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Why not go outside? It's not like you need to interact with anyone else.
but where would I go?
roboblox
>>29522267
If I lived in a place with nice green parks or downtown where all the college students live I'd go outside a lot more, but here there's really nothing to do and to top it off it's hot as shit. It's been upper 90s (F) all week.
I like to pace around my garden barefoot, feels good man
ITT autistic accessories you wear daily.
mine is pic related, only one and on the left ear.
>>29522241
I thought this was a weightlifting thread, jesus
>>29522287
that was my first thought too, followed by magnets
now I don't know what the fuck they are
I wear a mechanical watch
You are not fit to be a boyfriend for anyone, you are simply unworthy. Don't even think you have a chance with ANYONE. Unless you start to love yourself, else you won't be able to love anybody else. It's that easy virgins.
I am capable of providing sperm to fertilize eggs and I am capable of providing food and shelter to a female and offspring, how am I not fit to have a mate?
I think I'd be fit for someone like me
The hate would bounce between us over and over again until it explodes and all we're left with is gooey love
Why should I love myself? I'm not a Chad.
Does having an online bf/gf count as being an actual bf/gf
Please respond
No.
It does, however, count as being an actual cuckold.
>>29522163
No.
Friends are completely possible online, because there is no essential physical component to a friendship; it's strictly conversational investment, and for deeper ones, emotional, which is possible if someone is just words on a screen to you as long as you are both truthful about everything.
Relationships have a COMPLETELY NECESSARY physical component and an optional sexual component to them and therefore are impossible to have through the internet.
Tl;dr no
How do i get online friends?
It's not women's fault that attractive women have so much power in society. It's not women who are giving them money and attention, it's men who are doing that. Why hate women for something men allow to happen?if you would just stop giving them money and attention they would lose their power.
>blaming the victim
ORIGAMI NOSTROLO
>>29522158
Are you insinuating that attractive women are the only ones being given attention and gifts?
Let me explain to you why that's wrong and why we hate roasties like you here:
Women who're measured and ranked amongst any level of attractiveness, even the lowest rank, are coddled by men--even by some of the """"redpilled"""" men on this very board.
The men who you receive YOUR gifts from and who you're coddled by maybe of a lower caliber, maybe you don't notice, but they're still there and coddlers nonetheless. That friendly guy who holds the door open for you, that guy """"friend""" you who helped you fix your clogged toilet, that neighbor who saved all your mail for you when you went on vacation without having to be asked--all of these pleasentries you take for granted, unheard of to us men. The only reason we have the faintest knowledge of this ass kissing that society affords women is because we've done it ourselves or we've seen friends do it or we've seen it happen to our mothers and sisters. The coddling is rampant! And we're well versed in it. We know all too well how easy life is for women and we don't hate you because of it; we hate you and the feminazis because they complain.
As for why """"we"""" don't stop this madness, simple: we already have. The people who coddle you are normies and we have no control over normies. They don't respect anything we have to say.
As long as normies keep coddling women and as long as women keep complaining like they're living in Saudi Arabia, us 'bots will keep hating you entitled, spoiled CUNTS.
>>29522525
Then get some balls and reverse the social order so that robots are at the top and normies are bottom-tier. Use your above-average intelligence to play the long game and steal everything from Chad. What happened to the robot uprising? You're only beta because you keep sucking Chad's dick. Stop letting them cuck you and take a fucking stand.
what's the point
why do I even bother waking up in the morning
What's bothering you annon?
>>29522078
there is none, we can't constantly sleep without getting up so we get up and be bored as shit
>>29522078
>I started a thread to ignore everyone that replies.
Work up the courage to kill yourself already
![ucf-short-cheerleader-tall-volleyball-players[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z6wxh4b.jpg "ucf-short-cheerleader-tall-volleyball-players[1]")
why don't womanlets get made fun of as much as manlets?
Because they're adorable.
Because men still want to fuck small women
But women won't fuck small men
>>29522105
>>29522107
but do you really want inferior manlet sons?
>Using shampoo and conditioner
>>29522060
>obvious race bait
Are you trying to create some new stereotype?
Well, I can't think of a single time I've heard a black person say they don't use shampoo and conditioner. I'm also black and I use both shampoo and conditioner, Anon, so maybe you should think of another way to embarrass blacks.
>>29522147
Just because I used a cute Dominican girl in the OP doesn't mean am race baiting.
I've been on nopoo for a few months now.
>tfw no cute bf with a big cock that i can jerk while he hugs me tight and breaths heavily down my neck and kisses me clumsily and gets all hot and bothered and frustrated and pushes my head down onto his throbbing member and uses my mouth like an onahole until he cums thick lewd ropes all down the back of my throat and on my lips then gets me to clean up his limpening cock with my tongue then pulls me up close to his face again and kisses me forcefully but tenderly as i feel his dick getting hard again...
>it's not a willy wars thread
>thinking i'm gonna read that
wew
lad
>>29521949
Well, that was the best post on the board right now. Congrats
Who /small penis envy/ here?
>tfw the gspot is only 2-3 inches into the vagina, so the benis is continually doing an off/on sensation on the gspot whereas big dicks cant
>tfw you can go balls deep on every thrust
>tfw can do any position without worrying
>tfw girls can get the whole dick in their mouth and even lick the nuts
>Tfw never have to hide benis bulge in public or at the gym
Is penis reduction surgery possible?
You just need a knife and something hard to lay it on.
Proud of my 5.5 incher
>>29521920
Then why do girls laugh at small benises and cheat with big dick bros ? I hate my 4.5 x 4.7 and it kills my willingness to be with women.
qt tall girls who complain about limited dating options should develop a fetish for short qt guys.
My girlfriend is about 5'9, I'm not even sure I'm 5'5. It happens, few tall female celebrities with shorter beaus, but I think tall women like to feel feminine and petite ok next to a tall man
makes them feel too masculine, like guys being insecure if their girl is taller than them
>>29521861
I agree any femanon want a 5' pocket bf?
I want to live!
>Gordon found the diarrhea towel
>>29521852
Slap happy Grandpappy found the sperm silo
>>29521852
>Chef found the spaghetti bin
>Dad finds the inappropriate feelings bin.
>"men" going bald before 35
Really?
>>29521850
>"women" occupying reality
Really?
>>29521850
That means they are men tho
If you keep your hair after 35 you must be low test
Anime girls mocking me by saying "men" and talking about my negative characteristics turns me on.
Anybody else here feel too far gone at this point?
Before I was alone but still yearned for love and so on and felt sad in public. Now I feel nothing, or if anything just a cold and general contempt.
Anybody else feel this way?
I walked through the city earlier and passed so many couples. The idea of being loved by somebody is just not something I am able to comprehend. I don't feel sorry for myself or blame anybody for things being this way. But I remember what a kind and loving child I was, what a sensitive teenager I was, and it pains me to be reminded how cold and distant I have become. I may as well not exist.
Ever since being red pilled I just stay at home and wank to VR porn
hey /b/ro I have an idea. take one month and don't go on 4chan or watch porn. 30 days. after those 30 days, see how you feel
I have turned into a robot. I don't feel anything anymore.
please write a journal or a manifesto please add your written voice to our common cause of antinatalism
your life would not at all be a waste if youd leave something behind for other robots to relate to
it does not have to be eloquent or tremendously thoughtful or original
because the average robot can relate to the an average writing of another
youll feel slightly better if you leave something permament behind
its a relieving feel to know your critique of stuff is out there for others
>>29521829
please responde robots
well i am pretty suportive of the cause of antinatalism.
just look at this board and you can see why antinatalism should be a thing.
>>29521829
It's cheaper.
Manifesto complete.
