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>>25187999
Very very nice trips, very nice photo, nice material, average eyes, below-average personality.
Mine.
Didn't try a condescending look, really. Just a random self-shot.
kann nicht aufwachen
>>25187999
I barely post anything about myself, so why not? Mine are hazel.
What do girls do at slumber parties?
Talk about Chad.
Insult other girls behind their backs.
Watch movies.
>>25187836
get naked and suck each other
>>25187989
>suck each other
You mean like this?
HELLO RNINEKAY
IT IS ME AGAIN THE MAGIC GF FAIRY OF MAGIC HERE 2 GRANT U UR WISH OOF A GF AGAIN
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS POST HERE IN THIS THREAD AND I WILL MAKE MY MAGIC HAPPEN AND BRING YOU ONE FREE GF FOR CHRISMAS
THIS IS A LIMIDED TIME OFFER SO PLZ HURRY QUICK TO GET UR GF NOW
pls note those that doi not post will have their will i will sneak into ur house at night and chop off your doodle.
>>25187832
pls magical fairy bring me a qt3.14 for Christmas
>>25187832
Shoo shoo pot roast
I have nothing to lose..
My gf will have all the psychedelic drugs she could wish for, I'm sure we will be together for a long time
Hello, /r9k/, getting late again so I'm going to share with you a new Rosey mommy story I just finished.
>it is a snowy night somewhere between Thanksgiving and New Year's Eve, the time of the year where everything is right in a child's eyes
>Rosey mommy is playing Jedi Knight: Jedi Outcast on the computer while I sit on the floor next to her watching
>we laugh at how outrageous the deaths are when you have the realistic combat cheat on
>I...
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>"And you fell for my plot like a regular sucker."
>mommy pulls her hand out from behind her back, holding a toy light saber
>she whips it, sending a red blade flying out, while saying, "bzzzz"
>pewpew, I shoot my gun at mommy, but she twirls her lightsaber and deflects my shots, "bzz, bzz" she says
>I drop the gun and clamber to the couch, stick my hand underneath and pull out my light saber,...
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>>25187806
your backi come to r9k for this reason
>>25187827
Kek, I'm glad I amuse you anon, I remember you.
Thanks for reading.
Joseph Goebbels was 5'5 and one of the most powerful men in Nazi Germany. Hitler even named him chancellor before his suicide. Whats your excuse?
>>25187791
im not in nazi germany or 5'5
im pretty fucking powerful, you don't know who i am.
Joseph Goebbels' goals in life had little to do with his height
>how old are you
>what job do you have
>what do you do at said job
>do you plan on keeping this job
>do you feel any happiness at this job or are you just working so you dont end up homeless?
>>25187762
28
Lab Technologist
Make pretty little slides out of tissue specimens
Until they fire me for not being sociable
The latter.
>21
>entry level worker at Costco making 11.50 an hour
>push karts, assist the cashier by placing items into the kart for the wealthy customers, cashier myself, overall entry level retail shit.
>I dont know desu, currently getting an accounting degree so I might move up into corporate type jobs if they let me later on as I obtain my degree.
>currently no, no happiness, I just work to help pay for school since its not a bad...
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Aww yes, questionnaire time, family.
>26
>I never had a job
>...
>...
>...
r9k can have one civilized conversation that doesn't descend to shit flinging for at least 20 posts I think.
American Anons!
Who's
Gonna
Win
The Election?
I'm thinking Bernie is gonna win.
we hate the election. why does it talk about it so much
>>25187712
Trump the unstumpabble kek lord of our century.
I just got back from a mandatory Christmas party.
>Come in around 5, 2 hours early.
>They are already set up
>Start drinking and eating all the wine and sausages.
>So much sausage
>Party starts and there is no sausage.
>Everyone is pissed off and my boss sends me with his money to go get more.
>Go to the store and buy the same brand
>Driving back I eat them all again.
>I only have 5 dollars
>I go to deli inside of a ghetto corner store and ask for a platter of sausages
>He can't give me anything for 5 dollars
>I start crying saying I need some
>He says alright kid and goes in the back and brings out some.
>Drive back and place them on the table.
>Everyone is eating them an hour later saying they are so good
>Boss comes up to me and says I did a good job
>feelsgood.jpeg
>Stacy runs to the bathroom
>Over the next 10 minutes everyone is getting visibly sick
>Everyone at the party starts throwing up and the bathroom is occupied
>vomit everywhere
>Everyone leaves and boss calls me a piece of shit
>I didn't get a bonus and I had to stay an hour later cleaning up the puke.
Fml
Serves you right, you sausage eating fat fuck
Next time dont eat two platters of sasuage you obese fuck
Whooooo else but Pepe(tm)? xD
>you're meditating on The Art of War
>she's out being a whore
who is. gonna die alone
>>25187658
>taking advice from a chink
here's you issue bud
>>25187658
>meditating on outdated stinky chinky tactics
I'm really, really, really really high
Ask me anything
Get down from that ladder young man
Close your eyes, concentrate really hard, and ask Mescalito to visit you.
I've previously scored high on the Hare Psychopathy checklist and constantly tick off the requirements for 'psychopathy'.
What do?
I want to cheat on my bf, but I'm not sure how to go about it so I don't get caught. Eventually, I want to humiliate him in public, but not until me and my side guy are really close. I haven't actually met someone to cheat on my bf with so I need tips on how to find someone who I can trust to keep things quiet - I want to tell him that I'm a cheater so we can laugh at my bf behind his back.
Any tips or stories about cheating? Experienced cheaters only in this thread, please!
>>25187628
i cheat on my right hand with my left hand when i feel up for it.
Unfortunately a robot cannot keep away original bait.
>Baiting this hard
MUTED
>tfw no ghetto light skinned gf from chicago
>Chicago
southern black people are friendlier
>>25187724
fuck that i need a bitch with an attitude
>>25187624
>wanting anything to do with shit-clog-o
How can I find my boyfriend a new gf? He deserves better than me and I can't continue being in a relationship with him and dragging him down with my mental illness. I want to see him get with someone else and get away from me.
>>25187533
i don't think that's your responsibility, faim
You're the biggest cuck if I ever saw one.
>>25187558
>>25187559
I want to see him with someone he deserves.
What do you think about sexual communism?
who /masturbation and solitude/ here
>>25187531
Why do people idealize sex so much?
I get people care because of pleasure/reproduction, but honestly, it is just a waste of time
people can be doing far better things other then putting their penieridoo in a lady's other lips, and even then people are distressed when they aren't getting any
it's so annoying to me
>>25187664
physical release/sex like needing to poop and pee.
Retail Feels thread?
How you guys holdin up this week? These 9 hour shifts are draining my soul.
Come on guys, I want to vent a bit and share some feels.
>Tfw when i work in a super market deli
>tfw customer says "one pound of turkey,shredded."
>>25187577
I'm not a deli man, what's so bad about this? Is shredding a pound intensive?