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Why does it seem like all girls prefer the dark hair/light eyes combo? Where is all the love for blonde hair guys?
We live in a post-holocaust world, where Jews have convinced Western society that blonde men are ugly, evil, and less of a "real man".
>>25203137
Average dark haired male.
>>25203196
Average blonde "man".
Have you ever worried that people were able to read your mind?
I can read minds, I can read my own mind. U jelly?
>>25203011
Literally all the time at work
Sometimes in the street I walk past people thinking "I'm going to fucking rape you, you cunt" just to deter them in case they can read my mind.
>Just throw up while I hold your hair back
>Your white friend said "you niggas crazy" - I hope no one heard that
>I hope no one heard that
>Cause if they did we gonna be in some trouble
What did he mean by this?
1. groups of niggers at the club will overhear and pick a fight
2. media stalkers will say drakes buds are racists
rapgenius.com
> also listening to Chad that raps about money and how many women he fucked
>>25203029
>I think I'm addicted to naked pictures and sitting talking bout bitches that we almost had
>I don't think I'm conscious of making monsters out of the women I sponsor till it all goes bad
He sounds like a typical r9k poster to me
What are you gonna offer yourself this year pham?
>>25202957
>getting yourself skin cancer
>Entering the year with no credit owned (success)
>Entering the year with money in my savings (success)
Already brought people gifts and have cash to spare. So it's looking pretty good.
>>25203005
skin c-cancer, what do you mean?
Has /r9k/ ever gotten revenge before?
What's your story?
How brutal was it?
No because life does it already too well, way better than me
>Put a friend up for nearly a year
>She never says thank you
>Discovers I have hobbies she doesn't share (MTG, football)
>For some reason decides to not say hello anymore
>Decides not to talk to me anymore
>Starts badmouthing me for some reason
>Kick her out
>A few months later she fails her exams
k
Sure.
>tfw ex who cheated on me randomly comes back in my life, asking me to help her pass semester at the last minute
>her GPA went from 2.0 one semester to 3.8 when we were dating (I literally did the work for her)
>we fucked, I took her shopping, out to eat, and she cheated, so I left. Her GPA then went down to 1.9
>now she failed another semester and let me know, as if I should care
Revenge on a cheater is great. I didn't even have to actively do anything, just withhold the money, expensive dates, hours spent on the phone, times I skipped work to tend to her, moments doing her work, while balancing mine. Feels just(ice).
>>25203150
>sending memes and 9gag pictures to people, especially girls
>thinking this makes you alpha
She will inevitably become happier than you in the long run anyway, dumbass. And you know it.
>tornado warning sirens going off outside
This is it guys
m-merry christmas anon ;_;
have you been nice this year to get a special gift just for you?
![Screenshot from [CReep] Yuru Yuri San Hai! - 01 [1080p].mkv - 47.png](https://i.imgur.com/b5s6g0k.jpg "Screenshot from [CReep] Yuru Yuri San Hai! - 01 [1080p].mkv - 47")
>my head hurts
it was nice knowing you guys.
Thats what you get for living in corn fields
Ask a guy who just lost his virginity (to a female) anything.
>>25202909
How much did it cost
>>25202918
she did itfor free
no questions?
Robotfags
Take 2C-B. It makes you feelEuphoricand gives you trippy visuals. I tried it at the end of the summer and loved it. I'm sure you will too.
>>25202887
2C-B is diluted LSD for kiddies who can't handle a mindtrip. Sure it's got the pretty colours of acid and even a fuzzy body feeling, but it lacks the life changing power of acid.
opinions of 1p-lsd? compared to the real thing? i took it and it was very nice, easy to acquire as well
>>25204392
>>25204480
Acid is a meme drug. Taken high doses, low doses, it doesn't fucking matter. I still want to kill myself just as much. At the most I'll feel OK for a day or two following the trip, then I'll realize it's all fucking nonsense I thought of while tripping and has no meaning.
If I want to be completely mindfucked for 12 hours, I'll just bang my head on the wall.
Any other pornography enthusiasts here?
Post your favorite websites streaming/downlaod and share some of your favorite vids!
Ive got about 600 gigs pretty well organized, I even customized the folders so the icons are pictures of the category
I really enjoy Jennastube for low definition streaming
and I download most of my shit from
PornW for direct downloads
TPB
pornbay, i never seed so I just wait till they ban me and make another account
Ill dump my favorites till we get started
http://www.drtuber.com/video/2155231/mom-lets-son-lift-her-and-grind-her-hot-ass-until-he-cums
Acting is wicked shit, but its still pretty hot
m-less mostly, also can I get sauce to this pic?
>>25202884
inb4 that square that calls everyone degenerate
What is the end game for society progressively becoming less genuine, more contrived and completely soulless?
Play along with the other puppets before you get diagnosed with autism or depression.
All out nuclear war
>>25202882
Complete destruction. D'uh!
>be me
>21
>KV, no handholding, no hugs, never fucking touched girls
>Highly sexual, literally think of women as nothing but things to fuck
>Accidently find a single mother somewhere out of pure fucking luck, she is probably a 6/10 and fucked multiple people obviously but I don't care she is interested and I want to fuck and kiss already god fucking damn it
>literally the only woman on a non friendly or childhood friendly basis I know
>Long story short we kissed, fucked and held hands multiple times
>tfw she told me she fucked so many people and I am one of the best ever
>She didn't know I was a KV virgin
>broke up with her soon after because fuck it I'm not gonna do shit with a mother, 6/10 and slut permanently
>suddenly confident as fuck, not awkward around women anymore
>Went to several dates with girls I met on the german equivelant of tinder but more used for dating than sex
>3 months after losing my virginity I kissed multiple girls, fucked them and am currently seeing 3 of them all of which think they are my one and only
Holy fuck it really is easy. I'm a 6/10 at best but if you actually go out and do something with them and just initiate the fucking kiss, act natural around them and banter with them you can make it. Robots, you can make it!
Pic related one of the girls I fucked.
Also
>tfw I now have a cheating fetisch and three time them all and will continue doing so because they are all filthy sluts
>Tfw when I find a girl that is girlfriend material I will keep her and only her without her ever knowing I do shit like that
She had those tits
>>25202877
>she told me she fucked so many people and I am one of the best ever
that's what she told all of them
>"long story short"
>skipped the most important part
Who else here mischiefs?
>be me
>highly functioning autist
>appear to be a normie
>score 9/10 qt 3.14 w/ rich family (net worth >30 million GDP) last March
>xmas dinner was last night at super fancy restaurant ($300 usd/plate) w/ her family
>MFW when I order very well done Wagyu Filet Mignon
>MFW when I return it to be cooked "more done" and ask for A1 and Ketchup
>Call black sounding people Niggers in online games
>I'm black
>>25202915
>Be White
>Hate all blacks and think they are all niggers
>Treat them with dignity and respect
>Act like a SJW Black Activist in real life
>convince other people on /r9k/ who are suicidal not to do it
>convinced I'm doing them a service by telling them to hang on to life and think I'm doing god's work
>attempted suicide for the third time tonight using a guitar chord and a high cupboard
>cupboard door broke, and im left with a nasty bruise for christmas
Why haven't you admitted defeat chang? It's over buddy, you have lost compete control of your women at least in the west. They have abandoned you for white guys. I'm sorry for you, but you can't blame white guys for wanting to get their dicks sucked. My advice would be to go back to your home country where your women stay hidden from white cock.
The west was never for you chang. You will always be considered asian first, american/canadian/european/australian second. It was over before it even started buddy boy.
>>25202835
ok i lost. take care of her
WM/AF couples always look like the guy is a beta who couldn't get a white woman. Just some dude with yellow fever and his asian pet on his side.
>>25202906
i don't know if he can or can't get a white woman, but he's handsome.
he could style his hair better
Indian guy here, can you white devils please stop corrupting our stupid, naive, innocent women? You already have your roastie white whores, why do you have to ruin it for everyone else?
I hear casual dating is now becoming a thing even in India. Western c.uck culture is spreading like wildfire and soon the entire world will be engulfed with roastie whores and traditional eastern culture will die. I wish Hitler was still around.
>>25202862
>>25202831
poo in loo lol
White girl here
I'm too busy corrupting you Indian guys to give a shit. Sorry mate. Gonna have some qt brown boy kneeling at my feet and calling me Mistress.
/R9K/: STATUS HAS BEEN BLOWING THE FUCK OUT'D
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>>25202792
Reminds me of that cartoon about political cartoons and how they're always so one sided and presumptuous.
>>25202792
Now post the one where the guy rips out her eyes
>>25202792
you're missing an important part of that, anon
