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On the day of retribution, after stabbing his 3 roommates, taking off in the car, shooting all those people, and crashing, he put the gun to his head.
Seconds before he pulled the trigger he probably though that the whole world would forget about him.
/r9k/ has made it so that this was not true.
ON THE DAY OF RETRIBUTION
LIES A SOLITARY CANDLE
AHHHHAAAAAAA
>>25179947
He was a profound narcissist, not a robot. There are commonalities but other than that he's just bait used by trolls.
the hero robots needed, not the one it deserved. He lives forever in Valhalla
>Average face
>Above average body
>girls won't come within 100 miles of me irl
>girls on r9k insult me
???
>>25179943
my mixed brother, it's alright , just bee urselfbe smug
>>25179943
You again?
If they won't come near you, why not just approach them instead?
>>25179943
Get rid of that stupid fucking chinstrap and bake up some confidence, son.
Would you marry a hispanic girl?
>>25179925
Why not...
>le original comat
>>25179925
They come pre pregnant
>>25179925
Something abiut this picture makes me kek
>bro just let her do all the talking
what can I say, works every time
>>25179861
>Implying that doesn't work
Women love a "good listener".
>>25179861
Jus b urself bro works for me lmao
>tfw no belly gf to tell me she's going to swallow me whole and turn me into more fat on her belly
>>25179831
G R O S S
R O S S
O S S
S S
S
>>25179831
I think I know who you are.
>>25179831
fat holocaust when?
>normies love this show because they can laugh at socially awkward losers
best show ever, tbqh, *senpai*.
Normies don't know about it since it's british and only aired in america on ifc
This is such a cozy show. Roy and Moss are nerds but are still shown getting laid, having a good time, don't really have mental issues that could be detrimental to society. We aren't nerds. We're social outcasts. Replace that with The Big Bang Theory, OP.
Cyborg here. My other cyborg friend took me to feed his card game tendencies.
Is this really what you robots wear when you leave the house?
>>25179697
i try not to wear anything flashy , black, grey, and white are usually my go to colors. i also wear brand shoes to appease niggers
Tbqh I only leave the house at night to buy groceries, and then I'm dressed all in black with /fa/ggy super-slim pants.
>>25179697
I usually just wear pants that don't look like shit (aka: anything besides loose-fitting blue jeans) and a normie t shirt. No noticeable designs or anime girls on there, pretty much just blank.
Told my oneitis she has a pretty smile and this was the response
"Awe thank u you're so nice :-)"
Is it over for me or is there still hope?
>>25179661
>having oneitis
You were doomed from the start
Uh no. If she didn't immediately tell you to fuck off you haven't ruined anything. There definitely is hope. Where you expecting her to jump right on your cock or something? Getting a girl to be interested in you takes a long time. Don't feel discouraged just because she hasn't immediately signaled for you to make a move. Be her friend first and then try
There's still hope, you just have to wait a decade or two so she can hop off that cock carousel and find a good man (that's you) to settle down with.
I'll starta bullet in the head
a girlfriend
did''t come yet tho
To be left alone.Wish denied.
>>25179657
same as you OP
Atheist and Agnostic cups filled
:)
>>25179562
>which religions are the most vain
>>25179562
most I'd give him is a kick to his bald head
This is good bait. 10 outta 10.
What time do you get up?
3:30am every day here.
please respond
this is the first thread I ever made...
>>25179744
You need to learn how to bait anons to get replies eg "Took my wife's son to the new star wars movie and he hates it. Is he a pleb?"
I wake up at 10:30am everyday, NEET life has it's benefits
After 2pm, go to sleep between 5-6 am.
Why do you virgins think you deserve a gf when you buy these types of products?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJKv2NTYu4
>>25179517
you only deserve what you're worthy of
>>25179517
I don't buy that shit and I still get nothing. What is your point OP ?
>>25179517
So he's pretty much hell bent on commiting social suicide right? Tycker fan synd om honom.
Post your favorite eggman pics.
I love eggman
>>25179423
how old is eggman here this makes me sad how downhill it went
>>25179423
That's not eggman, he's so qt
What has baldness and xenoestrogens done to this poor man
>see things like a video game, but with massively higher number of inputs, situations, outcomes, etc. (silly way of thinking, i know)
>always find it interesting how well nature's "class loadout" (e.g. higher testosterone, higher int, woman) correlates with outcome (from personal experience), even though it's fucking obvious
lemme hear what amazes you guys...
that every other human on earth's life experience is just as complex as yours. that at some point they have all cried, shit their pants, loved, lost, and were all pushed out of another human being as some point. They all eat, sleep, and breath, even the retards. All 7.1 billion people.
>>25179506
>shit their pants
even qt girls?
Seriously though, how feasible is it for us to run out of oxygen in the atmosphere? With tree being cut while we rise in numbers
>>25179414
so youre saying that if they people "blessed" usually have an easier time in life or what?
Read the title faggot.
If you go here unironically you are a redditor and even worse probably a mgtow.
End your life if you are a sulking virgin looking for comfort from ur "r9k bros".
you fucked up
you can't have words in the OP
