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I am currently in position to destroy a roastie whore's life. I don't personally know her or hate her or anything. Should I do it or nah? What would /r9k/ do?
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No?
Wtf is wrong with you? Are you some emotionally stunted high schooler?
Do it for all of us who never got to
>>25204121
Of course. Roasties don't often get justice, so when the opportunity comes you should rain devastation on them.
How are you going to do it?
What are your plans for Christmas, /r9k/?
Do you know what presents you're gonna get?
I have no idea what i'm going to get Little Anon. I'm just glad I extracted 300 dollars worth of plasma to give to my family.
FeelsGoodMan. I just want them to be happy
>>25203755
300 is a lot. How many times did you have to go and donate for that?
also:
>Little Anon
>Little
th-thanks
Have already bought and gifted a present for my mother.
A higher quality winter coat.
Plan is to have a hot pot at the evening of 24th, like every year.
Fellow fatbots, tell me your worst food sins. Tell me about those special delicious dishes you love which make you feel getting fatter while eating them or about those days you ate an unbelievable amount of stuff.
A-anyone? I personally don't really have something interesting to say since i "just" generally eat a lot of crap.
>>25203591
>tfw I fell for the /fit/ meme
No your cravings do not ever go away I am always in need of a soda and a chocolate chip cookie
I'm not a fatbot but I accidentally made my ex-gf fat because she loved my cooking. If she just exercised with me as well, it wouldn't have been a problem.
Italian food is always fun. Lasagna, strombolis, big pasta dishes. Super carb-heavy but it's delish.
Dear D,
I'm sorry.
-R
Dear Robot,
Suck my dick you fucking piece of shit.
-Anonymous
Dear S,
You're really attractive, but I have no idea how to even go about asking you out or how to look for signs that you might reciprocate the feelings I have for you.
Sincerely, W.
TO THE ZIONIST JEWS,
STOP NOW.
-world
I am only through 2 episodes and already this show is one of the most japanese things I've ever seen, not that that is a bad thing.
Question, is the reason this show is so popular on here because of it's kawaiiness, because umaru acts like a NEET while at home, or both?
Both, and then some.
I think it is a very comfy show to watch as well.
This web page started out for people who liked very japanese things.
>>25200636
because robots are willing you over look her two-facedness because of the idea of a wifu who looks good but understands their lazy unhealthy shutin ways.
Robots have been shitposting on /o/, and I seriously doubt any of you belong there because you can't even afford to own a car.
Prove me wrong and post your shitbox.
Muh dick non existant
>>25200231
Hi OP. Bread on hood for proof
This wasn't an original comment lol.
>>25200231
Here's my rolling heap of shit.
Who /not trans but wants to be a qt girl/ here?
That person is very pretty, whatever pronoun I'm meant to use.
Is there really a tranny that attractive or am I looking at a shoop
>>25199277
they exist but they are raire and in high demand, and for everyone of them there are 10 who try hard but will never pass and a hundred fat hairy cross dresses who think they look like that.
>>25198858
>not trans
>wants to be a little girl
I have bad news
So I'm on the cam site YouNow and on average I have 10-20 viewers. It takes 350-500 to get partnered. What do you think I should do to get to the next level, robots?
put a donk on it
>>25210510
Give us you cam link. We can boots it for you.
>>25210510
Be a cute teenage girl and flash your cleavage every now and then. That's how everyone else did it.
>have to get a physical for tech school
>go in nervous as fuck
>24 year old kissless virgin
>the girl doing my bloood pressure is a young 9/10, my pulse is way too high
>brings me to a room and says strip down to my boxers and sit on the table
>instant throbbing erection
>she leaves and I undress while breathing deep and trying to get this massive embarrassing erection to go down
>it won't
>doctor comes in, "hi my name is Chad"
>huge fucking boner poking out my boxers, feel gay as fuck
>he checks my ears, reflexes, has me lift my arms, pokes me in a few spots
>at the end I have to pull my boxers down for him to check my balls and make me cough
>not gay but it felt so good, I'm literally dripping a puddle of precum
>says he's checking for any lesions or sores and kind of examines my throbbing dick
>pulls back my foreskin and gently rubs some precum on the most sensitive bottom tip of my dick, it was less than 5 seconds and I'm losing my mind
>moan like a little bitch and literally have a 5 spurt orgasm shoot halfway across the room
>instinctively groaning and thrusting my hips, quivering from the hardest I've ever cum
>after the ecstasy fades I'm so embarrassed I can't talk straight
>he seems embarrassed too and says something like "oh my......that's OK don't worry about that"
>I keep mumbling incoherently about it was an accident and that nurse made me do it
>he quickly wipes it up and signs the paper and rushes me out
Now I'm terrified I'm gay and am probably killing myself after Christmas. The worst part was his name was actually Chad
>>25209935
Ara ara~ Anon-kun
that's nothing to kill yourself over you stupid ass bitch
lmao
>>25210012
Do you think he told all the nurses. I bet he's fucked all of them
I'm a pathetic 33 year old loser that goes to a prostitute once a month and only talks to her, because I can't get an erection because I drink too much and take antidepressants. If you're not careful you'll end up like me.
>>25209528
I wanna be like you Anon.
Not even kidding.
That's what Cialis is for.
are you in the united states op?
When you break into the local sociopath's house to steal alcohol and you realize he stayed home for the holidays
Well, what happened? Post the damn story.
i dont think that image is the image you mean
>>25209425
>>25209758
I just wanted to post meatball cat t b h
Dear neets and hikkis, how are you gonna be awake and alert on Christmas?
It's 6pm right now for me and I just woke up from a full nights sleep. I need to be awake in 14 hours time for Christmas, what do?
tell me about it
it's 6 in the morning here and I'm feeling increasingly sleepy
woke up about 8 last night
on top of that we celebrate christmas on christmas eve here so I have no time to correct it
guess I'll try to catch a few hours before my sister arrives
>>25209261
Take a sleeping pill? Is that safe after a full nights sleep? Or would it even work?
It's 5AM here, woke up at 1AM. So I'm gonna go to bed at 10PM tonight when I'll be awake 21hrs. Should mean I get up bright and early for Christmas.
Red Bull helps me.
I recommend it.
>PUT EGGNOG ON SHOPPING LIST 3 TIMES IN A ROW AND MY STUPID FUCKING STEPFATHER DOESN'T GET IT EACH AND EVERY FUCKING TIME AFTER SAYING HE WILL
why don't you go out and buy it yourself you basement-dwelling autist
>>25209195
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING LICENSE THEY NEVER LET ME GET IT FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>actually consumimg eggnog
What the fuck is wrong with you?
It's basically sugared semen
>tfw want to fuck my step-sister
>tfw shes a legit 9/10 even without make up.
Post pictures or bloxxy proxxy itty bitty
>>25209165
I bet you masturbate while smelling her dirty clotheslucky bastard
>>25209165
I have a step sister too. her panties smells like heaven
who here has tried increasing their penis size?
jelqing?
weights?
bathmate?
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