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Hi /r9k/. Long time robot lurker. I ACCIDENTALLY super liked a BBW. Someone tell me what to write.
>>25182318
Ask her if she's dtf.
>>25182318
What's going on
(Gotta build up her trust)
Wut is a "superlike"?
>tfw you won't ever die in a glorious battle defending your ancient civilization
Why live
But they weren't ancient at the time. So if you join the navy 1000 years from now it will be glorious.
>>25182299
replace "your ancient" with "today's" and there you go
just join some fighters in iraq/syria or the french foreign legion or your own country if you live in a 3rd world warzone or whatever
chase your dreams and b urself ;^)
>i will never fight and die in stalingrad for the glory of the soviet state
It's almost as if Americans can make everything they touch look bad
If most of you had to live in a society like Japan's you'd be dead by now
>>25182253
There are no homosexuals in japan
Lads rate my bellend, and if you want more and are in London let me know
Why are girls so shit? I took the advice of some chads and decided to act confident and walked over to this asian girl at my uni and asked to see her vachina (like vagina but with china) and she just looked all disgusted at me and walked away. fucking women are so shit.
>>25182231
it does not work evey time, not even for chad but he does not give a fuck
You need to turn girls that turn you down into an example. If you broke both of her arms in front of her friends, then asked one of them out, they'd be too scared of getting their arms broken to say no.
>>25183254
kek this might work
ITT things you are doing at the moment
>snuggling my gf
good one op
Struggling
Just ate an entire pizza now in working up the strength to get up and go smoke a cigarette.
I'm a 27 year old man who was a correctional officer at a juvenile correctional center for two years. Ask me anything.
>>25182078
How many suicide attempts have you seen?
let me guess, 90% of the inmates were niggers
>>25182078
Tell some interesting stories about it.
Has anyone here ever frotted with one of their bros?
What was it like?
This is fucking gay. No
yeah
i think he molested me though..
>>25181993
I would love to, but sadly I have no friends let alone ones to do lewd stuff like that with.
Girls can't be with girls!
That's forbidden love!
no, it's the purest form of love around
>there are people who dislike yuri
>>25181931
Onegaishimasu?
what would you rate this 6/10 fivehead?
Lowest I'd go is a 5/10 with pointy elbows like pic rel
>>25181792
7.5/10, possibly an 8
>>25181792
outofmyleague/10
What is the appeal of Asian girls anyway?
>>25181780
whats the name of the girl you posted op?
the dick, obviously
obviously the dick brah
>>25181780
wow her peepee is kind of fat
Guys, what does it mean when your only friend in the world sends you a dick pic?
Better lube up bitch boy, your ass is no longer yours.
It means he's your best friend forever now
:^)
>>25181765
he's gay and he want you obviously. Set up a date you lucky bastard and congratulation. You've made it.
Anyone near Brooklyn want to meat up? I'm pretty lonely, atm. Everything's just so dead in my area, lol. We can just hang out and just chop it up. Or we can play some old school vidya, I recently started playing Manhunt, again. Maybe if you're feeling up to it we can head into the city and you can help me paint the town red.
And don't worry, I'm not like these other weirdos, in fact the last person to hang around me said he didn't except me to be such a wicked guy. So let's do this, you only have one life to live, and don't worry about cash, I'll handle it, let me be the one to take you out.
Will you rape me and kill me after?
not trying to get murdered desu senpai
>>25181706
>want to meat up
>meat up
W-what do you mean ? What does meating up entails ? What kind of activity is it ?
>tfw no bitchy loli gf
>tfw no 3d gf
>>25181754
>Wanting a 3d..
Eh.
>>25181698
I believe the scientific term is "tsundere"
I miss nights like this ;_;
>tumblr
>can't even be bothered to name his files
Neck yourself, my man.
is that temple?
i tried playing goldeneye a few months ago and i can't even do it anymore, the controls for that game are so beyond retarded compared to games now
>>25181619
>having 3 friends to play with
>normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What are some of the best Christmas pepes?
Type christmas pepe into google images and they all come up
pepe is dead, anon
>>25181599
Dubs of truth?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don't know if it's any good, but I felt compelled to throw this together.
