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ITT: musicians who are/were robots
>>29516153
This is now a Mike Love appreciation thread.
This is now a bo burnham appreciation thread
>>29516799
Bo Burnham isn't a robot he's a metro sexual outgoing drama fag
THERE'S A FUCKING BIRD MAKING ITS NEST ABOVE MY WINDOW RIGHT NOW. I CAN'T STOP IT. SOON IT WILL START SCREECHING ITS NORMIE BIRD SONG, AND ALL ITS CHAD BIRD BABIES WILL START SCREECHING TOO. I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONG.
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
GO AWAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
invite a cuckoo bird over
the cuckoo baby will kick out all the annoying birds
get a broom and knock it over, fucktard
>>29516136
Ok, so what I need it a mega-chad bird to fucking take up the whole place and screech even louder? No thank you. FUCKING. I CAN'T GET TO THE NEST. I'M 5 STORIES UP
>tfw my 15 year old sister posted a picture of her with a black guy on her facebook and Instagram
How to stop this?
Post the picture, for originality
>>29516663
Hmmm. That's a great question.
If she's posting publicly pictures with a black, you can't ignore the possibility that she could be willing to publicly shame you as a racist if you said anything about it to her.
literally what is your fucking excuse for not having a qt petite gf?
>>29516108
im short
all these threads of pics of guys with ugly gfs are always a bunch of guys with gfs shorter than them
theres never any really ugly, really short guys with qts
and for the record, im not saying that im entitled to qts or that im surprised by my loneliness
im just sad and frustrated by life as a whole
>>29516108
Because for me, happiness is achieved through so much more than just a relationship with someone who couldn't even begin to understand or relate to me.
>>29516185
Everything this anon said.
Daily reminder that the only way to stop being a robot is to become a cute girl.
He could have just got a haircut and started shaving regularly
Am I supposed to be convinced that before couldn't just fix his problems by showering, shaving the beard and losing the 70's haircut? He looked normie as fuck.
how do u fix ur skin like that tho
Anyone else feel disgusted by real p0rn? I can't stomach seeing it anymore, the ugly caked up botoxed faces, the Arby's roast beef specials, the gross asses and bolt-on tits, It repulses me, All I do now to get off is read H-manga/Doujins/Fanfic, watch Hentai or use my imagination.
yep iktf
amateur stuff can be tolerable if the girl is cute enough
>>29516073
Those are human beings, anon. You're watching too much anime.
>>29516160
We have ascended and you humans are inferior to us.
>tfw no weekend warrior bf
"Come on, load up the camper babe. We have to get to the lake. Fish won't catch themselves."
tfw you will never have Tomoko cheat out a Sorin's Vengeance on you to beat you
>>29516398
that is a rare feel my friend
>spending so much time on 4chan has led me to saying inappropriate things without filter
>mfw i saw a woman and said those tits belong in my mouth
>>29515959
That's why for that reason it is better to be alone
>been browsing 4chan since I was 14
>have never had a "say edgy or racist shit to real people" phase
The problem is you, not us
>>29516028
I'm not trying to be edgy. It's just stuff you say online coming in person
alright 4chan someone needs to "red pill" you or whatever the fuck it's called on cuckolding and why this is the new fight for social justice advocacy.
1. Women, not men, have full control over their own bodies, full stop. It's their choice if they choose to have another man fulfill their needs, even if they've made verbal agreements with white men. Women should NEVER be pressured into force monogamy by a man. This is a form of passive rape by men that will be illegal someday soon.
2. White men have for centuries fought to keep black men outside the bedrooms of white couples. If we want to undo these years of racism we need to step aside and not try and control men of color from enjoying the same things that white men enjoy. If a man of color wants to be involved with a white couple that is entirely his choice and to fight it is racism, period.
3. While women should always be allowed to engage in multiple partners without her boyfriend/husband's consent, this is unacceptable for men. White men are in a position of power via the patriarchy, and if a man were to do the same, he could use this as a form of emotional withholding/manipulation of his significant other. This is another form of passive rape that is commonly allowed in society.
I know a lot of you won't get it but maybe 10% will acknowledge your white priviledge, and will hopefully understand your responsibility in opening up the bedroom to men of color
You tried hard, but you can tell even you barely believe this drivel.
Thanks for red pilling me bb
>>29515917
unplug me
Anons, how do you deal with the fact that there are people smarter than you, more fit than you, better looking than you, richer than you, and more successful than you, and that no matter how hard you try, you will never get to their level?
>>29515879
I just don't care
Surround yourself with friends and you will stop caring
>>29515879
this is a good question
realize that if you feel this insecurity you already understand your own potential. but the ability to act on potential is greatly affected by quality of living. you can still act on your potential even if you only meet the first two levels of maslow's pyramid, like most here, but this is very difficult and people suffer.
normally the successful are the advantaged. i bet you would have done great in school if you had both your parents, or at least one doting, doctorate parent. you might have eaten better, done sports and you wouldn't have felt isolated getting older, leading yourself towards mediocrity out of your bitterness.
the rich create the rich and the poor create the poor, the happy create the happy and the unhappy create more inefficable people. most any successful person had anything they could ever want from the get go.
>>29515879
I'm fine with that. What really gets me is that there are people worse than me in every aspect that are in relationships an some are dating 10/10 women.
I've given up.
hey /r9k/
I had plans for a girl to come over to my place today. She cancelled on me last minute saying that she "felt sick". She already confirmed this morning that she was okay with coming over. What does this mean?
She probability felt sick..?
do you have to ask OP ? she stood you up and probably isn't interested ... maybe chad called her up who knows.
she probably did it by text HAHAHA
when you read it, did lights sirens come on with redflags popping up everywhere?
So, robots--why are you the way you are, instead of being Byronic Heroes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byronic_hero
Pic very related.
Too cliche. Even the anti-hero is a trope. Nonconformity is genetic. In nonconformity we follow our instinctual desire to be different.
I like the idea I just think originality ran out shortly after language became a thing.
Because it comes off as fedora, and people think you're repulsive unless you're attractive
>>29515836
>I'll be authentic by idealizing another person and mimicking their behavior!
ok
Drunk af went to a wedding
>tfw no gf is extra strong tonight
Comr and talk. https://discord.gg/aaSNY
>TFW NO GI4LFRIEND
FUCKKK
>went to store
>bought pizza rolls
>get home
>don't even want them
Daily reminder that this is what happens when robots have an oneitis
Oneitis thread?
Oneitis thread.
>>29515830
Posting another example.
i truly pray for Rose.
Do these trigger the roasty?
Nope.
Masturbation is pretty healthy, and usually makes people more intune to their own preferences and gifts without the damage actual promiscuitydoes to pair bonding.
And if masturbatory aids could render me/women obsolete, our last generation would have been centuries ago, when sailors would make fuckdolls out of cloth and lard.
I do wonder how they mass produce those intricate tunnels, is it a seamed piece or 3d printed?
>>29515813
>if masturbatory aids could render cunts obsolete...
Typical small-minded woman. It's not about making you "obsolete". It's not about getting rid of you. We are simply going to strip you of all power you hold over men. Pic related.
We will keep you around as cum dumpsters and concubines to produce our offspring so we can continue to achieve greatness for the next eternity.
that's pretty gross
like eating artificial meat or something
99% of my want of sex is intimacy and acceptance
