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Can anyone post the trap guide
Bump <3 bump!
>>25184095
Is there a reverse trap guide? I'm in need.
>>25184095
>>25184290
cute pics
How old are you guys?
What's your reason for not losing your virginity?
21, i'm ugly and i lack of social skills
>>25184039
31
I'm overweight
>>25184039
28
i'v never really tryed lol
What can be done to cure a cock fetish?
Not gay btw.
Suck one, you'll turn gay like I did.
Now turning straight men into gays is my fetish.
Sauce pls
originalaaaaaalalla
>>25184001
sauce quick faaaamm!!
I got my dad a bad Christmas gift. He's into WWII stuff but the Cryptonomicon was a dumb gift for him right? I'm starting to think so dammit. There's still time to get him something better but not much of it really. Please help me fix this.
Get him a son for christmas
What does being trans have to do with your choice of present?
>>25183981
I have a brother. And I got him The Dark Knight Strikes Again so I'm okay on that front. Mom got books I know she'll like stepdad is getting candy because he's easy and I know he'll like it. Stepmom got a book, some soap and organic facial products that I actually wanted. So that just leaves my dad and fuck.
>Poll!
>How old are you?
>http://strawpoll.me/6342600
i am as old as my dubs.
checkim
>>25183723
I'm an ageless God.
36 female.. just.
Why do people hate wealthy people, even the ones that earned their cash on their own?
You didn't build that
>>25183634
Because there selfish and don't give me money
>>25183634
Because a lot of them build the substantial wealth through tax avoidance loopholes only afforded to them through their expansive team of accountants.
I was born in 1997, did anyone else have a...thing for these characters in our childhoods?
>>25183490
>starfire
>not raven
Shit taste tbqh
>worst teen titan girl
No, I liked Raven as did other non-faggots
Also 1997
Definitely Starfire
Maybe Jenny
3 days until Christmas.
What are your plans for the holiday, robots?
>>25183463
sleep in
play video games
shitpost
>>25183463
Cry, just like any other day
>>25183476
I'll be wagecucking on xmas
The only time of the year I wish I was neet tbvhwy
>tfw no gf with medical problems
>>25183425
>gf has frequent seizures as well as mentally ill
>also anorexic and gets sick easily
>>25183480
I'm jealous. I really am.
hit me up ;)
https://www.faceboo
k.com/omusmanno?fref=nf
Who /DownWithTheCIown/ here?
Who /trailer trash/ here
>>25183407
WHOOP WHOOP
Are juggalos /r9k/ tier?
I had a friend in HS who was into ICP and went to the gathering one year and said they had a 'virginity hut' set up where girls would fuck you no matter how gross you were. Seems pretty /r9k/ to me
Who do you guys talk to when you're feeling down?
I don't like professional therapists, and faceless anons who want to listen are very kind and sweet but I personally don't get a lot out of talking to faceless people through the internet.
I mostly don't talk to anybody, or I talk to my friends. If it's my friends, I still usually don't talk about stuff like that unless we're all either tripping or on MDMA.
I'd like to talk to a free therapist at college, but frankly, I don't trust my school's admin with stuff about my personal life, and I don't trust the school's therapist not to be the assistant dean's lapdog.
Dealt with my own shit for 17 years. I can keep doing that.
>>25183303
>the best person to cry to is a prostitute
-my friend Dave
I don't have anybody, so I just blog on /r9k/. It's like screaming into a paper bag.
I just put the real-life picture on my account as my display photo senpai(s)
Right now, before doing this I had 7 likes up to this point. Picture before was some stupid manga screencap pun.
I'm gonna wait to see if I gain more real likes attention from it that way, out of curiosity.. if people read/pay attention more to the match % or profile content than they do profile pictures.
has anybody here actually had any good successes off of that site?
>>25183178
I made an OkCupid profile 3 months ago. I got 4 phone numbers.
One kept texting me nonstop asking to meet up but she was fat and had a terrible sense of humor so I ignored her.
One was receptive at first but then seemed kind of bitchy and standoffish so I kind of stopped talking to her.
I was supposed to meet up with a cute asian girl but something came up and I had to cancel, then I never heard from her again. Damn shame.
The one girl I actually met IRL was a little crazy. She was black and kind of chubby but easy to talk to. Went back to her apartment and fingered her a bit but I got really drunk and couldn't get my dick up. After about forty five minutes of mashing it in there I left. We made plans to see each other again but it just never happened and eventually I fell out of touch.
Now I'm trying again and liking every girl I see but no luck.
>>25183373
damn that's rough
meanwhile I get super anxious and nervous that I never end up messaging people
I've been awake for 3 hours in bed embarrassed and nitpicking over a simple message I sent earlier..
I can never be straight about saying I'm interested in someone
putting myself out there is really scary to me tb h
Are there any normal girls on OKC? I feel like it's all fat chicks, crazies, and black chicks.
>Be in UK
>guy at bar says "I have a pretty twisted sense of humour" proceeds to tell vanilla as fuck 'paki joke'
>3edgy5me
>Sit nearby in armchair, my mind reeling with jokes to do with rape, incest, dead babies, maddie mccann etc.
>Say nothing, just watch and smirk occasionally
>Classmates at university talking about Star Wars
>Stacey says "omg ur so nerdy lol"
>Have watched each movie countless times, own collectibles and memorabilia, know tons of random trivia
>Say nothing
Concealing powerlevel/social ineptitude general?
>>25183028
I fucking hate normies who use the word nerd as anything other then an insult.
They only like the entry level shit.
>was forced to get a job by parents
>work with a guy who is the literal definition of a walking meme
>biggest normie out and he doesnt know it
>xbox one and call of duty bro
>one day he is talking about facebook memes
>pronounces it may mays unironically
>tfw an r9k thread unfolds right before your eyes
Op = edgelord
What is new
Who /acne/ here?
Any tips? How has it affected your personality?
>>25182847
You better be a woman or so help me
I'm /backne/
>>25182847
>tfw no bacne husband to lay in bed and pop zits before going to sleep
>cross tattoo
>does porn
even the pure christian girls can't resist...
>tattoos
>pure
Cross tattoos are 100% white trash.
>>25182864
As is american christianity
>>25182845
>tattoo
>christian
kek they either didn't read the bible or just ignore it like most "christians" do
