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Post your desktops you niggers.
>>29524272
>literally has nothing on his desktop
>post your desktops
try again.
>>29524912
TRIGGERED!!kenfimdnriemehe
>>29524272
Firefox kek faggot
>tfw I immediately lose all respect for a girl after I fuck her
Does anyone else know this feel? How can I not think less of someone who lets me use her body for such vile purposes? Especially when I know she lets other dudes do the same thing to her.
>>29524230
then the time to grow up comes and decide whether you two want to be together or be edgy teenager.
are you by any chance having casual sex like a typical normie degenerate
Means you don't respect yourself desu baka senpai.
Is this accurate? How would it look for women?
Yo it would be almost entirely black and hispanic
>0% black men cheat
>accurate
kill yourself cuckman
>>29524168
>black at zero percent
today is my 23rd birthday and i rly wanna off myself but id feel bad cuz im supposed to be taking care of my roommates cat while theyre away
someone should cheer me up
happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday to anonymoouss!!! happy birthday to you!
>>29524116
If the cats young, you could teach it a trick.
>>29524116
The cat will most likely start eating your body if you do decide to off yourself so It'll be able to sustain itself until your roommates come back.
It's a win-win anon :^)
Anyone know any mobile friendly movie chat rooms? I know most of you hate phone posters but that's my situation. Just lonely and want to watch comfy videos/anime/movies and chat with other robots.
>OP is a summerfag/soc/ normie
Get out you piece of shit
help a robot out?
muted like a motherfucker
>>29524106
been here a long while actually
Robots, it's time to prove you are L I T E R A L L Y autistic!
TEST [50 questions]:
http://www.wired.com/2001/12/aqtest/
SCORING:
>The average score in the control group was 16.4
>80% of those diagnosed with autism or a related disorder scored 32 or higher
That feel when I scored47
Should I seek help? I'm 28 yo btw.
Internet tests are bullshit because of barnum effects
That being said, I scored 33.
>>29524065
I got 8. I'm very outgoing and social.
>>29524065
>he thinks there is help
Who is starting to like guys because no gf ever payed attention to them here?
>>29524057
Even whitebois can't resist the BBC
DAYUMN
>>29524057
me, but eventually i'll figure out trannies dont want me either. until then though...
also >no gf ever payed attention
>no gf ever
>>29524057
>tfw no tranny gf to feed me her bbc all day.
>Spend 15 minutes writing a masterpiece thread that will generate a lot of (You)s for me
>Click "Post"
>Realize i forgot to add image file
>Have to start again
J U S T fuck my thread up senpai
Or you could just click "back" and have your post there saved waiting for you
>>29524170
Newfags can't 4chan
oregano
>>29524170
I've been posting here for about 5 years and i never knew about this what the fuck?
i just fucked this birds whole family. i knocked a nest off one of the house lights and 2 blue eggs dropped out and broke. yellow stuff came out and 2 birds were chirping at me. i felt bad. i came back 30minutes later and there was a bird standing where his nest use to be.
>>29524000
haha fuck birds shitting on normies cars, interupting my 4:PM nap with their chirping, and being an overall annoyence, they are a menace to everybody, OP you are doing gods work
>>29524000
They're lesser beings
Pay them no mind
>>29524000
how do you feel? monstrous?
Why don't you just become a porn star, robots?
if i was a girl i would literally never stop sucking cocks
>>29523865
Unfortunately I was born male
>>29523865
You need a huge dick, and at end's day it's just acting, not actually fucking
Robots, help me figure out what this creature is.
Protip: you can't
freakish looking tall black girl who likes anime
Th-this is impossible! It can't be... It's some kind of.. ALBINO NIGGER!?
>>29523873
>who likes anime
>anime
Is there any way of banging a single mom and not being stuck raising Chad's kids? I want to let her down gently after nailing her
>>29523827
Well, don't fucking lie about it and it's implied that relationships are temporary, no?
>>29523827
Don't show your ID, don't give non-ephemeral contact info?
>>29523989
She already knows who I am and where I work
>girlfriend won't let me vote for Trump
>gf says she will break up with me if i vote for trump
>>29523813
>>29523832
You shouldn't vote for Trump. He's incompetent.
>>29523842
>anon wont let me vote for trump
why you dont get bird gf r9k??
>that nosering
BLLEEEUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>29523757
>"ok, im ready now, do you have the camera? try to show how special and unique i am"
What the fuck is wrong with her eyes
Looks dead soulless inside
Oh wait, that's what normies say about me
Fembots:
- Why do so many of you stay in abusive relationships and allow your partner to treat you badly?
- Why do women get mad if another woman wears white to their wedding?
- Why are so many women these days into BDSM and other "kinks"?
- Why do women cry so often, and often randomly?
PULL UP NIGGA
Jesus she is beautiful.
>>29523739
>fembot
>FEMBOT
> F E M B O T
