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who /faceacne, bacne, chestance/ here?
it has come to a point where i want to kill myself whenever i look into a mirror. i also dont like talking to people because i look so disgusting.
i hope i die
also, i have done these things:
- acne washing soap
- acne creme
- sports
- no sweets, snacks
- barely soda/alcohol
- lots of water
>>25173471
I had severe cystic acne, asked a dermatologist about it, he gave me a prescription. I took it for about 6 months. Now I very rarely get any acne on my back or chest at all.
Its only a big deal if you make it a big deal anon.
>>25173471
>i also dont like talking to people because i look so disgusting.
This hits me right in the feels
Have you been to a dermatologist yet?
Also, for how long do you have it now?
>tfw family didn't invite you over for Christmas again this year.
that sounds like a great feeling to me
That sounds pretty great, but pretty shitty too.
Christmas is a shitty time anyway.
>>25173487
>>25173456
It's not when you are older. I take it you're both high school - college age kids.
>make thread about being lonely and having no friends
>all I wanted was to have friend/someone to talk to
>make the mistake of publishing thread and adding some guy on steam
>now guy on steam wont stop bugging me
>why did I ask for this?
I love poetic justice.
>>25173421
Just block him. I don't see the problem. Do you have nothing better to do, you retarded piece of shit cocksucker?
Explain to him he's bugging you.
People you add from /r9k/ tend to be very, very clingy. Keep this in mind.
any muslims online?
Alert the NSA and FBI
Farod just left the party
Ban all Muslims from the internet.
>>25173417
Ex muslim here
You have to choose one of these women as your gf. Choose one and explain why you picked her.
5 or 6
because fuck you OP
3
She isn't too pale
3,4 7
Look like the kind you can fuck over and over again
/r9k/ is kinda slow today and it sucks, because it's the only thing I got.
I kinda felt good for about a week straight, I don't know why, but it felt fucking great, I didn't even thought about suicide or homicide once. But now as the end of the day draws near I can feel that the good times are over and I'm gonna return to my pathetic former state. It's like a treasure chest, glowing bright in the distance, but when you arrive and take a look it's empty. Y'know easy come easy go,it was good while it lasted. Anyone else /gottheblues/ or feels like writing down his worries? Get comfy.
>>25173277
Nice blog faggot. No one wants you here.
This is now a comfy thread.This is now an original comment.
I don't have many images or comments so I hope someone joins soon.
>thought gf had decent size boobs
>asked me to titfuck her yesterday
>couldn't even hide dick between her tits
>tfw chestlet gf
>tfw only ever had chestlet gfs
tfw no big titty high test gf
>>25173263
what's the point of a titfuck anyway
>>25173312
dunno
it felt really awkward and I stopped after a few seconds even though she seemed into it
>>25173312
More Fun?
Why is 4chan so paranoid?
Does anyone else find it hilarious the lengths people will go to, to create external explanations for why their life sucks? When in reality it's due to their own complete lack of self awareness, unwillingness to improve themselves and complete autism.
ITT: reddit tells 4chan why 4chan should be more like reddit
Open up a history book and see the ocean of disease, cruelty, and blood.
Look through the false smile of a married man and see his dead soul.
"Happiness is a dream, and sorrow is real." - Voltaire
I'll keep dreaming.
>>25173225
Case in point.
It's all R-r-redits fault.
9000 per milisec.
9000.
That's 1,800,000 dollarydoos a sec.
108,000,000 a minute.
In an hour, approximately 6.5 billion dollars.
6.5 billion dollars. In an hour.
This is insanity incarnate. Who the fuck does this?! What is even the point. It's a fucking emoji. Of a coal-burning nigress and her talentless husband. Who's only achievement in life is getting BBC'd on cam and pouring champagne from her giant ass. You can find that in your average Thai stripclub.
What a fucking time to be alive.
>>25173137
Who the hell is Kim Kardashian?
The only thing I know about her is her name and the fact that she has a gargantuan ass.
I'm sorry I'll accept your outrage about Kim and the app but Kanye is a genius and a legend
>>25173197
Yeah not cool op. Kim is the talentless one, famous for being a slutty daughter of a rich lawyer. Kanye is the one who bootstrapped himself out of poverty by making really catchy music.
>"Women are equal to men in every single way"
>"ANON, YOU CAN'T TALK TO WOMEN LIKE THAT!"
>"ANON, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT TO A WOMAN?!"
>"YOU CAN'T CRITICISE WOMEN ANON, WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU?"
>>25173127
>expected to hold door open
>carry their bags
>pay for their food
>because they are weak and inept
Do they not realize this?
>>25173127
>Go to reddit, to female-centric boards to read their inane ramblings and rage
This is just masochism at this point.
Go to /r/askwomen or some other slut board and rage for hours. Women are so fucking stupid it's mind bogling and the way they support each other's stupidity is just further proof women ain't shit.
>Go to a thread about "rejecting" people
>"I rejected a guy because he didn't like the idea of the novel that I was writing and said it sounded like a rip-off of a movie"
>"he's just a hater! you're perfect!"
>ew he's gross he's really fat
>omg yh
>ew she's gross, she's fat
>OMG HOW DARE YOU BE SO CALLOUS AND SHALLOW, YOU DON'T KNOW HER
>Oh my God is that bulge real? Anon you won't believe this!
Reminder that you're all just cuck balls.
Social Justice Warriors the movie. Umm I mean Star Wars 7.
>another SJW Wars thread
Fuck off.
How about men just avoid dating and relationships altogether? As time has progressed, women have been afforded more entitlements and special privelages than ever before. They will will get a free pass on so many aspects in life that by default, men will be the loser. Look at the family courts- women will get everything most of the time such as the house, the cars, the savings, the properties, ailmony and child support. Or how about the education system and employment sector- women will always be given preferential treatment in relation to getting admission to courses and job opportunities. Whereas men, will be treated like second class citizens and will be mandated to attend anti rape and diversity training courses, where they are treated like sexual predators and rapists.
All of this correlates with the fact that women are getting always going to get the bigger end of the stick since they are now the majority in society while the world turns into a gynocentric matriarchy. The more power she gets, the more entitled she becomes with herself. There are so many articles and websites, devoted to explaining the deceiving and back stabbing nature of a woman, that it has become more problematic to even go out on a date. I'm serious. The amount of cautions and procedures that a man has to go through just to ensure his safety such as having recorded devices, considering vasectomies, avoiding women with personality disorders, passing all the shit tests, drama and mindgames, and taking other forms of protections, has made the dating scene altogether, an absolute drag and waste of time, money and energy.
I still haven't finished k-on, does it get better after episode 3?
We know that, we all know that. Post this on tumblr or something. Make them accept the contrarian view. Hopefully femanazism will become "uncool" and there will be a backlash. I can only hope.
>>25173186
I would say yes, but I'd also say if you got three eps in and you're not hooked that it might not be enough to win you over. Season 2 was better still, I'd say
I finally got my dick sucked /r9k/.
Still a virgin though.
But I'm a bit paranoid now.
>met her on german tinder
>met up in her town (30 km away)
>went walking
>asks me iof she could kiss me
>say yes
>go into woods
>get my dick sucked
>"I have a bf. I can't do this"
>"are you kidding me?"
>"no"
>somehow finish me anyway, awkward as fuck
>asks me if I want to meet again
>tell her "no. I think it's better we don't see each other again and that nobody ever will know something about this"
>agrees, "I definetely don't want anybody to know either"
>drive home, text her that I'm not going to chat with her anymore
>she says she just broke up with her bf
>tell her it was completely her decision, if she thinks that's the right thing to do, do it
>wish each other luck, block her
I'm fucking scared now she told her bf or something. She told me they were together 1 month but he lives far away. Therefore she does these things, I'm not the first.
I'm fucking scared now, I don't want to get into shit like this. What do I do?
Don't mind this shitpost now
Thanks
Du Hosenscheisser hast einen geblasen bekommen und hast jetzt die Hosen voll??Verdammte Scheisse mach dich grade und Krieg dein scheiss zusammen.
that's what you get for being a normie
>girl at college
>been in love with her for 2 years
>she became my best friend
>last weekend we went to a party and she told me "lets find you a nice girl"
>became pretty confident because I thought she meant that I'm high value for other girls but she's too shy to tell me she likes me
>feeling good about myself
>she went to smoke and came back with a friend of hers
>"anon this is femanon" and left us
>thought that it would be a great idea to make Laura jealous
>couldn't hold up a conversation though because we had no common interests
>whatever, still pumped about the idea of Laura maybe liking me
3 hours later
>laura was pretty drunk and I offered her to sleep at my place
>"thanks anon, you're the best" and hugged m3
>at that moment I was convinced that I'm going to get laid that night.
>told laura that she could sleep in my bed while I sleep on the sofa
>"anon youre awesome"
>asked if she needed anything before going to bed
>"a cup of water would be nice"
>went to get water and when I came back she was sleeping
>beta'd out and didn't wake her
>next morning we made breakfast together which was pretty romantic and she said "I always wished for a bf to cook with"
>responded with "yeah, I'm awesome like that"
>felt like a Chad the first time in my life
this was 3 days ago and she today she asked me to study toghether tomorrow.
I never felt so good my entire life
Guys, we're all going to make it, I promise
>>25172899
>Guys, we're all going to make it, I promise
you're not even halfway there yet, fuck off.
>inb4 she gets to know you better and wants to be "just friends"
every fucking time.
>>25173012
I seriously doubt it, we have too much in common.
How many women slept in your bed? Zero?
Fuck off with that jealousy it's making you unattractive
>>25172899
I remember I made a thread like this some years ago. Just be realistic and don't make false assumptions. Could be good ones or bad ones, just don't make them.
I just wanted to tell you robots that despite your past and where you are now you can fit in and have a normalish social life.
when I was a kid I was a as super autismo kid with no friends that persisted until I was 13 so roughly half my life I didn't have any friends.
I began to hang out with some weird nerds and share in our mutual hobbies and start to learn how to act normal.
Flash to the modern day I am pretty social guy that bangs chicks off dating sites. If you told me that as a kid I would probably never believe you.
Anyways I know the path to somewhat normalcy and I want to help you lonely robots who have given up or just need help.
fuck off you shit
back to /adv/ or /soc/ fucking cunt
>>25172868
Robots are often the opposite. They have friends and a fun, carefree life until around 13 when looks determine most of your social status.
>>25172868
You went through a normal phase of early childhood autism, everyone went through that shit.
You alwaays been an alternative normie
