expected, but at the same time; if you ever end up like that again, just change the damn diaper, the quicker you do it the less it's gonna be smeared out and the kid will be quiet. But they'll really have to suit themselves for asking you.
If you ever want to debunk the ideology of SJWs and third wave feminism, this is the video that explains how the neo-liberalism works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDcTt0emXhE
And also how you allow yourself to be brainwashed into being desensitized towards violence against women and turned into a woman hater.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng172g_F8rM
The problems and issues that are shown in these videos are enormous. No single alone person can act against it effectively, they can only become aware of it.
So if you have the time to hear and watch the lectures, do so. They are very interesting. Especially the first one.
The lectures are long and your attention span might be damaged, but bump if you want to. Or at least ponder it yourself. Or post it to a friend. I know that on this board of misery, this might be enlightening material that shows how you were made to be miserable. Especially if any of the issues discussed applies personally to you.
>>25897854
wtf she's saying women are forced into porn or that they go into porn thinking it's going to be an office job and then they are surprised as they get dicks in them.
>>25899069
They are surprised when they are gagged, choked, slapped, spanked if not outright beaten and told that it is normal or what not.
Yeah basically. Given the context the porn is presented as normal, as something everyone watches, in the media.
Just watch and get to the points she makes.
Of course this applies mostly on those with victim mentality, but just as women can be told and groomed into thinking they are only good for the sexual pleasure they can provide, people can be groomed to thinking that they are individuals and their rights are as important as the rights of all other people as group. Or they can be groomed into being perpetual victims, adopting the sort of slave mentality Nietzsche was talking about.
The conslusion is how to undo the pornification, and how to undo the victimization and how to make ordinary people into masters of virtue.
Or rather to start asking how to do it.
"Neoliberalism" actually means radical libertarianism. This is because of the use of "liberalism" in philosophy and social science, where it's descended from people like Hayek, who themselves come from the original liberal thinkers like Locke. The only wrinkle in that is Rawls, who calls himself a liberal but mainly wanted to upend liberalism.
How do we make up for avoiding social situations during our teenage years?
Is it ever possible to become socially savvy and a good talker after years of being reclusive?
yes
next question
>>25897840
>Is it ever possible to become socially savvy and a good talker after years of being reclusive?
Sure, but it takes some serious Revolver Ocelot level brainwashing to destroy the self awareness you built up and go through a paradigm shift that intense.
>>25897840
I think so
My case is pretty weird, sometimes I was able to talk with people and sometimes not
Why are women so loud and obnoxious?
My mom and sister argue 24/7 about the most trivial shit.
>mfw they're screaming at each other right now and my bedroom walls are paper thin
>>25897825
she is so loud, i just want silence to myself for a few hours
>>25897825
I don't know. Normies are loud in general so I spend nearly all day with ear plugs and/or ear protectors.
You have literally NO control over what you hear, normies can literally control your MIND, especially if you are autistic and can't shut it out mentally.
>>25897825
go out there and tell them to shutup you fucking pussy. i fucking hate you stupid fucking pussies on here. man up
>yfw you realize that literally any weird thing you do or say around a child can permanently fuck them up and turn them into a weirdo forever
yeah, if you believe retarded normies.
>mfw parents let their children watch Space Jam or whatever movies with sexy female animals.
Thank you mom.
>doing observations for a class
>kids playing during recess decide to join them cause why not
>they're having fun and stuff
>at the end of the bell a kid runs up to me and tries to hug me
>pretty sure I can't hug them or anything
>pat her back and say thank you
Did I fuck her shit up senpai
anybody met up and fucked a crossdresser or feminate guy on here?
im considering it and im not exactly gay but its been my favourite porn fetish for about a year
im too aspie to get real girls and these guys are throwing themselves onto my cock
the problem is i dont really like the idea of being gay, and how would i feel about my wife and kids later if that happens not knowing daddy is a powertop
>>25897596
My wife's son is a crossdresser and I give him rides over his friend's houses for him to sleep over every weekend, where do you live?
When trying to apply a porn/fantasy fetish into real life, always keep in mind a very important, but often over-looked fact:
Porn has no smell.
>>25897596
You will regret it.
>Be 19
>Too horny to contain myself, don't want to fuck anyone from college, want something sexually charged
>Make new email exclusively for craigslist, send nude pics without face to a bunch of them
>Want a milf like I need water
>Get milf response
>She's legit and down for da fucking
>She sends pictures
>Ugly pussy, nasty ham beast
>Still want to fuck because fantasy
>Have the night planned and everything
>Get in car
>Brain returns to me
>"If you do this, anon, this will be a part of your story. You will always have this."
>Don't go, never respond ever again.
>Delete the email, never go back.
>Months later meet gf, still with her, sex is muy Bueno
You'll hate yourself
Lol. She's a prostitute I've met a few times
>>25897521
she sounds fat and ugly
>>25897562
Skinny and blonde
>>25897521
Pic? She must be desperate for some $$$ if she's haggling you down.
Very few people can comprehend how terrifying murdering someone is. The moment you pull the trigger, you realise that your life is over, you have passed the point of no return, there is no going back.
You will either live life on the run, in prison, or dead.
Many mass killers, whatever their cause or motivation will say that the day of murder is by far the worst day of their life.
As exciting as it might seem to massacre normies, those few hours would have been terrifying to Elliot, and that's what hurts most, knowing how much he suffered on his last day.
that speaks to the fear of repercussions more than murder. Elliott feared no repercussions for he knew he was not coming back from his mission. You are a fucking fool.
>>25897505
Getting away with murder is actually really easy
Am I supposed to feel sorry for him? He fucking killed someone. You what the only thing scarier than murdering someone is? Being murdered.
>I need to eat but it takes too long
>things cost money
im a human being
"I" am tethered to this disgusting meat suit that is my body
i piss
i shit
i cum
i bleed
its all so gross
i wish i could become an actual robot, or a shapeless entity. i hate how i have to have a body
>>25897485
These are not facts. You can turn food into liquid and then drink it in seconds. You can just grab pies off of windowsills if you dress in rags and no one will care. This works for anything on a windowsill also.
>>25897485
>souls don't exist
>free will isn't real
>eating good food all the time will make you fat
ITT: Edgy opinions
>the root of all problems is the placement of emotion over logic
That's not edgy, that's fairly accurate. An edgy opinion doesn't make sense like
>We should kill all black people
That problem would suffice but it could be solved easier if you weren't such a shill
there is now free will, human thoughts are inherently deterministic, but to complex in to find out a general formula for them.
I should be above everyone else in everything, they're just too dumb.
But again, l don't really deserve it
>be european
>choke on plastic
>>25897288
>be americuck
>be fat and stupid
>>25897288
>be American
>choke on lead
>be americlap
>get shot
>TFW you realise "Hotel California" is about a gang rape of a women by blacks.
Lol shut up Pepe, no it's not.
>>25897282
It is about a Hotel in California. That was very lavish and relaxing. If you leave you would keep thinking about it in your head.
>>25897370
fuck you nigger fag
