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Get them on board. I'll call it in.
>>29522698
Was he social anxious?
H-Hes big?! NANI?!
>>29522864
The flight plan lists Me,Misaki, Tomoko, but only one of you. First Beta to cry gets to stay on my aircraft
Do you have any normie songs you might like if the normies hadnt co-opted them? Have normies ever stolen a jam from you?
>Creep, by Radiohead
Totally a robot anthem of the 90s, but Chad and Stacy flock in DROVES to live shows and will often leave after hearing only this song, satisfied. They will loudly sing along with it as if they have any clue or can relate at all. FUCK YOU CHAD GIVE MY SONG BACK GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEE
I cringed when the girls in highschool suddenly started listening to Knife Party.
Why has rob forsaken us with a normie music group?
>>29522661
If you let what normies like dictate what you like then you are just as much a sheep as they are. You're literally doing the same thing as them and letting what's popular govern your tastes, you're just contrarian about it.
>>29522712
Rob ghost produced for Rude Boy by Rihanna. Also Knife Party was awesome until the Haunted House EP.
>>29522764
He also co-wrote Roc Me out by Rihanna. I hope he will write some quality Pendulum tunes soon though. Can't wait for their last album.
When's the last time you truly enjoyed this place?
When escort bro was arround.
a year or so ago
maybe a bit longer
When shooting happen. This place is amazing
It was last summer (summer fag) I found this place, and I've finally made it and got a gf, pic related. I couldn't convert to being a normie without one last post to those who were my only friends for so long. We've had some adventures in this last year like the beta uprising, raids and meme magic but I must depart from this horrible but mystic armpit of misery. Goodbye /r9k/.
>>29522617
out of this board
I want a gf too.
>>29522617
She ain't even pretty. Not worth stopping being a robot.
> Oh look, anon left his cave.
>>29522581
implying i care about whatever you ugly sluts think
>>29522581
And walked into a whorehouse by accident apparently
Why do they all look the same? It's like a manga artist that draws the same face, I am scared.
let's get a real thread going
>that kid who posts suicidal memes
>doesn't actually kill himself and has no intention of doing so
>that kid who would laugh at anything remotely funny anyone says in an effort to try to be seen as more optimistic and happy than he really is
>>29522578
>that kid who is the reference kid who is that kid
How can I tell him that he is not funny? That's everyrhing he has
Am I a roastie? I've been with two guys before.
no but you are fat
>>29522508
that's very mean of you
>>29522640
shave those fucking hairs my gawd gross
How do my fellow NEETs live? Get the fuck in here.
>am an only child, living in my parent's house off my father's pension
>never attended higher education or really intent to in the future, didn't even finish normal high school
>no job ever either, would kill myself before having to become a wageslave
>don't act like a spergy faggot so my parents have no reason to kick me out, they're also submissive betas
>stopped caring about the exterior world a while ago, only leave sometimes to get a haircut 3-4 times a year and go to the doctor a couple of times a year too, other than that I don't leave the house
>every day go outdoors to my house's garden for that free vitamin D and to prevent negative effects of physical isolation
>have my mom run all errands outside of town for me despite that I have a car and license, take care of all other personal chores by myself
>cook and eat whatever I want for myself at any moment, try to keep count of calories to make sure to maintain a healthy weight at all times
>am actually maintaining a decent hygiene routine because otherwise I'm uncomfy
>in general am pretty content without having to earn or spend a high amount of money
>enjoy robot-tier hobbies such as anime or video games without having to give a shit about what normies think
>will inherit all of my parents' assets when they die but I won't care about life after that point, after that I'll use their money to find the fastest, most lethal and less painless suicide method and go for it ASAP since at that point no one will be affected by my death
Yet normies will laugh at me or call me a manchild, despite that I'm essentially living a luxurious healthy lifestyle with zero stress, responsibilities or suffering. I can do whatever I want at any time, sleep as much as I want, eat as much as I want. Do you know how much freedom this really is?
Meanwhile normies WILL suffer at some point of their lives due to mass approval, social obligations, wageslavery, exams, relationships etc
>>29522444
>I can do whatever I want at any time
Except find a gf
>work and make lots of money
>no stress
>enjoy the same hobbies
>travel the world experiencing different cultures
>will have millions to live off of when i retire so i can continue living the luxurious life without having to kill myself
do you know how much freedom this really is?
meanwhile neets WILL kill themselves after leaving their room for the first time in years to realise their family is dead and there is no one else to provide for them, leading them to suicide
>>29522547
>>work and make lots of money
>>no stress
who are you kidding
>tfw uncontrollable dandruff
>>29522422
try having it on your face and eyebrows
>>29522868
>visible dandruff on literal three-haired monobrow
it's a de facto monodruff
just kill me
>>29522422
WASH YOUR HAIR
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All I want is a cute artsy gf. Is that so much to ask?!
>she'll never look up at you like that
why live
Gon give you a real time advice.
Stay away from people who do Slam Poetry.
These people are mentally disturbed to completely fucked measures. They're hysterical girls and fags who are too dumb to make actual poetry and too much of fags to do... rap music I guess.
>>29522460
I still don't even really know what slam poetry is desu
>tfw have no social media accounts
>tfw don't want ANY of my disgusting extended family to contact me
it use to be hard not having social media
>wow you don't have a myspace/facebook? what the fuck how will be friends then?
Now a days all I have to say is how all those social media sites are filled with little kids and old parents so they're lame as fuck to be on, other people my age basically agree. They probably think I'm 2cool4school instead of just being a boring cunt who has no use for social media.
Though not having tinder is probably not a good thing, I bet I could get at least one slut from that to touch my peepee.
>>29522400
>Tfw OP Thinks He Is A Special Snowflake
Kill yourself weeb rash. You dont deserve any of that shit.
>tfw last human on earth to not own a cellphone
Someone knows where can I buy X change pills in France ?
>>29522374
At your local supermarket i presume
>>29522403
Supermarkets don't sell medics in France
>>29522429
>Supermarkets don't sell medics in France
hmm
Can confirm that when you finish college and start working or looking for a job, life is over.
If your life was miserable during college, when you finish the difficulty increases up to hell mode.
Don't fall for the /it gets better/ meme. Try to make friends and enjoy your life during college otherwise you will regret it when this shit ends.
bump
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>>29522360
>regrets
>about not forcing yourself into the social circle of Chad Thundercock and Stacey and not getting a normie whore roastie
uhm, no
It can't be that bad. Rrrrreeeealy?
>21
>tfw you are so desperate to lose your virginity you are thinking of raping a girl.
Why not just get a hooker? Rape can mean long prison sentence.
Just pay for a hooker Jesus christ
Rape is a perfectly valid option for /fit/ robots that wish to mate.
Rape is part of man's nature, there is nothing wrong with it, and females love it.
>wake up
>everyone except NEETs is dead
what are robots gonna do?
>>29522307
Whatever we want, because there's a lot of food, batteries, and such already made for the masses, and so few of us.
>>29522307
>tfw I've been aquiring knowledge of how to start up civilization from the ground up
It's going to be ok
>>29522367
>make "friends"
>share stuff
>kill people who show up that aren't your friends
not hard
