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>Send a nice, kind of flirty message to a girl I matched with on tinder who I knew in high school
>five minutes later, she unmatches me
Why do I even use this app? It only makes me feel worse about myself.
most good looking girls are picky on tinder and won't even bother matching with you. Some, however, just spam like to see how many matches they can get, then delete the uglies
>>25199922
Yeah, or if they know someone they swipe right to see if they'll match out of curiosity, and if they do they'll delete the poor fucker.
Why do non-chads even bother with Tinder?
>meet a grill on tinder
>she's fun as fuck to talk to
>seems to actually give a shit and reciprocate interest
>eventually find out she's had shitload of bfs and fucks a lot when drunk
>realize that I don't have much of a choice anyway so just keep going and try to forget about that
>"anon how tall are you"
>answer
>"oh I'm taller"
And then the whole thing goes to shit. It happened literally 7 times in a row now. Jesus christ there's nothing worse than being a manlet.
how tall are you man?
>>25199904
177cm. I don't know how much is it in american, but it's below 6 feet.
haha le manlet meme love that one
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPAN
THEM BOYS UP TO SOMETHlN WOO
CHENEL NUMBER NINE
CHENEL NUMBER FIE
WELL YOU GOTTEM BOTH
Now watch me peep
Now watch me may may
You know what time it is
HALLOWEEN
TALlBAN
TALIBANimgonshootchuyuh
Why don't we get a faces of /r9k/ thread going on?
Fuck showing my face ever again on here. You losers ruined my life even further.
Sup family
Okay so this is me
im a girl. i dont find justin beibers cock amazing like the other girls do.
it's pretty small, at least smaller than the cock that he was dangling on the balcony a few weeks ago.
i did not get wet seeing this shit. looks like a damn pencil on a pussyboy
>>25199806
That image looks fake as fuck.
Look at where the cross is positioned on the chest in each photo.
>>25199890
This. The bottom of the cross is in line with his nipples in the real pic. Also, look how close the top of it is to the roman numerals compared to the three or four inches in the shower pic.
>>25199890
good point. also justin's nipples are lower.
If you do not own handguns and rifles then you are a normie and should be banned from posting to r9k.
Normies stand around talking about how guns are bad. If you do not own any guns then you should immediately stop posting and leave forever you fucking noguns unarmed normie.
>>25199699
I agree 100%
Permaban all anti-gunners and nogunz
Guns are only good for beta uprisings and defending home from kebab.
>>25199699
>he can afford guns
Sure smells like normie here
Id have one if i could buy one.
r9k, what you think of my Christmas fit? Will I get the girl?
ugh.....looking.....ugh.....alpha, senpai.
>>25199531
Ewwwwwwww! comeon anon you can do better
Lesbian right?
>tfw taking zinc
Holy shit, why didn't I start this earlier? I've never been more horny in my life.
>tfw placebo
>>25199527
lol i might have to try that
>>zinc supps
>>boners anytime you want
>>500ml ejaculate loads starting
Why do normalfags even think they can compete?
Enjoy your four day weekend, wagecuck.
wagecucks will never have the neet experience of 365 days of freedom
I'm off work until the 4th, mate. Have a nice holiday.
What amazes me is that your average NEET, and I'm not talking about this low-quality bait, fails to realize the freeing prospects of work, creating things out of sheer knowledge and time, and helping the society to prosper.
who /spiritual/ here?
What age did you convert?
What are your main beliefs?
How was it changed you as a person?
What do you think the meaning of life is?
>tfw spiritual people are the most intelligent people on earth
>>25199486
>What age did you convert?
I started believing when I was 14, I think
>What are your main beliefs?
I'm a protestant with anglican tendency, which sucks because there are no anglican churches here
>How was it changed you as a person?
I don't think it has that much really. I huess I do not need people's validation anymore
>What do you think the meaning of life is?
Crafting art that you enjoy yourself and sharing it with others. And also fighting fedoraism on the internet.
>Tfw spiritual people are some of the stupidest people I've ever met.
>Tfw they are all a bunch of wannabe hippies who think they are intellectuals
>Tfw they try to apply science they don't understand to their weird gay spirituality
>>25199486
>tfw use to be religious as a teenager
>tfw never even considered fucking PTP since it would be out of wedlock
fuck religion
Hey guys, today I'll be showing you how to do the perfect "e-yeeey".
What is e-yeeey?
The term "e-yeeey" has been developed to be the antithesis of REE. This means that rather than saying it when something displeases you or sets off any neurological disorders you may have, e-yeeey is used when something pleases you.
For example:
Interracial relationships are wrong.
e-yeeey.
Now that we've defined e-yeeey, let's see how to create a perfect one.
First, you'll need to establish a resonance in your voice. Try doing this exercise below:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NXoK3YqCdG
You should keep this in mind when you're making your e-yeeey. Without the resonating base your e-yeeey will not sound as good. Next is the tone.
Here is my e-yeeey without the resonating base. Please be weary of the volume:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qyw8HfFeUm
Can you see how shrill and unappealing this e-yeey is? I won't be using this one anytime soon!
The trick here is to combine resonance and tone together to create the perfect pitch for your e-yeeey.
Tempo is also important. Perfect e-yeeys stretch out in the middle to extenuate the resonance in your voice. Here is a recording of me humming the perfect tempo for an e-yeey:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02KjqUWy5I7
Finally, putting together all the knowledge we have learned today we can make that perfect e-yeeey! Sit up straight, breath deeply a few times and say an e-yeeey keeping in mind the resonance, pitch and tempo. It should sound a bit like this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DTKBgbLkiu
Thank you for reading this guide. Feel free to post your results below for review.
>>25199450
Not a very good meme. Sorry, friend.
E-yeeeey my family
>>25199450
reee is a sound a frog makes.
what fucking frog makes an e-yeey sound?
alteast understand the memes before trying to make one you fucking retard
ITT: People you instantly judge, look down upon, feel you are superior to, etc. I will begin.
.
>Anybody who dresses with "swag" instead of class
>Anybody who did not finish High School.
>Anybody who did not get honor grades in High School.
>Anybody who did not take a Psychology class in High School.
>Anybody who did not go to University for at least four years.
>Anybody who works a minimum wage job.
>Anybody who does not make at least $60 an hour.
>Anybody with religious beliefs.
>Anybody with racist or homophobic beliefs.
>Anybody who uses racist or homophobic slurs.
>Anybody who expects handouts other than University scholarships earned by consistently getting superior grades.
>Anybody who receives government welfare or food stamps.
>Anybody who has children before the age of 25.
>Anybody that has children with multiple partners.
>Anybody who has sex before the age of 18.
>Anybody who uses illegal drugs for any purpose whatsoever.
>Anybody who uses any type of drug (including marijuana) for recreational purposes.
>Anybody who drinks alcohol.
>Anybody with an IQ below 170.
>Anybody that becomes engulfed in rage when judged yet is a lowlife, deadbeat, minimum wage worker that has done absolutely nothing to correct their life.
.
>pic related, wagies
OPis a faggot I despise and look down
Congrats, I think you've pretty much alienated over 90% of earth, LOL. That makes me look down on you.
I look down on people who think they are better than others because of superficial reasons
I'm thinking of asking a girl out /r9k/
We all know I'll get turned down. Please talk me out of it before I kill my ego even more.
>>25199422
It's easier every time, each time you will be smoother. Play it off when you're rejected so that it's not memorable enough for her to assassinate your character.
Never use the word date unless you can be coy and charming about it, you're just asking to get coffee or libations. Buy the coffee she wants.
I have advanced techniques, but I'm not sure you're ready.
>>25199422
Don't be stupid, ask her out but be casual about it
DONT ASK OP
YOU WILL JUST BE TURNED DOWN AND IT WILL CRUSH YOU
SHE IS GOING TO SAY NO
JUST STAY HOME AND CHILL ON /R9K/ WITH US MEIN
>tfw hit the gym so hard today both my arms are numb and can't lift them above waist level and just finished eating a delicious lunch
Who else /getting fit/ here
I want to start lifting but the free weight section of my gym is always full as fuck when I'm there, so I've gotta go a few times in the morning before work to get the lay of the land so to speak since I'm too beta to figure it out with all the bros there
>>25199442
well why dont you stop being a fucking poorfag and try using the weights that actually cost something. of course the free weight area will be full
>>25199414
Nobody, instead everyone on this boards being a fat blob in their parents basements
>my waifu is Rei
>>25199357
>implying she is not best girl
>>25199503
>implying girl
>>25199503
>>25199519
Shut the fuck hell up bitch kids l'm trying to anatomiate the captcha particles
