>what are you going to do anon? Kiss me?
>>25180900
*kiss*
Now please stop testing my confidence.. It's not necessary...
>>25180900
Ew no way!
Shoo Shoo Roastbeef
How do you kiss someone? Do you just collide your lips with her lips?
Just came back from Star Wars Episode 7. Give me reasons why it's awful. TIP: you can't
what kinda name is snoke?
>>25180868
marry sue
nigger
cuckball
autist
story
It's not awful, but it's not mindblowingly amazing
>tfw a girl says to you that your dick is huge
best feel
I do not, nor will I ever know this feel.
she was probably lying to make you cheer up, you depressed fuck
>>25180850
you're truly missing out mane
>>25180866
nah she is really horny for my dick, I constantly send her my dick pics and she loves it.
>be me on the internet
>espouse opinion
>someone tells me they disagree with my opinion and explains
>they actually express the same opinion I have, but in different words
>they call me stupid and wrong
why does this keep happening? why can't I communicate with other people?
>>25180771
It really doesn't matter.
>>25180771
You are retarded. People agree with each other all the time, they just miscommunicate. Opinions don't work the way you seem to think they work. You must learn to understand that communication barriers are often fictitious.
>>25180771
>why can't I communicate with other people?
asperger's syndrome
Robots, why do feminists associate video games with rape? Why is everything rape?
>>25180770
Because they are stupid roastie whores who are so lewd they actually want to whore out but don't want to appear as a slut
In order to make a powerfull disguise they have to establish a society where they are seemingly a victim. Once everything is rape they can fuck whatever whoever they want, (they can probably fuck horses to and the horse did rape them) [in the ideal scenario for them] and afterwards shun the person they had sex with to also gain further power through the intercourse, like money, destroying...
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>>25180770
>lil
Why do the adhere to male stereotypes?
Also, why do butches wish they were men so badly?
everything men do is rape like war, money, video games, and even just talking to a girl.
Won't you come and join the party?
>>25180755
will there be chips and dip? You can't have a party without chips and dip
>>25180816
DRESSED TO KILL
>>25180862
What? I just want to get an idea of what stuff you need for the party...I can bring a veggie platter. Hummus or dressing?
Hey guys, today I'll be showing you how to do the perfect "e-yeeey".
First, you'll need to establish a resonance in your voice. Try doing this exercise below:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NXoK3YqCdG
You should keep this in mind when you're making your e-yeeey. Without the resonating base your e-yeeey will not sound as good. Next is the tone.
Here is my e-yeeey without the resonating base. Please be weary of the volume:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qyw8HfFeUm
Can you see how shrill and unappealing this e-yeey is? I won't...
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Will this help me RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE more effectively?
w3w lad
>>25180722
I mostly specialize in e-yeeeys but I can see what I can do. Can you provide me with an example?
My Pepe folder is pathetic to say the least.
Kindly post your best Pepes.
Pepe just wants to cross the road
Here you go my dear friend.
>>25180650
That's one of my favorites.
>Be me
>on omegle
>talking to this dude
>we exchange kiks
>we talk for a bit
>he comes onto me hard
>conflicted
>on one hand I have a boner
>on other hand I feel weird
>Ah fuck it
>we sext
>jerk...
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>>25180620
enjoy it?
just get over your metal bullshit and have some fun
make sure to use condoms too!
>>25180620
>What do I do now?
Lose your virginity, retard.
>>25180620
As long as you're not romantically attached, whats the problem? Cum however you want faggot
Can someone post the cartoon of the feminist dealing with "patriarchy" all day, only to get fucked doggystyle?
interested someone pls post the name
>>25180618
Garden Hose
>>25180618
Is this the one where she keeps telling how she's towering and infinite and would destroy the evil man with her keys, wolvering style, then ends up doggystyle while claiming "I forgot my damn keys" ?
can we have a /pets/ thread?
i love animals but my apartment complex doesn't allow cats or dogs
going home to my parents' house for christmas i got to play with the pets, it feels good to have a companion when no gf
anyone have a pet rodent?
i had a hamster when i was in middle school but it was nocturnal and just made lots of noise and kept me up at night
I believe you are looking for >>>/an/
>>25180616
>spreads disease and bacteria
>will eventually die
>needs expensive visits to the vet
Pets, not even once.
This is Howard. He's a sweetie pie.
I was gonna be away from home for a while for the holidays and my housemates weren't gonna be there to check on his water and stuff so I brought him with me back to my folk's house for this month or so.
why don't we organize a meetup to befriend each other and have people to be with in real life?
None of you live in my area and my work hours and commute also hamper a social life
That already tried to happen and there were few r9k meetups.
It was horrible.
Horrible.
>>25180633
I didn't ask for an excuse!
> Got robbed back in july by some dumb porch monkey and he took $2,000 worth of shit, plus 50 xanax
> Cops were called in the progress and i got assigned to a detective
> He got arrested for 2 counts of assault+robbery and is looking at time
> I have to go to trial and testify
> Am i a shitty person or did i do the right thing?
Tbh you should probably sue him for his welfare too
>>25180605
He's a shitty person
You are doing the right thing
>>25180976
thank you, just need some conformation
Who /harrasses their pets/ here?
Not hurt merely annoy and josh.
I lovingly tease my cat sometimes. All cat owning anons should try this
>put your cat in a cardboard box
>put a quilt over the box
>carry the box into an another room
>take off the quilt
>look at how confused the cat is because it suddenly switched rooms
>>25180598
I always do it and feel like a dick after that, I don't even notice that I'm doing it. How do i stop torturing my pet?
>Pretend to throw the ball dog chases nothing.
>Shake box of treats put them back when dog runs in
>so how did that make you feel?
>>25180558
>like the beginning of some decent porn
>>25181659
>hmmm. would you say most of your thoughts stray towards sex?
>>25180558
>when no gf