You ever just wanna go on a walk and beat the shit out of anyone who looks at you funny?
Yes but i'm just 5'9 and 150 pounds
Cannibal corpse... Great band and yeah... Alot Tbh
Although I never will
Damn my mom burned my CC shirt, fuck no mate
I loved this fucking shirt btw
>tfw you finally say "fuck it" and give up on bitches and embrace your virtual waifu
feels so fucking good, i dont even give a fuck anymore im happy as hell.
>>25202611
>tfw kissed my waifu in my dream once
>>25202611
>virtual waifu
just jump off the deep end and make a tulpa
then your waifu can be around when you aren't at a computer, also you get telepathy and feels
I been at it for 4 very fun years and no one knows about it, and I'm still sane.
>>25202611
>tfw January 15 is 3 weeks away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OH35U_FILc
>tfw because of feminism you're expected to be independent and strong but you're weak and needy and want a man
>tfw you're shamed for being disgrace to females
I'm not good at anything, why do I have to compete with men?
because blieve me there are men out there that feel exactly like you do. it's not because you're a female that you feel this way, it;s because you're human
you can't even be true to your own biology anymore, people won't allow it.
everyone wants everyone to be their ideal.
>tfw because of society you're expected to be independent and strong but you're weak and really want a woman to take care of you
>tfw you're shamed by everyone for being a disgrace to men
I'm not good at anything, why do I have to compete with women and man up?
In 5000bc, there were farmers with no more material goods than a house, clothing, and foods. They also had a loving partner.
7,000 years later and we are no happier than them
Dats powerful bro.
>>25202547
yet we live longer healthier and less worrysome lives then they did
so overall, we progressed
>>25202916
>less worrysome
no
Why don't you have a cool mustache yet?
It's growing back in, every few years I go crazy and shave it all because I forget I have weird thin lips as one of my many terrible features
A Jake Beard is the best
BECAUSE I'M BLONDE YOU DICK
I don't want a lot for christmas
There is just one thing I need
I just want to see a qt, underneath the christmas tree
I just want one for my own
>not tall enough?
>still living at home?
>no viable prospects within your vicinity?
Why don't you have a gf?
5'7 manlet, I'm also pretty fucking ugly
I'll probably be single my whole life. I've accepted this.
>5'8 manlet,
>very ugly face
>deep laugh lines, deep tear valleys, bags under eyes, dead eyes, round chubby face even though i work out
I don't really care anymore though, I just wait for the day my time ends. Soon.
basically, it comes down to giving up and settling for a gf that i don't like/i am not attracted to.
or getting run around the park by a qt who gets off on friendzoning guys that like her.
so lately i just chill at home and conserve my energy and time.
Everyone makes fun of Asians saying we have small penises. People always ask me if I have a small dick because I'm Asian, and it pisses me off because I actually do. Some examples of this are: one time in high school, this Mexican guy asked me if it was true Asian guys have small dicks while I was talking with some Asian girls. They pretty much started laughing, like wtf. It is so annoying having people make fun of me and I really have no idea what to do. Even my supposed friends joke around about the stereotype. Some girl even wrote on my arm once saying I had a small...
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It's all a meme! a few inches barely makes a difference in practise. They're laughing with you, not at you.
I have an Asian friend and his solution is to joke about being half black, e.g being black from the waist down. Everyone knows it's a joke but he always talks about it seriously and with a smile on his face and it works well to deflect the conversation and get it going in his favour.
Don't take it too hard, dan at least you got a girl writing on your arm.
>Tfw when you're black and have a 4 inch dick
>Tfw everyone expects you to have a horse dick
>>25202600
It's not like a girl will stop you fucking her once you're in bed together
how did you end up an anxious virgin wreck?
>chronic constipation through childhood and early teens
>made me stink
>nobody liked me because of it
>people talking behind my back
I'm better now, but I never learned how to socialise, and it has ruined me forever.
You'll get used to it, just practice
I got raped by the lady next doors boyfriend when I was 12. My mom didn't want me sitting home by myself after school so she sent me over to our neighbors who turned out to be gigantic perverts. the lady next door would always try to calm me down to in some sick and twisted "good cop, bad cop" way just before the dude would have his way with me. Needless to say I have trust issues.
I'd socialise but it's so fucking fake and any questions about me as a person are cringe inducing as I try to dodge around how I'm a NEET loser who spends all day on imageboards.
hello, /r9k/
what is the most reliable way to induce at least 5 sustained minutes of unconsciousness
>>25202330
Try some of this.
Go the fuck to sleep, moron
>>25202372
i'll see your good idea and raise you 23%
Runescape nostalgia thread
>>25202305
f-fug
>Sophomore year
>Winterbreak
>Spent locked inside room, wrapped up in blankets playing 2009 Christmas event
If I had the chance I'd do it all again. Comfiest time of my life. Logged in recently, don't have my swank ass ghost of christmas future robes anymore.
Fuck the haters, Old Runescape is one of the best games.
Banned from /mu/ but this board may be able to help
What's some essential stay-at-home-feeling-bad-about-yourself-core?
radiohead, probably
>>25202266
nirvana
beach boys - pet sounds
white stripes - get behind me satan
>>25202266
The Wall
Alive in Chains - Dirt
Lost Highway soundtrack
>finally get gf
>mom begins acting all bitchy towards me
what does this mean?
>>25202200
She doesn't like the competition.
She wants your wee wee.
>>25202200
lol why do black people smile like this?
>>25202267
>sees one black person do something in a meme
>"Why do ALL black people do this one thing I just saw in a meme?"
>go to job interview
>everything going well
>suddenly he asks "why do you want this job?"
>panic internally and start sweating bullets
>just decide to be honest and say "I just want some money man."
>he gives me "are you serious?" looks and says he thinks we're done
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>>25202096
what job was it?
maybe he appreciated your honesty
or maybe everyone else was just fucking incompetent
>>25202096
what anime is this? I keep seeing pictured of it posted on here.
Is it true that someone legally has access to your home as long as they have the key?
As in, they're free to sleep over, eat your food, and use your facilities and you can't call the police on them to make them leave?
LOL, no.
You're thinking of vampires. If you invite them in once, they came come in anytime.
>>25202092
You're dumb
But on another note I pulled this bad boy the other day and plan on making a badass commander deck around him
>>25202241
>7 mana
>no immediate board impact
>no protection from removal
Literally shit tier commander.
BEST case is he somehow lives for a turn and you
>boundless realms
The next turn, which somehow doesn't get countered. Then you wait ANOTHER turn before you can attack and win.