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>tfw spend my weekends in my room talking to myself, making autistic noises, jumping and running around
>neighbor calls the cops
>local constablulary pays me a visit and gives me a friendly warning, no citation or anything
>now I'm too terrified to even watch my TV at night
How did your neighbor know? Did you leave a window uncovered or do you just make a lot of noise?
Always close those blinds
>>29517821
It's an apartment, I like to autistically run around in circles and they must have heard me from downstairs.
>>29517875
I live at home with family and I like to do the same thing. It's a habit that I'm not aware 90% of the time. One of the reasons I'm afraid of moving out or with different people.
Am I still gay if I'm only attracted to feminine looking men?
>>29517350
no youre _Insert special snowflake bullshit sexuality here_
>>29517350
no, you're clearly the absolute gleaming example of heterosexual ALPHA malesfaggot
>>29517350
yes probably. by feminine looking men do you mean twinks or traps?
Everything's going to be ok, R9K.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4nHLHDtyVA
>>29517332
Poppy is my waifu
pyrocynical brought me here
>>29517332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXm6F-K6Ffo
Why are girls so nasty?
>>29517330
you are obviously a faggot which is worse than most of us all as beta males
get off of our board
>>29517361
Kill yourself nigger shit dick
>>29517361
They just be nasty sometimes
Staying in again because no man bothered asking me out
tfw I have a cute steam bf
>>29517298
>Because Chad didn't ask me out
ftfy
That's probably because you have a penis OP.
>hook up with girl
>she bites my ear
kinda hurt desu
>hook up with girl
>IMMEDIATELY after feel a wave of loneliness and disgust
>shw falls asleep and all you want her to do is get out
WHY DID SHE BITE UR EAR??
>>29517204
Lucky asshole, that shit would make me nut instantly.
who /camelion/ here?
I act normie and give out a strong presence. People treat me with respect and do as I say.
but in reality i'm one of you guys ;^).
>camelion
Genuinely consider ending your life.
I mean really think about it. Weigh up the pros and cons. Make a list even.
>>29517140
HOW DO YOU ORIGINALLY DO IT SENPAI?
>>29517476
You just have to realize they know nothing about you other than what you project out to them.
They're nothing but roaches playing to your tune.
I have no friends
I don't want any friends
I've had friends and I found them boring and annoying
Anyone else love the solitary life far more than the social one?
>>29517087
I'll be your friend OPpls
Its not even a feeling of hate anymore its now indifference even lack of trying most people play interesting yet deep down you know they're full of it. I guess what Im trying to say is that theres a lot of superficial people out there because its a material object world. Naturally, its isolating but it doesnt even frustrate me its nice to be on the other side.
>>29517087
Why are you posting here then?
Ope your ass.
was thinking of shoving a kilo of raw bacon up there like that homosexual camshowguy in the news who died
>>29517518
might as well just get buttfucked by a hog then
>>29517665
your mother wearing a strabon
Who /selfimprovement/ here? Any robots trying to take control of their lives? Post your small victories in the quest to unfuck your shit.
>posture is a little better
>grooming myself and keeping decent hygene
>generally more confident
>way better at maintaining eye contact
>can actually carry a conversation
>haven't had a panic attack in months
>>29517052
Posting for encouragement. Glad to hear you're trying to fight your way out anon.
> Read about seven Noahide laws
> Huh, that makes a lot of sense
> Start to believe/have hope
> Going to the gym, eating better, standing up straight, regaining interest in living the world.
> Slowly rebuilding confidence after having worldview shattered by nihilism and pessimism.
It's a long road, but I'm not in any rush.
My self improvement is more self centered. I try to understand myself, for myself. Trying to figure out why am I thinking various thing in order to troubleshoot them and fix them. One thing I'm working on right now is trying to get sex out of my head without having any (not that I can).
I've been going to the gym the past couple months but haven't been making much progress because of bad routine but this time I'll get it, I think I finally reached the point where I understand how to work out now and I'll be good come September. I've also been reading more often..
>tfw you fapped before bed but now your urethra feels like there's molten lava inside it and only peeing helps.
FUCK THIS WORLD RRRREEEEEEEEE
>>29517050
Oh cool, I thought that was just me. Also happens is I get soap in my urethra while showering
back to /jp/ with you bedfucker anon
>>29517050
Don't grip so tight; you're damaging yourself.
>go on backpage escorts in my local area
>every
>single
>one
>says no black men
IT'S FAIR BROS
IF YOU'RE WHITE YOU ARE LIVING LIFE ON EASY MODE
Well you know, the amount of stis is waaay higher in negros
>>29517013
Your race is literally so disgusting even women who have sex with random strangers for money won't fuck you.
>>29517143
But women of your race do it for free
>mfw i haven't gotten sick once since 2010
I mean, I've had bad days where I've skipped sleep but I've never had a fever/chills/weakness for so fucking long now.
Goddamnit isn't depression supposed to weaken your immune system? Why am I not dieing?
Same.
It's probably because you're a straight white male. You have good genes.
Going nowhere means nowhere tui get sick
>>29516974
>>29516993
>>29517121
It gives normies with depression those things, because they're not used to handling things likr being legit alone, causing their body to go into a sort of shock.
Why don't you just settle for an average nerdy gf?
>>29516964
>implying I have the ability
>implying that's not already out of my league
I'm better looking than average
You're not settling for her. She's settling for you, as a provider. Women only reproduce with men at least 3 points above them on the attractiveness scale. And that means there is an indisputable 100% chance that while you will be the "father" of her children, you will not be the one "fathering" her children.
do you ever randomly get hit with a wave of sadness?
are you the one sending them?
A little. Like I realize I'm 24 and doing nothing but spending 17 hours each day playing the same video games over and over. But then I make myself ignore it by playing more video games.
Not randomly, but my mood can change very easily if something shit happens
