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Are those normal male opinions or just guys being guys among guys?
>Wow, she is wearing leggings, must be thirsty for dicks!
>Wow, she is wearing a skirt in winter, must be thirsty for dicks!
>Wow, she said hello to me, probably can't wait to jump on my dick!
>>25917547
The second, but mostly it's about chads among normies. They can afford to do that.
>>25917547
>7
The only thing that is a joke among guys is the 3rd one. The first 2 are legit. If you are wearing spandex leggings where we can see the outline of your vagina you just want to show off like a slut. The same reason why women wear make up when they go out, they do it for men. Or are you doing it for dykes?
If you are wearing a skirt in the winter you aren't thirsty for dicks you are thristy for attention same with leggings. You want to be looked at and receive validation from men because you are an attention whore. Women constantly need validation from men, which is pathetic but it is in your nature. Still doesn't give you an excuse to dress slutty you should only be seeking validation from your husband/boyfriend.
>>25918136
>you should only be seeking validation from your husband/boyfriend
Since when are you born with one, Anon?
So, okay, having some "too skintight/showy" clothes (which can range from showing ankles to showing anything) means men will think you're literally begging for dicks.
Pfahaha.
Pic related, apparently a total slut because she's smiling while having her photo taken.
Post your best, worst or most strange experiences.
my most recent encounter:
>>agree on a price and time
>>she wants me to come over to her place
>>as i'm going there i get a strange feeling that i've been to that address before
>>it's an apartment building, as i'm standing outside i recall that my gf asked me to drop off some items there for her half-sister or niece or something like that
>>i remember a comment from my gf that her relative is probably a hooker
>>by that point i have a raging boner and decide to check it out
>>yup it's my gf relative
>>fuck all her holes, she makes a lot of noise and wants it "harder"
>>have 2 rounds with her, she doesn't check the time or try to hurry things up
>>best 50 euros spent
>>noregrets
>>25916566
More from OP
>>i was just starting out, not much experience with women
>>agree on 50e for a blowjob
>>shes coming over to my place
>>we have some small talk and a drink
>>she tells she didn't come for a drink
>>takes of my pants asks me to hold her hair and starts sucking
>>i don't know what she was doing but that was the best feeling i've ever had
>>i'm almost coming, she stops and starts taking off her clothes and tells me she wants to fuck
>>ok.jpg
>>i do her bareback, and she starts kissing me and asks me to come inside her
>>i comply
>>she doesn't want any money, tells me she just wanted to fuck
>>takes my number and actually calls me the next month and asks if i want to fuck
>>i was a kissless virgin 2 months before meeting her
>>i was pretty confused that night
no one wants to share their epic stories ?
>>25916840
>>25916566
where are you from? from where did contact one? It's illegal here in sweden, dont know where to look
So you guys understand how much of a problem tinder is for 80% of guys right? It gives women huge egos turning the 80/20 rule into 95/5.
What can we do about it?
Well it's simple, use chad photos.
Once you get a decent amount of matches, swap your photos back to you.
Congratulations you now have more matches than you ever would have. Even if most of these girls unmatched you, you're still in a better position than if you used tinder normally.
How does this break tinder?
If enough guys start faking their profiles, women will begin to second guess themselves whether or not these Chads are real.
Once there are 'too many' fake chads tinder will become unreliable for them.
There's nothing to lose, it's not like they're going to notice 1 out of 2000 matches changed photos.
Dating wouldn't be tipped in womens' favor if men weren't so goddamn thirsty.
>his personality is so shitty (proven by threads like these) that he can't find a partner or get sex, so he resorts to cringe worthy made up stats and actions like this
Just realize how stupid you are and try to change it if you feel like. If not, try to stop embarrassing yourself with those posts.
>>25914258
Or you could take a bath and stop shooting for the stars on tinder...only skanks really use this shit
*YYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN*
Oh don't be frightened little wagecuck!
I'm afraid that you are not my main concern this morning. No, my quarrel takes the form of a question to my fellow NEETs. Last night, or rather early this morning, as let my mind wander - like I often do when I sketch my notes for my memoir - this question arose: why do we only show wagekeks the error of their ways and notschoolcucks? They are objectively worst than wagies; they're lambs knowingly walking towards the slaughter house.
So NEETs why do we not help them like we do wagecucks?
Because we don't like people being uneducated dickheads like op
>>25914070
>Sketch my notes
Dipshit NEET, perhaps some schooling would be a good thing for you
>>25914070
Thisis a good question in my honest opinion.
any robot here ever done it? im 19 and i never done either of those. i really wonder what do you do in there? is everybody having sex?
shitty music and drunk normies, sounds like hell to me desu senpai
They stacey in the black bra looks like she could take a dick or 5. Thick solid tight body built for fucking
>>25912076
Did it semi-regularly for a while.
Boring as fuck, music was shitty, and the people, despite their environment, were unbearably self-conscious. Mostly just went to hit on girls, but even they were so vapid and boring that I could barely stomach putting my penis into the few that agreed to.
Fembots, what do you think of tattoos and piercings?
Do they make a girl look trashy?
Would you ever get any?
If yes, doesn't it ever put you off how many people think it's trashy?
>>25912822
How about you shit the fuck up and go back to Reddit.
>>25912846
But she's cute. CUTE.
I have 11 tattoos including a full sleeve. I have 3 non-ear piercings.
I generally like them, although I've seen some ugly/trashy ones.
It does bother me that some people judge you for it. Even my mom says they are trashy. But so many people have at least one nowadays that I think we're close to moving past that judgmental attitude entirely.
Ain't no robot like conscript robot. Who
/forcedintotheshit/ here? It's like wagecucking at less than minimum wage and triple the hours.
The us doesn't have enforced conscription
>>25912643
That looks like an IDF uniform.
>Property of US govt
What country are you in?
Late night (early morning) edition.
Order a drink of choice and tell us what's troubling you.
>>25911497
Hey bartend! Give me the standard green tea.
Right now I should be feeling like absolute shit because I just lost a loving relationship because of my own insecurities, but I just don't. I don't know if it's the SSRIs or the fact I knew that it'd never work out long term, but I feel great. On top of that I started playing Blade and Soul with my friend and I'm having a good bit of fun.
Just good feels all around. How are you doing bartend?
I just started at University and I'm having trouble getting adjusted to being moved away from home. I am having a hard time concentrating on my homework half of the time. I feel like I understand the concepts but come test day I fail to remember some specifics and end up doing poorly. I met a few people here but I'm having trouble like clicking with them. We play the same vidya but no real relation besides that.
I guess I'll just have a beer.
>>25911497
Hey senpai, one beer please
2 weeks until I back to uni, i'm not ready for this
>being such a poor judge of character that you date an abuser
Why am I supposed to feel sorry for domestic violence victims? They brought it on themselves. Why didn't they choose a better partner?
She COULD have chosen a gentleman, but went with the jock asshole instead. Smh typical sluts
>tfw the 4'10 girl I asked out rejected me for being a manlet
>tfw the 6'1 chad she dated beat her on a daily basis, got her pregnant and dumped her
lel, you reap what you sow, whores
I hope that cunt is miserable
Isn't that the porn star and the mma fighter?
/r9k/ BTFO
>women care more about the earth
>toxic masculinity is actually L I T E R A L L Y toxic to the ecosystem when small-dicked d-bags drive humongous cars for no reason
>>25906809
>toxic masculinity
Put it on a t-shirt that will sell, cucks will buy it ironically
>>25906809
Holy shit this bait is low quality.
Women are too stupid to know whats good for the environment.
>women care about the planet
Oh, that must be why their xenoestrogens are contaminating my drinking water and their cosmetics are contaminating my fucking everything (especially my countertops).
Yeah, get fucked.
>The pre-2007 era is never coming back
>>25903522
2008 more like. The Boxxy thing was the straw that broke the camel's back, along with Facebook.
I found it everybody
Enjoy
You might remember this fucking whore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku-vdR_zZhM
Fuck everything
Time for some greentxt feel stories.
My lil pupper died this morning, he was 16 years old.
Also my only friend.
>about 2.5 in flaccid, 5.75 erect
>senior year of high school
>always been a forever alone loser, really want to change my life for the better
>finally man up
>ask kind of cute but dorky shy girl out to prom one day in science class
>she smiles and actually says yes
>feel absolutely amazing, like I'm really starting to turn my life around and become a man
>night of prom comes
>go with my best bro and his date, best fucking night of my life
>we return to his parents home, parents are out
>take girl to unoccupied room
>start making out
>she starts undressing
>pop a chubby
>she starts unzipping my pants and taking them off
>sees my dick
>starts LAUGHING
>stands and runs to door
>cracks it open and starts shouting "ANON HAS A SMALL DICK COME LOOK AT THIS" over and over while still laughing her ass off
>mfw
That was seriously traumatizing. Haven't gone on a single date since nearly 10 years later.
> summer before i go to college
> somehow have a group of friends i see every day
> new girl enters group
> shes a 7 but an 11 to me
> fall in love second i see her: cute, mysterious, hurt, warm and cold at the same time, great laugh and smile)
> every night im excited to see her
> we talk, flirt, laugh, drink, every night with the group
> everyone says we are really cute and couple-like
> she hurt her leg and i take her to her hostpital app and hold her hand
> talk on the phone after nights out at 4am
> start telling everyone about her
> start fantasizing about us running away together
> somehow end up actually spending a bunch of nights together talking, kissing, cuddling..
> (didnt sleep with her because virgin with anxiety)
> nearer the end of summer i feel i should ask her out "just to make it official"
> out at some shitty normie club half drunk sitting with her
> i ask
> she looks horrified and confused
> "a-anon, we're just friends"
> i go outside sit in a corner and start crying
> she comes outside, we talk, hug for like 20mins
> say its ok
> its not ok
big part of me was just broken after that.. how can someone act so close to you, and then say its nothing? i guess the joke was on me..
>tfw took the plunge and fucked a fat bitch from tinder
would you guys fuck it?
Das not a vagina mane
spreading the pussy, this is what a 5/10, 6ft, guy who works out has to settle for.
Literal scraps.
>>25913227
I'm not sure if that person has two X chromosomes
When's the last time you cried and why?
>laying in hospital, immediately after waking up after a big surgery
>sudden realization that nobody cares enough about me to show up to see if I survived
>first time I actually cried since I was a child
>>25913128
>last year I needed extra GBP for Pokemon on my DS
>realize if I help mummy cook dindins I'll earn bonus GBP
>try to cut onion
>onion juice goes in my eyes
i cry
>he starts pulling out a rocket launcher
>cut to next episode
>his friends jumps in the way and the rocket hits behind the person who was supposed to be assassinated
>friend gets lasered and dies on the floor infront of his friend
I cried for a good four minutesIt's Legend of the Galactic Heroes btw
>>25913128
Not to sound edgy, but I honestly don't remember. Had to have been while I was still a teenager. I'm 22.
>Women Only like hypermasculine Dudebros
>Women are into faggy looking men these days
Pick one
>>25913044
>Women Only like hypermasculine Dudebros
For fucking
>Women are into faggy looking men these days
For friends and being emotional tampon for her.
A good rule of thumb is that women like whatever that specific poster isn't. Manlets think height is the only thing that matters, ugly men think looks are the only thing that matters, shy men think confidence is the only thing that matters, poor men think think money is the only thing that matters, non whites think whiteness is the only thing that matters, robots think being Chad is the only thing that matters. Fit men think women are into girly boys, and betas think women are into fit men.
>>25913099
Alpha fuck, beta buck.
/thread
