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yawwwwwwwwwnnnnn. Oh, hey there neet normies. I didn't see you there. I'm running late for getting back to work after lunch and I'm miserable.
That's why I'm here on r9k, that's why I'm a robot. Because I'm miserable.
How's your facebook account going, NEETnormie? Busy sharing posts about your hobbies and good feelings?
I'm surprised you're even here to read this. After all, you're happy and have tons of free time and hobbies. Which means you're a normalcuck and you don't belong here.
After work, because I'm a miserable robot and you aren't, you normie, I'll be back here.
Another day on r9k, another time you do not fit in here and are not welcome here, NEETnormie. Go be happy elsewhere because robots aren't happy.
these threads are shit and so are you
my coworkers called me a robot yesterday
guess I cant hide my powerlevel like those neet normies
>>25197312
if you're mad, normie, you can probably rant about it to your thousands of facebook normalcuck friends, normalcuck
>tfw raped my drunk passed out sister and came inside her
She won't get pregnant right?
nah you're good to go bro
>>25197218
Nope, you're scot-free senpai. The genes in your dna are too close.
pregnancy is just a meme, you'll be a-ok broski familiam
Growing up, did you betas really believe you would find that one girl who will love you just for being yourself?
>>25197179
I did, doesn't mean I love her though
you can blame the Entertainment Jew for that delusion
>>25197280
she doesn't thou
>Americans are drinking themselves to death at record rates
>Alcohol is killing Americans at a rate not seen in at least 35 years, according to new federal data. Last year, more than 30,700 Americans died from alcohol-induced causes, including alcohol poisoning and cirrhosis, which is primarily caused by alcohol use.
>In 2014, there were 9.6 deaths from these alcohol-induced causes per 100,000 people, an increase of 37 percent since 2002.
Suicide amongst white men skyrocketing
Death due to heroin and hard drugs skyrocketing
Middle class disappearing
Witch hunt SJW culture
Everythings going down the toilet
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/12/22/americans-are-drinking-themselves-to-death-at-record-rates/?tid=sm_tw
we already know senpai, we've known for a while
let it fucking burn
Doesn't surprise me. I think it's also normies who are drinking themselves to death too though, not just lonely robot types. Every weekend normies gather en masse to binge drink at bars and parties. I don't think they did this as much even 20 years ago.
So I asked my sister to help me get a gf/get laid and so far she did nothing to help me at all. Nothing to get me to meet people.
Should I cut all ties with her? I'm very tempted to do so.
By the way, I also asked her advices and all she could tell me was "jus b urself" or "u gotta get out". No kidding. Braindead normie slut.
It's amazing how normies just tell you stuff but they don't do it to actually help you, but just to feel better about themselves. Not one of them, not even your relatives, are willing to understand you and why you fail to function in society like they do. Unbelievable.
>>25197096
>Kirino pic
You already know what I'm going to recommend.
you're the slut OP
>>25197096
You have to be a normie to get laid. You know that. Your sister knows that. So you have no reason to ask for help. Deal with it.
>want to watch star wars
>go to theater
>"one ticket please"
>the clerk is perplexed
>"just one?"
>"yes please"
>"I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to ask the manager"
>clerk goes into a room behind the counter and comes back 5 mins later
>"I'm sorry sir, I can't sell you one ticket. We're expecting a full house tonight and there are only 4 seats left in that row. If I sell you that ticket a larger group might have to split up"
>ask her if I can buy two tickets instead
>"let me check with the manager"
>she comes back and says yes
>mfw I had to pay double just because I have no friends
and then the showers were busy and the steak was overcooked and Han Solo died
>>25197093
I worked at a movie theater and seats are on a first come first serve basis.
While that may be different where you live, I'm kinda calling bullshit to be completely honest.
>>25197093
Sucks, bro. I've been cucked by the no-singles policy at my local theatre more than once.
who /skinnyfat/ here?
original commentu
>>25196965
Me
Skinny arms, legs,
Fat belly, ass, neck
And baby dick.
Me. Fembot here.
I've got a little skinnyfat going. I'm starting to diet and meet my target calorie from now on so hopefully I thin out a bit.
>turning 39 tomorrow
>still a virgin
I don't know what to feel.
>>25196945
Damn. How did you fuck up so badly?
Isaac Newton was a first degree wizard. A woman would have stolen his power levels.
>>25196945
>almost lvl 40
Come on anon your close
>tfw going to my first party
P A N I C
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>>25196886
How did you get invited? Tell us all about it
>>25196886
this board is for 18+ OP
>>25196961
>implying I'm not 22 and in uni
>>25196949
I met a normie while I was in the lunch line. He commented on my star wars tshirt and then we sat down together and started talking. Then he invited me to a party and said we can get to know each other more there.
post robot celebrities
I think he browses here.
>>25196923
isn't he dating a tranny
makes sense
Dance Gavin Dance
Does anybody else feel like the only difference between you and the "normies" is that you're not capable of deluding yourself into thinking you're something you're not?
I find that the number one defining characteristic of the Chad types I know is an ability to ignore all of their own flaws and pretend none of their failures ever happened, and that gives them the charisma and confidence they need to be successful in dating and work.
Meanwhile, I'm aware of my own flaws and the things I've failed at and learned lessons from, and so I don't volunteer myself for jobs I know I'm not qualified for, and don't go after women because I know all of the reasons they'd say no.
>>25196794
Sounds a lot like SJW's
>implying SJW's aren't all Normies
>they are
>>25196849
SJWs are just normies who are desperate to feel special and different.
>>25196794
>The Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which relatively unskilled individuals suffer from illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their ability to be much higher than it really is. Dunning and Kruger attributed this bias to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their own ineptitude and evaluate their own ability accurately. Their research also suggests corollaries: highly skilled individuals may underestimate their relative competence, they may erroneously assume that tasks which are easy for them are also easy for others, and they may incorrectly suppose that their competence in a particular field extends to other fields in which they are less competent.[1] The bias was first experimentally observed by David Dunning and Justin Kruger of Cornell University in 1999.
>halfway through typing out a lengthy reply
>realize nobody cares
>delete and close the tab
Anybody know this feel?
It's very disheartening.
I was going to go into detail how I can relate, but fuck it. Nobody cares.
>>25196730
iktfftbhwy
Holy fuck yes.
Original comment you robot whore
westerners are a bunch of shallow fucks but it interests me regardless.
how does it feel knowing that no matter how much you work out you can't fix your ugly ass face?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z31fzkpRiA
Nice. I was going to start working out next year but seems like I don't need to.
I thought this was self-evident really
working out is still worthwhile for the health benefits, and doubly so for people who already have attractive faces but are held back by being too fat or skinny, but it's not going to un-deform your face
Logan Paul isn't even funny, he's just tall, buff and pretty, so he's a popular Internet personality.
>go to psychologist
>she doesn't understand your social anxiety at all and makes weird faces at your comments about not liking talking to people
Why even bother..
>>25196621
You shouldn't bother. People like us (that is, real robots) don't belong in this society and never will.
bevause psychologists are all fucking normie scum
You think that's bad? I'm seeing a DOCTOR, a person whose entire purpose is to hand out drugs to people, and she refuses to give me ANYTHING and told me to just go outside more.
>"Oh anon, your here! Merry Christmas! Im so glad you can meet my family this year!"
>>25196561
This is the most make-up in one place I've ever seen, and I've seen a clown bukkake. Uncanny valley shit
That horse faced white bitch looks exactly like Caitlyn jenner
>>25196561
Girls like this couldn't do any one of those tasks properly, desu.
