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I-I just want a BF...
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Shut up roastie. If you have a vagina and a heartbeat I can assure you that somebody out there wants you.
>>25180554
I am sorry, I will be your bf m'lady if you are a virgin
>>25180554
FUCK OFF ROASTIE
THIS BOARD IS FOR MALES ONLY
>tfw you got your 4chan license yesterday
when did you guys get yours?
2010, when they started issuing them to non-mods and janitors.
September '08
>>25180423
oh, but I'd had my gold account for about a year before that
>mfw I try "being myself" and it works
what were you before you were yourself
>>25180364
he wasJohn Cena
RTC? TI5?? ESL?? MLG??
>Feed stray cats and kittens
>Mother catches on
>Wants to help
>Starts putting out COOKED chicken bones
>wtf
>Tell her it could potentially kill them
>She's turning my good deed into a fucking monstrosity
>Doesn't believe me
>Print a bunch of proof from reputable places
>Asks if the information could be false
Anybody else have dense as fuck parents?
Anon stop being so negative :^)
>>25180334
Cats are literally the worse animals. Selfish evil unloyal pricks.
>>25180334
The ability to get fucked and then be stupid enough not to realize an abortion is a good idea does not require intelligence, sadly.
This board is literally a trollfest with a few edgelords in between and a few so called robots.
Lonely guys should stop pouring out their hearts out here because they are a meme here. 95% of people just browse this to bait you and lol at you.
Pic: my eyes
>>25180297
We're stubborn and more importantly we have nowhere else to go.
I'll stand against the normie hordes until my last breath.
>>25180368
this desu senpai
or until i find a new hiding place to call home
Do girls enjoy giving blowjobs?
No, the texture of dick is disgusting.
no
and that looks like my cock
>>25180294
do you enjoy making shit threads?
>traps have bigger dicks than you
>>25180193
They look big because they are super skinny. I went from a 5" peeker to an 8" after shredding like 80 pounds.
>>25180193
iktf
good thing i want to be fucked by a trap
>>25180347
Thats completely exaggerated unless your 4'5"
Hey, anon. Have you done anything that you're proud of today? It's okay of you haven't. Tomorrow exists. I helped my grandparents with house work after ignoring it for two weeks. Felt good.
>>25180130
Haven't killed. Myself yet today
Gianna make it past christmas
I worked up the courage to text a prostatute
I visited a sanctuary for turtles and owls
Which one of these Asian twinks would you fuck in the boipucci?
6,11,and 12 look like short haired girls, I could probably do it if they wore lingerie the whole time
>>25180096
None because im not a fag
>>25180096
I would get fugged by 2 or 7 <3
daily reminder that you've been shadowbanned and even though your posts appear on your end, most posters can't see them. also every reply you get are just the janitors appeasing you so that you don't find out that you've been shadowbanned and 4chan has become reddit
what if we're all shadowbanned and the mods are the only people who can post
>>25180082
but that's wrong senpai desu
>>25180082
I wouldn't be surprised if it was the case.
>TALK TO GIRL FIRST TIME IN 5 YEARS
>TOTALLY BLOWING IT
Try not posting on /r9k/ during the conversation.
>oneitis talked to me
>shocked and nervous
>literally out of breath
>nearly fucking hyperventilating
thankfully ended conversation before it became obvious that i was struggling to breath and before i actually fainted
what a fucking loser i am
>>25180086
fuck man it was over before it started
What's your excuse for not being this good looking?
Wasn't blessed with a perfect jawline :(
>>25180021
who even is this gaylord
Something something autism
>you will never be fuck buddies with an older coworker
>you will never accidentally knock her up.
It hurts too much.
>>25180019
I hope she dies giving birth to a dead baby.
You piece of shit.
Kinda scary But kinda hot, I'm 25 and am regularly fucking a 40 year old busty milfy red head that I seduced on okcupid.
Best sex of my life. Hands down. She getsvso into it and overstimulated.
We do it are every time several times each time we see eachother, using my cum as lube.
She is on birth control but egg it's not reassuring enough.
She only had a few boyfriends, her last was get ex husband, was with him 10+ years and then went without sex for a year plus.
We even talked about "what if" and she thinks she would keep it, not have me invoiced if I don't want since she wouldn't want to ruin my life with my fiancee.
>>25180314
>having the sex
>having an fiancee
I think you need to GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ITT: post your best OC
pic related
Life is a meme bro
You just gotta live it
I am the author of this particular image
I have no artistic talents whatsoever
>Girl doesn't like me
>I keep messaging her
>She is like a mirror of a personality
What do I do when she rejects me?
She's already ignoring me and I am bugging her.
How do I stop?
>>25179968
Let it go and move along.
Try someone else. It's been like my 20th time. you just look somewhere else with someone you have common ground.
>>25180399
Yes, but it's never been this deep before.
And I doubt it will ever be again.
>>25180500
I see. Get some distance then. People that ignore you aren't worth your time. Just look somewhere else.
