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>tfw you have to go downstairs for the christmas eve
The sooner you fight the power the better.
I just ignore mommies crys and get my turkey and presents after everyone goes to bed.
Christmas Eve, 1999
>be seven
>need to piss
>start walking downstairs
>father opens up his door
> picks you up by the armpits
>screams in your face
>try to stutter out an explanation
>too autistic and scared to talk sensibly
>you begin to weep
>he continues screaming
>he carries you to your room and hurls you back in
>stay up for an hour trying to hold your piss in
>give up
>create little pile of used towels in corner
>piss on towels
>go to bed crying
>>25203540
oh fuck i have to write like 6 christmas cards because i can't afford gifts, who /poorfag/ here?
Why don't you guys have a cute bf?
same reason as to why I dont have a cute gf
I want my daily trap feminine dick thread
>>25203536
I hate his nails.
Theres no cave with a magical sword at the end, no grand quest to take on, no far away lands to adventure to, you cant just wake up one day and decide to go on an adventure while tackling challenges with lifelong friends you made along the way. We were born a hundred years or so too early to go adventuring in space, is there nothing but despair left in this world for us?
>>25203482
>you cant just wake up one day and decide to go on an adventure while tackling challenges with lifelong friends you made along the way
You could, but it won't be an adventure in the way you are probably imagining. There won't be any dragon slaying, wizards and magical devices.
My cousin left home at 17 one day with a couple hundred bucks in his pocket and never came back, last I heard he was in Europe somewhere living with a few people he met while on a safari in South Africa. He has been traveling for almost 30 years.
>>25203841
What does traveling entail? What do they do that makes it worth it?
>>25203991
If you have to ask this then you are not ready.
Who /drugs/ here?
I'm a degenerate and it feels good man
>>25203451
what you got there? fucking black tar heroin or hash? or literal feces?
share soem with me family.
>>25203451
JENKEM
I dunno if its BTH but if it is, I love heroin. Welcome to the opium den of /r9k/
>>25203494
>>25203522
It's black.
I'll take a better picture when I get home. I just picked up tbqh
>off of work today
>maybe I'll finish that Bloodborne build
>maybe I'll start that other Bloodborne build or Dark Souls II build
>maybe I'll play some Battlefront
>never touch the PS4
>oh look Star Wars games are on sale on Steam, I'll buy these two
>play them for about an hour, feel tired and shut them off
>maybe I'll watch a movie
>get drowsy after the first 3 minutes
>I really do need to go get gas for the car, I've been sitting on Empty for the past few days
>I don't want to just go get gas though, if I'll be out of the house, I want to at least go do something
>already ate too much today and spent too much money this week
>still haven't left the house
>I really am getting tired, maybe I'll just go to slee-
>6pm
Somebody please kill me.
>ctrl+f
>steam
Steam Friend thread?
Add me here:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/VerySleepySan
>>25203948
>anime
>This profile is private
You literally don't even want people to friend you.
viper is gonna teach you how to live again
What is it like being white femanons? Ya know having whatever you want when you want it?seems like it'd be fun.
Same as being a white guy. Ya know, having whatever you want when you want it.
Hedonism only goes so far. Satisfaction in something you've done is more fulfilling.
>>25203456
White men are still male which means they can't have whatever they want
Can anyone recommend me works of fiction in the style of r9k: Elsa Is Suffering? stuff a lonely loser NEET who wastes his nights reading fanfiction and browsing chinese cartoons imageboards can relate to? I don't care if the writing quality isn't great as long as it's original and interesting to read.
There's more pictures of this girl??
>>25203421
I haven't found any but I'm quite in love with her tbph and wish I could cuddle with her on this cold night
>>25203562
>Tfw she exists somewhere in the world right this very second, and she has no idea who you are
>21st birthday
>dad offers me a drink
>i say no thanks
>he says every man needs to take his first drink with his dad
>say no
>he won't leave me alone
>i say fine
>it tastes awful
>feel nauseous after
>keep drinking so my dad doesn't get mad at me
>spend the night vomiting in the bathroom
Happy birthday to me..
>>25203392
>had his first drink at 21
>>25203555
This. My dad gave my first beer when I was four.
>>25203555
>being a normie
pIs go
Hi ppl from r9k, i want to end my life, but I cant push myself over the edge to finish it, say some really cruel harsh shit so I can finish it, I'm sure 4chan won't let me down
You probably smell very nice and I would give you a hug if I could.
This is my ugly fuckface that should help you write some burns
my family member committed suicide.
i dont cry everyday about it but it fucked up my life. no note. no reason.
tell us why your so fucked up at least
BEHOLD, THE BETA UPRISING HAS BEGUN
BASED NIPS BTFO OF CHADS AND STACIES
http://www.japantoday.com/category/national/view/angry-single-men-stage-anti-christmas-rally-in-tokyo
>>25203300
The fuck? I think they just want to leave the house and feel like they have purpose. Who could blame them?
It's good to hear dissenting voices and differing opinions, but their cause is kinda extreme.
>>25203300
Hahaha, fuck yeah. I remember these guys.
They did one for valentines day last year as well.
>>25203300
The fedora, lol.
>Anti white women thread
The most spoiled, pampered and hypocritical group of all people.
my fave thing is white girls on tumblr getting rekt by actual people of colour when they yell to someone about 'cultural appropriation'
I'm sure there's a bunch of pics like those somewhere.
>>25203326
Oh yeah, I love these.
Also, when white women try to make their selfish feminism look like some sort of heroic anti-racism with always adding terms such as "trans*gender women of color, especially young trans*girls of color" and so on, and then get BTFO.
That sounds like an awesome, amazing idea. Do it.
Don't forget to wipe!
i just turned 18 a few seconds ago, hi everyone
>>25203267
Kill yourself faggot bitch ass nigger
>>25203279
dont be mean its my birthday
>>25203267
Hello fellow britbong, in addition to posting on 4chan legally, you can now also claim bennies.
>kiss qt girl
>hug qt girl
>feel the real sensation of love ignite my being
>wake up
>continue living degenerate, loveless, drug addicted NEET life funded by mummy.
>one hour later, wonder how I even bothered to worry about love
share your own romantic dreams and the devastation you felt when you awoke.
Also obligatory Morrissey track to go with this thread (highly relevant)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruQlP-RT15A
>>25203243
>tfw had 2 dreams in the past year of a girl loving me and both of us hugging and kissing
>tfw I felt so fucking good, everything was perfect and I felt so alive and happy
>tfw I can't remeber much of these dreams
>tfw 25 y/0 KV
I want to experience real true love at least once in my life, it must feel like heaven
>>25203357
it is heaven. Not to say that there isn't a price to pay, because bitches can be high maintenance. But i hope you get to experience it.
If you're completely happy with yourself as a person, it'll be a million times easier to find love. So work on improving yourself if that's what's needed.
>>25203243
I know that feel anon, had a similar dream last night
>be at indoor rock climbing/crossfire place
>not even into that shit but whatever
>meet Persian qt on rock wall
>hit it off immediately
>meet her again next day at same location
>she pulls me off behind a structure and proceed to make out
>this is it
>about to loose virginity.jpeg
>hearing weird noise
>qt disappears and I wake up to alarm going off
>realize I overslept
>1 hour late to place of wageslavery
>mfw worth every extra minute I spend staying late today
Will Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold be remembered centuries from now? Will people from the distant future look back in history and consider Columbine as a historic event?
Doubtful, it's already somewhat fading from public consciousness.
not large scale enough
people remember the holocaust and 9/11, not 30 people dying in a high school
they wanted to be remembered but they didn't do it big enough.
>>25203269
What are some historic massacres of that scale then, and how can someone reach that level in today's society?
>one chance at life, born 5'9
>>25203152
Lucky.
Try 5'3" you Aryan Superman
JUSTJUSTJUSTJUSTJUSTJUSTJUSTJUST
>>25203152
GODDAMN THAT"S A BIG BABY
