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Did Michael Jackson rape kids?
>>25891789
Yes yes he did
No, the kid who made the accusation came out after his death and admitted that it was all a money ploy made up by his mother.
But he definitely fit the bill of a pedo.
If he didn't, he made it his absolute mission to appear as though he did.
>>25891940
A minutes research would show you that is false and not a single reputable site reported it.
Why the fuck are these so popular with normies?
l dont kn0w
>>25891616
>normies
Nope. Literally everyone that has those is some autistic, edgy retard that normies laugh at.
These, and septum piercings are the worst. So many cute girls destroy their faces with this shit.
Fucking why
You get to have one as your right hand, which do you choose?
the parasite and i can have sex
bloxxxxxxXXXxx
>>25891452
Parasyte
Having ultra sharp knife sword from my hand will be totally worth it
>>25891452
How is that a tough choice? Shinichi literally become alpha as fuck Japanese Chad tier thanks to migi.
He was a scrawny whining faggot at the beguining
Can you hook up on 4chan? Especially if you are from Germany and older (27, so Anime forums and other childish crap like that is out of question)?
Where else would you look for a gf, online?
Tinder needs Facebook with 50 friends. OKCupid has only Hipster girls, Finya some normal ones, but they get bombarded with hundreds of messages and don't respond and Knuddels has only idiots.
Nein.
Beweg dich vor die Tuer.
>>25891419
Halt die Fresse, Kind.
>>25891399
>Tinder needs Facebook with 50 friends.
Really? Is this to keep robots out?
It says here you've been unemployed for several years. What have you been doing with that time?
I've been going for the world record of a several year long fap session.
Plz hire me
Srsly
>>25891376
shitposting on the internet.
nothing. but i need a job, so you have to fucking hire me.
entry level bitch
how do people find these activities fun:
>dancing
>playing music
>listening to live music
>watching sports (live or in a bar)
>basically whatever meme activity normies do to facilitate meeting new people
i'm not trying to insult anyone that enjoys these things. i am legitimately envious, i want to know why the fuck i can't do these things and enjoy myself.
>>25891282
You're not comfortable in your own skin so it makes you uncomfortable being around lots of people who are comfortable in their own skin.
>>25891296
what do you mean? i think i am confident with myself, those things just arent fun
>>25891328
"I think"
You're not.
How do you think you will die?
>>25891230
suicide, drug overdose or some freak occurrence
probably between 10 and 20 years from now
>>25891230
By eventually getting bored of existing.
Spontaneous selfcombustion
What does a penis taste like?
>>25891018
Like salty rubber bands
I guess nothing if it's washed and otherwise stinky.
regards virgin robot
>>25891018
Wanna find out, bb?
Why do normies get so assblasted when you criticize their degenerate sexual practices and call you a prude/virgin/nazi/etc?
Hits a nerve?
>>25890898
absolutely
anything other than hedonism is a shit for them
when you talk shit in someones face, they are going to defend themselves.
for instance: your a underacheiving toxic blight on society. your response?
Are you asking me why people get upset if you say anything offensive? Or is this more of a circlejerking hivemind reddit thread?
>first day of new classes
>full of pretty girls
>fartedwettly
Baste them in your filth annon.
Newfag here, how workes that black bar thing
>>25891471
[MMMspoiler][MMM/spoiler]
remove the tripple capitol "m"'s
Shrooms are great man.
You have even more rares? Peter?
I need to try them alone, probably. The one time I did them was with the wrong crowd. A few people I knew well and quite a few I didn't, but I wasn't really part of the group, as it were. It wasn't a terrible experience and it was definitely interesting, but it wasn't quite right
>>25890897
First time I took them I felt kinda anxious but now I'm pretty calm.
Would you rather a fat gf with a pretty face or an ugly gf with a nice body?
>>25890534
Ms. Piggy tat.
How cute
Ugly gf nice body. You can fix a face, you can't fix a broken brain.
>>25890534
ugly gf with nice body
not even a question
especially if I can choose her body type
fat people eww
>some guy just drove by blasting the Mirai Nikki theme on his speakers
Which one of you faggots was it?
>>25890291
>only people on r9k watch anime
>>25890291
n-not me! h-heh...
>>25890310
Who else would choose 2D over 3D?
ASK a failed Normie everything -my life was great...beautiful sexy dirty girlfriend, beeing a student at a very good university, family was kinda ok, lots of friends. funny guy. good looking.
And then: my mother died in front of me, totally lost my mind after that. university dropped me. girlfriend (have been together 5 years) left me.
now i am sitting in a small ass flat all by myself for months now. hiding, not answering phonecalls. not opening letters. drinking all day. sometimes crying.
hoping that the love of my life will come back and save me... but she wont. kills me
>>25890206
rekt bro
>>25890206
How did you meet your gf? What made her leave you?
>>25890206
Your formative years were ok so you ll be fine
Daily robot horoscope thread
The last one (picture) showed that most of us are in fact INTJ with INTP coming second.
New Vote: http://strawpoll.me/6591556
Who here INFP?
Being a Wojak incarnate is suffering
Infj. Don't think I've actually talked to another infj before so this should be interesting
>>25890138
Infp reporting in. What's in store for me? What does it mean?
