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THE ULTIMATE KEK HAHA LOL !!! BETA BOI
> ...have known each other for a week and a half
> He bought me a plane ticket
> I gave him his first Bible
I don't even know where to start...
>>25173909
theres a pol thread about this, shes a virgin till marriage, her last 4 year relationship ended because of this
>>25175139
That guy who kept trying for 4 years must be a robot
Why is it so impossible to get a grip on my life?
Why are my habits so shitty and my actions so self-destructive?
Why, despite all my logic and cognitive reasoning telling me what I could do to dramatically improve my life, do I continue to do nothing and wallow in total frustration and misery?
Why?
What is it that you want ? Money ?
I've experienced the human condition of jobs, sex and relationships
Its just easier and lazier just to do nothing most of the time besides shit post and sleep
>>25173782
>he believes in freewill
god damnit fuck off robot
Because everything is awful for forever, none of us are making it out alive, and life is meaningless. Now shut up and fap or watch TV or whatever else it is you do.
Is there a better song that captures the essence of /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKp2CrfmVfw
No she sounds more like a stuck up whore
>complains about being invited to a party
>has friends
>complains about guys hitting on her
>has friends and people who want her around
>>25173784
How do those things not describe this place?
I heard her voice and I turned it off. Why do all pop music singers sound sound the same?
>"I can't stand when guys call me beautiful and pretty because it's so boring. I like when attractive guys call me a stupid slut or tell me how ugly I am. It's different I guess. That's why I tend to be with guys who treat me like shit."
>"In a weird way I get off to the thought of (boyfriends name) cheating on me. It's like i'm not good enough and it motivates me to stay."
THESE ARE ACTUAL QUOTES FROM THE GIRL IN THE OP
Just kill me robots. Why do women work this way? Why are they so fucking dense? Why don't any of them operate with logic and reason? And the biggest question, how come most of us aren't capable of treating women like this? Is this what's stopping us from becoming Chads?
>>25173747
who is she?
oc
Who gives a shit? That's one woman.
>>25173769
Niki Skylar
>>25173785
>That's one woman
That's how most women are. They don't appreciate good men.
Holy shit it happened. I grew out of videogames. I'm 27 and I finally don't find videogames entertaining or fun. I can't even play a video game for more that 20 minutes without getting bored. Holy shit. How did this happen.
I know that feel, though I'm 23. It was more about escapism than fun though. I think I've become so depressed and apathetic about life that i don't see it as horrible enough to make me want to escape it. Stopped watching movies too. Still listen to music though.
>>25173734
Its just a phase you're going through. Real life is shit. What are you going to do instead? Watch TV?
I'm pretty much at the point where I'll play games with my one friend only, but otherwise don't really play them.
Sometimes I play bloodborne still though. But that's it. I just got borderlands 2 and we are going to try playing through it split screen. It's weird they don't make too many split screen games these days.
Why are Asian girls so beautiful?
Most of them aren't
Because they are very petit so low-test betas prefer them when they are not getting their boipuccy pounded.
They're the only race that has that nice creamy skin in contrast with their straight black hair. Only other races that have black hair are shitskins or the occasional white woman whose great-grandpa fucked a Native American woman.
You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate us. And if we were to succeed in getting fit after however long it takes they will still hate us to the bitter end if they ever found out we were fat at some point.
But we are all going to die at some point and the only thing we can do until we meet our fate is try to be as happy as possible. If you believe that getting fit will help you be happier then by all means go for it, but if it doesn't would you continue just to keep up the facade for those that despise you?
I've tried many times to reach my goal but after a few weeks I remember that I have no reason to continue. Why waste 2-3 hours of my day working towards a goal that would satisfy no-one. I'll have used up my time and still be slowly moving towards my death and the "fatty-haters" will still hate me, no matter how fit I get.
Bros, maybe you shouldn't try to get fit, because they're still going to call us names, and put us down for ever having breathed the same air as them. Just go and be happy, because one day they'll be dust too.
epic meme my friend
>your comment was not original
>>25173705
Stop reposting this garbage
>>25173800
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE HAVE BIG BOOBS?
Which of these girls do you choose as a kawaii waifu?and why?
>>25173701
I don't find asian women attractive.
>>25173726
Same. If I had to choose though, 18, because she looks pretty western for a gook.
>>25173726
>>25173764
I'd pick 18 as well, for the same reasons.
Full blown again chicks just aren't that attractive to me. I don't understand the appeal.
If NEET life is so great why do they complain how empty and alone they are all the time
To convince you wagecucks to continue working for our neetbucks
>>25173694
DELETE THIS 8383738282
>>25173711
OP BTFO FIRST ANSWER
I'm pretty sure every one of you fuckers needs to see a psychologist, start working out and eating healthy and just start talking to people.
Worked for me
yeah just lift and be yourself brah, it's not like you're autistic or anything :^)
t. /fit/ newfag
Just lift and be urself bro
>>25173712
>>25173671
>start lifting
>look only marginally better in my own eyes
>every time i miss a workout, even due to injuries, i feel overwhelmingly guilty
yeah that didn't really help with my issue which was feeling guilty all the time
>wife gets job at airport
>male employees flirting with her and saying compliments like "you have pretty lips" despite her wearing a ring
>she ignores them
Why are men such pigs? What should I do about this? Its really stressing me out.
>>25173661
Tell her to tell them to fuck off, or file some sort of sexual lawsuit, but she wont because she likes the attention.
>>25173661
because they are pathetic and stupid
They'll probably invite her for a party soon. She won't refuse, because it will be sponsored by her company. You will not be able to go. Those guys will get her drunk. Then they'll take her to a cheap motel and gangbang her. The next day she'll come back home smelling like cum, but you'll forgive her. Because you are a huge cuck.
Who /devlish/ here?
>Work at Burger King
>Customer orders 10 pc chicken nuggets
>Give him 9 instead
>have a religious homophobic family
>come out as a gay atheist on fb
>ejeculate inside a wasching maschine hole where they put the detergent in a public washing room
>snitch my brother for growing marijuana
>manufacture and sell speed
>>25174403
Stay D E V I L I S H my friend, doing good work
>steam sale thread
>guy offers to buy $10 game for first person who gets doubles
>get doubles but don't ask for game
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ever notice how only NEETs are analpained enough to start threads, while wagelords are just chillin all happy and not mad at all
You mean wagies are too busy slaving away so their bosses can save up for a 2016 Ferrari?
kekekdkedkekekekekeke
People with jobs are either working spending their hard earned money. NEETs spend all day defending their godawful lifestyle on 4chan. I was a NEET for a few years but I was never delusional enough to think that I could do it forever.
>>25173632
whatever thought helps get you through the day, little buddy
>you will never be 14 again
>you permanently missed your chance to be the underage centerpiece of a furry con gangbang
;_;
Kids are sluts. When I was 14, I wanted to get picked up by pedos and ravaged. It's just a thing.
>>25173572
Is that supposed to be a garchomp, or something what? What are those pontoon things? HOW DOES IT BLINK
>>25173631
I honestly thought it was just me but as a kid I had fucked up fantasies all the time. I would've taken the dick anywhere anytime senpai
>why don't you join us anon?
Because I'm fully clothed you idiots
>>25173527
I'm not wearing my swim trunks.
My man boob is bigger than that blonde's. I don't wanna embarrass her.
