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>tfw your GF is giving you a BJ and you hold down her head and nut down her throat
Does this mean a piece of my genetic code is in her forever?
More like for about 10 minutes until digestion breaks it down entirely
>>25192995
you have to have a cum inside her vagina for this to occur
>>25192995
>>25193014
>>25193305
Jesus... Guys...
What the hell?
ITT post pathetic threads
here's a good one
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>screenshot of first page of r9k
>>25192950
Hi, my name is bloxxy
Dubs decides if I plan on going to psych ward or killing myself on Christmas
So which one, anon?
Kill self after killing someone else
psych ward.
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Who cums on their body and let's it dry afterwards?
chimpanzees
>>25192906
Yep.
>Fap
>Ejaculate on stomach
>pull up pants and sleep
damn nigga that's nasty, sure hope you don't go out in public like that
Would you date a girl that was interested in you but had previously dated at least one of your close friends?
I don't think I could love a non virgin, so in a word no
Bros before hoes. Im not making a good friendship awkward just so i can get my pee pee touched.
>>25192848
Did they fuck?
What is he up to now?
>>25192780
>It's
Contraction of 'it' and 'is'
>getting
possibly means acquiring or becoming.
>cold
Low temperature, or more scientifically a lack of energy present in the atmosphere
>Isn't
contraction of 'is' and 'not', used in a more modern tone of language compared to the proper "is it not"
>It
the subject at hand, most likely referring to the temperature
I'm not sure I understand. Help?
I've been thinking about it.
It might just be sarcasm
>browsing /r9k/
>somebody links a /soc/ thread
>start browsing /soc/
>notice a post in a Skype thread from a 23 year old fem
>seems cool, share some interests with her, browse the same boards, live in same region
>add her on Skype
>begin talking
>pretty cool, we get along well enough
>robot kicks in, could she be "her?"
>start dropping hints
>"i have a fiance"
>fug.jpg
>keep talking to her because she's kind of interesting and funny
>voice chat a few times
>she's just as redpilled as I am
>hates nigs, muzzies, jews, etc.
>supports god emperor trump
>we share our prejudices with one another
>she tells me about her fiance
>sounds like a fucking cuck, co-dependent on her
>oh well, she's still good company
>she gets in some kind of fight with her fiance
>talks to me about it
>try to console her
>she removes me off skype and battle.net
>fug
>she re-adds me, apologizes
>we cool
>can't tell if I have feelings or not for strange internet girl with fiance that I will most likely never meet
tfw no vidya playing, sport watching, meme posting, /pol/ and /r9k/ browsing, trump supporting, cross country running, red haired, 165 lb 5'8" thick caucasian qt gf
who else /futile/ here?
>>25192764
I think you are retarded.
>>25192764
break off all contact with her
its a fruitless relationship op
>>25192764
Notice me sempai<3
>Home for christmas
>Used to living by myself doing whatever I want
>In room browsing 4chan
>End up looking at some gangbang hentai thread
>Turn around to my sister saying "oh my fucking god" in the doorway
>Completely forgot my door was wide open
Now she wants me to buy a fucking iphone 6s for her or she's going to bring it up on christmas dinner. She even took pictures of my phone with all my loli and shit in search history. Jokes on her though my parents lost hope for me years ago.
just bring up her secret black boyfriend before she rats on you
>>25192732
This guy's art is so good, too bad I'm not into rape and bondage stuff.
I'm not even sure if you can call what she's wearing "panties," but they're fucking hot.
Say to her that she's going to get a nice big dose of chloroform this Christmas.
>tfw I'll never look like this
I've been on hormones for 10 months and I don't look even half as cute as her. I'm on the verge of tears. I look like some weird androgynous hybrid. If I got Facial feminization surgery I'd probably have a chance but can't afford it. please get better life. please?
How about kill yourself then hope you reincarnate as a female
>>25192710
I hope things get better for you soon, OP.
No gender ---> female ----> hermaphrodite ---> androgynous ------> male -----> ?
You can only go back one, OP. That's why mtf kill themselves at 30 and ftm look authentic longer.
>rejected an offer from a 7/10 qt 3.14 who wanted to go out with me
Did i do the right thing robots?
I felt i honestly didn't have anything of value to offer in the relationship unlike just-be-yourself-bungee-jumping Chad.
>>25192591
She would have cheated on you. You made the only logical decision.
>>25192591
In my opinion you made the wrong decision. If you're too focused on your career right now get involved with someone then maybe it was a good idea, but I'm guessing that's not your current situation.
>>25192591
You did the right thing.
The succubi shall not taint you.
How do other robots clean up the mess after a fapping session?
Me
>contain product in palms
>run to the bathroom and drop it in toilet
>clean hands and between fingers with some toilet paper
>finally clean with water so almost nothing sticks in the sink
I ejaculate directly into the toilet.
>>25192532
Ejaculate on self then just leave it there and sleep
>Come all over my stomach
>roll over and go to bed
Mr. Normie, welcome back. We've missed you. You like what I've done with the place?
I'm sorry I took the red pill. I want back in. Please.
>>25192514
It ends tonight NEETs.
>>25192514
i pay my taxes and i even take out my old lady neighbor's garbage. plz no bully
Funny thing is, r9k talks all the time about how they want a pure virgin girl and how they hate sluts who have lots of casual sex...
But lets be honest. If you had frequent opportunities to have sex, would you simply decline? Beautiful girls wanting to have fun with you for some time and no more. Would you say no to that?
If so, why do you judge people who do it?
>>25192500
Because they're all bitter fucktards that would jizz if a woman sneezed on them but god forbig she fuck a few dudes. It reminds them of how inadequate they are so its easier just to scream "REEEEEEEEE! ROASTIE!".
No one here hates sluts. They just don't trust them.
What they really hate are the sluts who want a high five because they are sluts. Like it's something to be proud of.
This is r9k. Do you really expect logic?
>want to lose weight
>but delicious food is the only bit of happiness in my life
What do
>>25192499
Deal with it nerd. I just wanted to look sick more than I wanted to eat.
>>25192499
If you dont want to be a fatfuck then just eat like pic related. Heatlhy food in moderation can be good and slowly you'll still drop those pounds. Replace little shit: whole wheat bread for white and no fucking soda EVER.
>>25192527
>no fucking soda EVER
Not even diet?
Which one of you weebs did this
Implying snoop doge dont like lolis
>>25192490
Apparently he hangs around on reddit alot. No doubt, he's a full normie, but he's pushing it. He should at least understand degenerate and weeb culture.
Snoop Dogg based as fuck.
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