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explain in words what this picture means to you
4 forwards, 2 mid fielders, 4 defenders, and of course the almighty goal keeper.
>>25175649
a 4-2-4 formation. the /r9k/ player is either being substituted with an unknown player, or is about to go for a throw in.
4-2-4
Tell me /r9k/, what is your comfiest game?
Mine is Assassin's Creed 2, although GTA San Andreas is pretty close.
Just the atmosphere, the music and the beggars bring it so finely together. It's like living inside a painting.
>>25175647
Assassin's Creed Black Flag.
Just sailing around, collecting stuff...
...listening to audiobooks about historical pirates or "Treasure Island".
Drinking rum and drinks...
...eating grilled bell peppers filled with meat and stuff
Metro 2033. The feeling of safety you get being in a settlement after going through the tunnels is unrivaled.
>>25175647
Yeah I was a huge fan of the series and I will always love A2 the most
It hads great characters, great music (Ezio's family is a GOAT-tier song) and awesome gameplay. One of my favorite games ever
I recently got my little brother into it, he's almost beat the game
So my therapist and I had a huge fucking fight today and she told me to kill my self. Long story short; I thought she was sexually attracted to me for months now and I was hannibal-lectoring her all that time. For the past month I went full /r9k/ sperg in our sessions and we both spewed biased social commentary and tip fedoras at each other. Today I made a move tried to sit in her lap she pushed me off and when I tugged at her to get up and kiss me she wouldn't budge. I don't know what go into me but she wouldn't react to anything I did, so I accused her of leading me on call her a bitch and cry my way out. While i'm leaving the building she stomps down the hallway on her phone calling the cops. She' yelling profanity at me and i'm responding backing the door on my way out. Tell her I'm done with life she says ''good'', ''what did you say?'', ''Kill yourself you pig''. Receptionist and some bystanders here this shit, the words stung like nothing I ever felt in my life and I back into this tall brown man, and I ran the fuck out. FUCK THIS LIFE. FUCK WOMEN.
>>25175639
>having a female therapist
that's your first mistake right there
report her and have her lose her career
I know you are an autist, okey.
But you have to get her fired for the lulz, really, atleast 3 witnesses.
Ofcourse you deny trying to kiss her.
That normiewhore who rejected you studied for atleast 5 years, her telling you to kill yourself is a great way to ruin her career.
I always record my sessions after running into the law due to stupid advice.
I'm thinking about creating a timeline, writing a short story of my life, year by year. Have you guys ever done that?
How will you remember the early years?
Sounds cool. I wrote down my past 8 years, hoping it would help. It fits on about 30 A5 pages and didn't help at all. I don't know about your motivation to do it though.
>>25175609
I'll bet you a finger your life story isn't worth the pen or paper.
>>25175609
There is too little that had happened over the last few years. All the same, really.
Which year is it now? 2009? 2015?
When did I meet with Janine again? Forgot the year.
Oh, hello Wagie!
Daily reminder that shitting in garden soup kitchen NEETbux are local piano bar celebrity depression. vegetable soup kitchen volunteering 6 am force-feeding whenever I want makes 7 day weekend for ME. wagecuck materialism greek philosophy healthy challenging the theories of mathematicians and physicists! CHOP CHOP wagecuck, welfare certified sandwich artists no time another day, another dollar. I earn my keep cuck true happiness $1600 every two weeks NEET comedy club. Fuck you pitiful 2 hours in traffic fucking your gf while you're at work. Enjoying your lunch break wageslave? expanding my mind that yacht your boss has had his eyes on. Anime and videogames tendies autism keep your tax dollars coming. Sanders girlfriend "too tired" for sex homegrown vegetables no time for anything cozy blanket. agoraphobia Subway NEET lifestyle relaxing massive inheritance from my parents. college loancucks programming at home good boy points all the time in the world. Just look at this wagecuck. r9k expanding my mind Mr. Shekelburg pennies on the dollar! Wizardry [insert philosopher quote here] with BIG, UNEMPLOYED, NEET COCK. Sweet onion teriyaki laughing stock of the neighborhood cuck. MUSH WAGIE mcjob minimum wage social interaction anxiety check in the mail. Fucking bitch wageslave "would you like fries with that?" failure retirement dreams of NEETdom. I'd rather kill myself than work parents sipping at a glass of red wine. wagecucks on suicide watch with life's true purpose. Everything for free.
Tata for now another dollar wagekek. I'll be sure to let your girlfriend know you're slacking on your lunchbreak!
>>25175585
Why are wagecucks so pathetic?
What kind of text generator is this
>>25175585
>No Yaaaaawn
3/10
Wish I was at home template thread.
Post your versions lads.
My contribution, let's get some OC rolling
>You will never be a monk
Anyone got the /out/ version?
What does ladydick taste like?
like a man dick you fucking flamer.
>>25175347
how can her dick be so big? mine isnt even 2 inches flaccid
>tfw my gf looks like her but without the penis
Freshly baked pizza
Direct to door, paid through Paypal
Dismay on deliverycucks rain teared face
No cash, no fuss, no tip
>getting pizza delivered to his door is the hightlight of any NEET's week
kek what a life
I never tip because I like seeing the horror on the wagecuck's face
>not making your own delicious hand crafted pizza baked in your stone pizza oven
fucking plebs
http://www.salon.com/2015/12/22/white_men_must_be_stopped_the_very_future_of_the_planet_depends_on_it_partner/
>qt hipster girls would rather send us to the gas chambers and get raped to death by BBC than be our GFs
>>25175290
>linking to clickbait
use archive.is so they don't get ad revenue
death to white man meme XDD
>>25175290
why do i keep hearing about 'white men' this and 'white men' that as if white women aren't just as bad, if not worse
why do they think theyre excluded?
I don't know what to do about this. My month is ruined because of awkwardness. So long story short my sister got into a car accident this past week and broke both her wrists. Needless to say she has to wrap them in bags while in the shower so she needs help bathing. so all the female people in my family "just happen to be too busy" to help her with this and here I am her younger brother forced to get in the shower with and bath his own sister. Fuck you incest fags, this isn't hot at all, this is so fucking awkward. I've repeatedly seen and had to touch parts of my sister that I never wanted to see or touch. I feel ruined for marriage. I really wanna slap the shit out of my other sister who said she couldn't "take time out of her busy schedule" to do this.
Christmas ruined.
>>25175277
She must not be attractive
If this situation was even real you'd be a fucking beta for doing it. I would never do that for my little brothers, they can fester in their own filth, fuck them.
I'm sure she could manage if she tried. Maybe she wants you to shower with her and wipe her arse.
help. can somebody tell me what i have ? i dont want to die from whore aids.
It's syphilis.
>>25175276
You have a rare form of cancer-ebola-aids
I'm sorry, you only have an hour to live
more pestilence
Is this true? Why haven't I been here all along?
I mean I'll be honest, I'm alone more because I wreck every relationship I'm in or more often don't even bother getting into them because I know I will.
Still dead on.
It's only true for a handful of people here. Most here are normies/chads
>>25175291
What is a chad?
How do I get an r9k gf?
For fucks sake.
Stop being a faggot
Get off r9k
Stop
Being
A
Faggot
>>25175245
Try lolcow.kek
>>25175253
See pic
>>25175265
I have before
hello robots, I am currently trying to get my life back together and I wanted to make this thread for other robots who are trying to get better.
just post your plan for making your own life more enjoyable, doesn't have to be anything special. set some tangible goals and post your results
my goals for today are to make this thread and keep up with it, finish a chemistry lab that I've been putting off for a week, and be more sociable by meeting up with my old friend who I haven't seen in a long time
my biggest problems are my nonexistent work ethic, my tendency to fantasize instead of live in the moment, and my bad social skills. I identified these weaknesses a long time ago but until now I have only hated myself for them. I don't hate myself anymore, I just know that I want to change these little things that I think could be better.
I will be checking the thread throughout the day. gonna go work on the lab now but i'll this open in the background
I'm doing some courses online and they're going really well. They feel incredibly fulfilling and I love the self determined pace. I've gotten all my work in and done very well on it. Every day I wake up early, eat, shower, brush teeth, and then walk to my local library and spend all day there doing work. And then if the weather is nice I'll walk around the rest of the day. I love going for walks
Try to measure your cortisol, it's a good way to see how well you're doing mentally
>>25175238
that sounds very nice anon, you are pretty much my goal for the next couple weeks. I just want to learn, improve my discipline a little bit, and enjoy the comfy weather
keep up the good work
>badass sith lord - CHECK
>edgelord - CHECK
>beta robot - CHECK
>KV - CHECK
>hates normies - CHECK
Because he lost to some bitch who didn't know what the force was 2 days prior to their fight.
>badass
>beta
Pick one
>>25175175
he's leading the beta uprising against the normalfag jedis what more could you want
![[sad af].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZRbNn3N.jpg "[sad af]")
