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femanon here
Can guys smell it when you are on your period? I know dogs can and am paranoid about this.
yeah we sometimes can
you get a very faint weird metalic smell that isnt like anything else
most guys can pick up on it, its like an instinct or something
I work at a grocery store, and I've learned to avoid women when they've got the "smell".
Women are irredeemable cunts when they're on their period.
>>29520603
I can only smell it on my girlfriend when she's just wearing underwear. So usually, no.
I had sex with her once on her period and it smelled disgusting. I never did it again.
fellas, am i balding?
Kripp? Why are you here?
>>29520569
yes, really hard
>>29520595
I dont get it
>>29520597
welp... can a young balding bot tell me what changes in my life now?
I'm sorry for being so absolutely repulsive in every way. I never wanted this.
I'm so sorry.
It's not your fault
It's my own fault
I'm not human at all
I have no heart
It's mostly a part of the human condition OP
We're not all strong enough to clear out our ancestral weeds
Most of us aren't, really
i would pat your head if i could
>Unironically likes anime
>Has no friends
>Virgin
>plays Vidya all day
>Has a body pillow
>shitposts all day
my life is a pit of darkness and despair
>>29520531
you hold the reins anon
i am a bubbleboy
It gets easier to deal with when you realize we have no free will and pretty much live in a deterministic universe.
Everything is as it is according to the law of causality.
You wake up as an attractive woman. What do you do? What will you change about your life now that you have pussy privilege?
>>29520519
I'm gonna be a cosplayer
use my body to dominate the world.
as a guy i am already doing this but not with my body.
they all will drop
Do I still retain my asthma?
Meh, I guess it's not the worst since my gf is bi.
just tell me that everything will be alright, please
Everything will be awful.
Are you really happy with your life?
You're only getting older.
It ain't going to get better unless you act so.
Life is pain and suffering.
>break up with gf
>she has a new bf
>feel only contempt for all women
>fap to traps, shemales, ladyboys and crossdressers
didn't expect that desu
Time for you to get on hormones, become a qtgirl and steam your ex-gf's new bf off her
That'll teach her.
>>29520427
steal not steam
Jesus, how fast did that happen?
ask a robot with 3 gfs anything.
i'm not a Chad at all and the fun part is that i was one year away from wizardry.
I have no questions for you, normie.
>>29520411
dude i was a virgin till 29, i failed as a normie
>>29520401
>robot
>3 gfs
ok lad ctrl + w
I believe i might be autistic, i am currently sitting naked on my computer chair drinking beer with a raging boner, whats good /r9k/?
>>29520341
Let's see that boner then
>>29520341
I sometimes wonder if i'm autistic, but i never score as autistic on online tests. I think i might be retarded though. Have you ever considered that you're perhaps just mentally deficient like me?
>>29520341
Currently sitting naked on my toilet drinking a bottle of captain Morgan while my chad best friend is partying out in town with 2 Stacies
Waaaaagggggieeeeeeeeeeeee
Ohhhhhhh WAAAAAGGGGIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyou're a cuck
Thisis a very simple yet still funny post.
Incoming ragie wagies!!!!!
Wagies wagies hear my humble call from far and wide you shall arise to come to my abode to live the true live the neet life
>tfw just took caffeine pills and drank coffee
Oh God what have i done
>>29520303
Ingested a lot of caffeine. Enjoy your shakes, irritablity and headcache
>>29520303
make yourself throwup, you can OD, paramed will just pump your stomach anyways.
have no fear, if you feel like you're gonna die just vomit.
>>29520303
EXTREME FUN FAPPY HAPPY TIME
Masturbating after a lot of caffeine helps.
Keep the fucking noise down from your chores wagie. I need my full 12+ hours of uninterrupted sleep.
>>29520279
s-sorry famiIia
Under appreciated post. Original bloxxx.
Pass next to my window one more time with that deafening lawnmower. I dare you.
>finally get a 5/10 carlsberger gf after being a kv for 26 years
>spend 6 monts trying to convince her to marry me
>she says she'll do it if her father gives me his permission
>I go to him and ask but he says no
>says I my family is broke
>says I have no college and never had a job
>says I spend too much time doing nothing
>says I have to many health problems and he doesn't like his to daughter to live with a NEET
>I brake off crying and run away
>get a text the next day from my gf saying she wants to break up
Her father is right. How will I ever keep a gf if I'm going to be NEEt all my life?
>>29520267
>trying to get married before you even have a fucking job
You did this to yourself, you moron.
My ex-gf wanted me to get approval from her father too, he said pretty much the same shit.
7 years later he shot himself in the head, so who's laughing now?
>>29520267
>Wanting to get married in the current year
OP dont do it
Holy shit, you were right: never listen to ANY kind of normie advice as the rest of society DOES NOT understand our plight.
>been living as a partially self-aware but happy NEET for almost a year, with no will to improve
>wasn't really affected by any negative normieposting on this board yet
>a couple of months back, realise that I would be considered a manchild loser by society because of my lack of skills and shitty lifestyle
>start obsessing over this, essentially falling for the failed normie meme
>as I gradually start to "improve" my lifestyle by acquiring better habits and new skills, I start growing depressed and anxious, I get have constant feelings of regret/obsessive thoughts and no will to continue my formerly fun hobbies
>this goes on and off for months
>start getting actual suicidal thoughts regularly, and am lucky if I get more than 3 hours of sleep in a single night
>still feel the need that I have to improve myself further, but I'm now essentially stuck in an endless loop of fake self-improvement that will never be able to satisfy me as I'm already far too back in the race compared to normies
I don't want to "improve" if that means I'll have to feel like shit for the rest of my life. So what if I'm a manchild? Anything is better than being deeply depressed.
Any NEETs that have managed to stay content, AVOID ANY NORMIE ADVICE POSTS. I had a good bluepilled mindset back then, now everything is ruined and I want to go back. But I had to fall for the failed normie meme of all things, and fucked myself over.
I don't know why the negative advice stuck to me, as in the past I would have just shrugged this off.
Just don't pay attention to anything a normie says, if you're told that you're ugly/short/a loser/virgin/manchild/whatever just fucking ignore it. Don't obsess yourself over something you can't change (easily). Normies are genetically different from us robots and will never understand us. You can't become a normie without ruining your mind.
In.
Fngr
Youre just a failed normie
Real robots are neutral to everything
What kind of "self improvement " were they anyway?
Really, what is worse:
Being alone and constantly dealing with loneliness? or being so reliant on other people that you need to be constantly around other people and never dealing with loneliness?
I ask because I see some normies who are like the latter. And that's worrying, because even though things are easy for them now, later in their lives, they are going to have to deal with loneliness and isolation. And it seems like they are just unequipped for it. The shock would be too much, and at that age, they could lose everything.
Conversely, robots have had to deal with these things early in their lives. And are at that impressionable age where they can quickly learn to adapt, accept and even have an affinity for their solitude. Nothing that happens down the road could shock them. It would just be a return to a state they are all to familiar with. They can be independent and weather any storm.
I think its easier to suffer loneliness and slowly learn to reach out than suddenly finding yourself alone and slowly learning to be comfortable with the solitude.
Thoughts?
>>29520187
lonely people die sooner than people who are granted inclusion. I guess that's the only benefit to that.
>>29520218
Yeah, studies do show that.
But thinking about it, lonely people are more likely to abuse drugs and alcohol, avoid physical activity, and have a shit diet. that's what is causing the correlation.
And you can't really say those people have accepted loneliness if they are trying to escape it through those means
>>29520187
>I think its easier to suffer loneliness and slowly learn to reach out than suddenly finding yourself alone and slowly learning to be comfortable with the solitude.
agreed
Befriending loneliness is ideal
