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Would you really marry and raise kids with a girl who's had chad's cum jizzed all over her face?
>marry
Ebin meme
That chicks hot dude no way she's going to go after me. But if she did hell yeah I'm sick of this whole not worth it if she's used goods thing I'll take what I can fucking get at this point and if what I can get looks like that then let's do it.
Which doesn't answer your marriage question but if somehow I landed her and our relationship went well then yes.
I want to lick Chad's cum off her face.
>what are you looking at weirdo fuck off
>>25179356
>>25179356
a disgusting chestlet
>>25179356
i was looking for some tits but there aren't any here
>>25179356
Your arm fat.
Who /didn't buy any christmas presents/ here?
Last year I decided to craft all my presents by hand, to save money and not contribute to consumerism. Result was really shitty presents a first grader would have made for mother's day.
So this year I bought stuff, and it costed me more than I get in a month.
I wrote 3 christmas cards today but my mom won't get any presents i hate her
me
Nobody expects me to, and I wouldn't know what to buy anyway. So fuck it.
>Be me, two months ago
>Have actual diagnosed autism and am a weeb
>Start checking out some obscure anime
>Find Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwjLLATWKUw
>Start to get really turned on, not sure why
>Get raging diamond boner whenever Dokuro murders the boy, Sakura-kun, with her baton
>Start masturbating furiously to this show
>Wish that Dokuro-Chan would murder me brutally, cum hard
Now I'm stuck with this stupid fucking fetish for all of eternity, this is literally the only thing that I can masturbate to. Anime girls murdering me.
>>25179321
1:10-1:43 is my ultimate fantasy
>>25179321
Let it embrace Dokuro chan bruv119
>masochism
blox
>nice girl likes me
>don't like her back because she's boring and talks too much
>chase Stacy
>she's dramatic, high strung, etc.
>for some reason I'm attracted to the drama and trying to tame her
>Stacy rejects me
>Sad
>>25179311
I guess the normie invasion is completely now, huh?
Normie feels thread now
>>25179329
I'm actually a KHV
>>25179329
normalfag here. all i can say is finally, I was beggining to feel like I didnt fit in here.
Any fembots here who want to get double or triple penetrated? We could get a group of robots together and have an unforgettable experience together.
>>25179300
Very good idea. But there is no fembots in our world.
>Sharing your woman with other men
>>25179300
Why would I want to fuck a roastie, exactly..?
>robots get together to fuck 'fembot'
>start pushing each other out the way
>can't let her become a roastie
>spend the entire day pushing each other out the way
>tire out
>collapse on the floor
>all of us collectively REEEEEEing
It's never going to get better, is it?
How are you trying to make it better?
can't stop consider to ...
did therapy help you what is with antidepressants?
It might, but it's probably not going to. Life plateaus. And you can force spikes in the graph, but you'll still return to the same value.
How do you neets keep yourself entertained at home by yourself? I can't stand it, I get bored after just a few hours of video games. Please share your secrets.
>>25179275
You rotate between vidya, Internet, books, tv, and playing instruments/hobbies
>>25179275
I buy weed with my allowance.
>>25179392
>robot
>smokes weed
Choose one
ask a domestic abuse victim anythingim male
Is that some kind of kid social game like Club Penguin? I can't stop laughing at what he probably said before the pic.
>>25179247
Why are you such a pussy?
preempivebloxpleaseignorethistextstring
https://youtu.be/Fv4tgmJgUFc
What are you bro bots doing over the holidays?
I spent the entire month alone in bed pretty much 24-7 waiting for death, until my dad broke into my appartment thinking I had killed myself.
Now I'm washed and shaved, and on my way to "celebrate" Christmas with my family. Which I guess means "pretending to be fine while everyone questions me about what's wrong with me".
>>25179322
Kill yourself at the celebration m8
>>25179217
Sup blackbot
Going back to a mission shelter tomorrow because I'm out of money for motels
>feelsreallyfuckingbadman
I went From Robot to King of the Normies in 6 months AMA
This is now a normie feels thread.
>tell gf i miss her
>she tells me she misses me too
:3
>>25179206
is that pepe supposed to be our king?
>>25179206
Will you rate my diss track?
Its for a fellow trip
https://m.soundcloud.com/lobo_da_g/honey-i-shrunk-the-kidfaqqi-dissprod-by-empty-beats
Can we have a gaybot thread?
>tfw even when you meet other gays you can't get anywhere with them
>you will never date gay chad
>>25179069
>tfw all the cute guys aren't in your country
>you will never meet guys off the internet to give them succ
>tfw young, attractive, rich, graduated from top university, and have no problem getting laid or finding a bf
>tfw still depressed as fuck because life is meaningless and shit, broke up with my bf, shut down my phone, stay in bed all day everyday, don't look for a job and contemplate suicide
How many men would you kill for her?
>>25179032
Anzu wouldn't want me to kill anyone.
>>25179032
>Man hands
0 men. I would kill exactly 0 men to be with a chink with man hands.
>>25179032
Why can't she be the one to die?
Do pretty shy women exist?
Yes but they're all autistic in some sort of way, or mentally ill. I've met plenty of shy women and they've all been off in some noticeable way.
>>25178963
yes, but they just resent their shyness because they crave cock just like normal guys but can't get it as easily. They keep thinking people hate them because their shyness makes them bitchy. They also drink more to get rid of their shyness temporarily and become even sluttier than normal girls. This is real life.
>>25179003
Unfortunately this is true. If you want a non-slutty shy girl, go for the ugly ones that no one else wants.
Too bad shy, ugly girls get no attention and thus are severely socially underdeveloped, causing them to be immature, selfish cunts.
Elliot Rodger wanted to be remembered after he was gone, we have helped him achieve that goal.
Good luck will come to you in 2016 if you post 'CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE'
>>25178862
>CAN'T DODGE THE RODGE
Hi, my name is bloxxy
CAN'T DODGE THE RODGEwill I get a gf now or an I doomed to suffer the same fate
>>25178862
>making "repeat this meme phrase" threads on /r9k/ despite the robot being active
>it is the current year
