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Is it weird that for the past few weeks all I've wanted to do is just kiss a girl and feel her body against mine? Not even in a sexual way. I just want companionship. I'm not even a virgin like many on this board. I'm just a lonely man...
Reee...Get out..Original comment...etc etc
>>29514142
>Is it weird
yes
you're a freak
Warmth feels better than sex. That's why people fall in love instead of fucking hookers their whole lives.
Daily reminder that women can unroastie themselves through surgery.
nonroasties look like sideways dolphin mouths
>>29514131
This is body-shaming. I've reported this thread. Enjoy your ban.
>>29514131
Either one looks nice.
Ugly Teeth thread
Post your shitty teeth
>>29514047
my teeth are shaped like this, all worn down from getting chipped, soda, biting fingernails and opening things
not willing to post but they're pretty badnever got in the habit of brushing them(muh pineal gland lol)
just finished scraping the plaque of just about as soon as you posted this thread, as crazy as that may be
Checking in lad
Enjoy Robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia4UXNq0RLk
>>29514038
I would copulate with herto be frank
I'm hurt that America didn't leave the EU too
>>29514085
kekxit
I read the new today, oh boyyy...
EU shattered with Brexit votes
the english army had just won the vote
>>29515357
>Brexit
huh?
ITT: autistic things you do
I rock back and forth no matter what I've been doing it since I was really young
M2k? That you buddy?
>>29513976
"No matter what"? As in all the time? Like, with people around?
I knew a guy who did that, he was bi-polar and a crazy motherfucker.
>Now there's porn of traps being blacked.
What a time to live in.
>>29513967
FINALLY
No chastity belt though...
There have always been interracial tranny porn, though. I blacked my white tgirl at least twice a week.
>>29514208
>traps
>trannys
not always the same thing, kinda like how /gif/ seperates the trap and shemale threads
Who here /collecting disability/ with subsidized housing?
No stress, no forced expectations, do what i want whenever i want, no pressure, no responsibilities, living the dream.
Life's good.
Meanwhile wageslaves are suicidal walking stress bombs about to snap and shoot up a school:
http://mentalhealthdaily.com/2015/01/06/top-11-professions-with-highest-suicide-rates/
DELETE THIS
ffffffffuuu
wtf... kys you fat nerd
is it weird that i think the girl in the middle is actually pretty qt
why do they all have the same lips?
>>29513784
They all look like they had cleft lips as babies
>>29513748
Nah senpai, I knew a plain jane feminist vegan genderfluid girl who didn't have crazy tumblr hair and she was cute as well
>>29513784
feminist fish mouth syndrome
What do they do nowadays during spin the bottle? Do they just fuck?
Also, post things you never got to do as a kid/teenager/young adult
>spin the bottle
>truth or dare
>trick or treating
>sports
>facesitting
>school bus blowjob
Who the fuck does spin the bottle? Is that even a thing anymore? I knew enough about the activities of normalfags in high school that I would've heard stories if that was a thing which happened.
We start by kissing and then the game turns progressively more perverted the more we play.
Source: last week got laid playing truth or dare in a house party.
>>29513744
One time I smoked weed with two girls from the asylum and they wanted to play sexual truth or dare and I pussied out. After reading your post, I'm really recognizing I probably should've gone along with it even if it was embarrassing.
Robots I don't think I want to live anymore. The people who said they'd always be there lied. Dubs decides how I end it.
wait till the end of your natural lifespan
>>29513711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-MjYqCE2cE
Douse yourself in kerosene, listen to this until the 40 min' mark and then light yourself.
>>29513877
Oh dear.
That's not a fun way to go. Don't do it, anon!
FRIDAY NIGHT Omegle Thread lads.
Tags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001,
I'll bump for interest. But I feel awkward staring at a guy who is probably in a similar position as me.
Though it does bring me some joy to kow I'm not the only one who is a wreck of a human being
How come no ones ever on 4am est
why are there so many femanons on these things
how do i be happy without friends
>>29513643
anybody who gets a tattoo instantly loses my respect
>>29513676
Agreed. My father always put a lot of emphasis on 'going out the way you came in' and its always stuck with me.
>>29513643
You need to be active.
>>29513676
>implying we care for your respect
Getting up at 4:30 any tips?
am or pm?
god damn fucking original
>>29513728
AM
have to get up early and I need to get up a little earlier so I'm not immediately running out the door.
Just get up
What does pussy taste like robots? What about non-roast pussy?
>>29513604
>pussy
Sweat, pee, and "acidic". Often actually smells like fish. It's really, really gross.
>>29513604
probably sweat and rotten fish? the women is an intriguing creature
>>29513651
disagreed. cunt tastes wonderful.
