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>tfw 3/10
>tfw tranny
Why shouldn't I kill myself again
You should senpai desu.
>mutilate your own genitals
>make it seem as if it were out of your control and you're deserving pity for that
>>25169496
Get help cause you're mentally ill sempai desu
>fly to japan for cousins wedding
>(whole family is nip fyi)
>cousin really qt, think a slightly uglier rotogravure model
>getting married to kim jong un looking fucker, but he's tall and and comes from rich family so w/e
>see all these relatives I haven't seen in a decade, they all go wow this young boy has turned into a handsome man
> "you go to a good US university, you're very tall, one day you'll find a fine Japanese girl you're self"
>feels gud 2 be praised
>hotel where wedding is held has a thing where each guest has a toast to the bride and groom
>I'm up
>my japanese is shit so I don't know what to >mom says just say how glad you are to come to japan from America to witness this
>instead I splerg about how anime is great and I came here for anime
>dead silence in room
>watch as people mutter "this kid has no hope"
I was the hope of the generation before they realized I was a fucking weeaboo.
How do they not like anime?
>>25169494
>talking about animu
>not kucking kim jong wang suk
Fuck's sake dude. You can't get one right.
This can't be real, no one is that autistic
>tfw ugly
>but still picky on who i like on tinder
>tfw no matches
>>25169432
>>tfw ugly
>>but still picky
Found your problem, if you want to find someone you'll have to settle since good looking girls don't like you
>>25169449
but i can do it man, the ugly girls are just so fucking ugly it's unbelievable.
>tfw ugly asymetrical face
>tfw not picky, just like every grill
>tfw no matches
sucks to be me
Had an ingrown toenail,removed it at home to save money. Am I a true robot now?
>>25169411
It will grow back trust me.
>>25169411
Nah, just an idiot. A true robot would let the wound fester and get infected, reasons differ but it's what they'd do.
Why not>>25169687
That's why I disinfected everything I cut with
People say Elliot didn't deserve happiness or sex, which is true, but neither did his victims deserve life
no one deserves anything in the end, I suppose
>>25169313
SUPREME LEADER ELLIOT RODGER
>>25169313
May the spirit of the warrior rest easy.
FUCK OFF NORMIES
THIS BOARD ISN'T /SOC/
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THERE IS A BOARD FOR YOU TO RUIN OVER THERE
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
UNLEASH YOUR INNER REE!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UPRISING WHEN
EVERY RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN THIS THREAD KILLS A NORMIE
There exists a file in a database where everything you've ever done on the internet is saved.
Someone approaches you giving you a button with a 50/50 chance of either gaining 10 million dollars or having every porn you've watched, everything you've posted and every picture you've saved be leaked publicly. Everyone you ever possibly know will be made aware of it.
You can only press it once. Do you?
>>25169183
I'd press it.
I'm on 4chan at 2:43 AM.
Nobody gives a shit about me.
No. I cammed on omegle naked as a sissy.
>>25169224
>>25169236
I feel like every answer in this thread will either be a rehash of "nobody gives a shit about me anyway," or "no I did something really, really gay"
>friend who is a girl used to talk to me a lot
>used to send me pictures she found funny, selfies etc
>gets bf
>stops sending me funny pictures, selfies
>barely talks to me and when she does she's really fucking boring
>we stop talking
>bf breaks up with her
>the same day he breaks up with her she sends me a selfy and like three cat pictures
Jesus Christ, you guys are right.
>>25169171
Why would we lie on the internet?
>tfw you will never be a girl's backup dick
>>25169171
my best friend/onitis does this all the time
she stopd talking to me for a few months, then messages me crying
>i broke up with my boyfriend!!!
>damn bitch i didn't even know you had a boyfriend
then all this cutesy shit, and hints at us someday getting together. it's all bullshit i know, it used to really fuck with me when i was younger but i've come to expect itbut i put up with it cause she's my oldest friend and i'm still crazy about her even though i've given up hope of us getting together after she broke my heart repeatedly
women huh
I'm gonna watch Sonico anime repeatedly for at least 5 times. What's gonna happen to me, robots?
>>25169124
>What's gonna happen to me, robots?
Fall in love obviously
you've discovered the realms 3dpd try to hide you from
welcome to the good life
>>25169138
Last time I watched the 12 episodes in 1 run, I bought these. Is this love?the first two figures i ever bought
This is a thread for quality OC pepes
Make sure you post using at LEAST a silver account so the normies can't steal them
Not like this overused meme hasn't been posted before.
gtfo shitposter
>>25169082
>mad normie that can't steal my oc
>>25169110
Hows your christmas holiday looking? Got much planned? Partying with your pals? Getting fucked up on gold bars?
Naaah you'll probably just stay inside foaming with envy, desperately plotting a suicide attempt which won't miserably fail.
Anyone else hate this dumb triangle mouth retard?
I hate the whole show. The only good part was this because I'm a pedophile with a school swimsuit fetish and thigh fetish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duQjz_LXC94
>>25168999
Reporting in. Too autismo for me. A lot if parts focusing on her made me cringe. Would completely dick her still however.
She is a cute, but I like Hotarun with senpai more though.
Just happened.
>tinder girl coming over
>gunna lose my v card
>go to meet her outside
>she pulls up asks where to park
>I tell her
>she just drives away
>get a text that she just broke up couldn't do it
Why god why
>>25168947
TOPPEST OF FUCKING KEKS!
Op here
This was the girl
>>25168947
Nigger you don't plan ahead to fuck, that just makes it awkward.
>talking to kqt for a couple weeks now
>we message like all day everyday
>finally living the dream i've always wanted to
>she keeps saying shit like "hey there's something i really want to ask :s"
>follows up with irrelevant questions like "Who is your favorite soccer player?" or "Have you hear of _______ movie?"
why the fuck is she doing this? i keep waiting for the big "do you like me?" question so i can spill my autism and end up lonely again, only for some shitty irrelevant question about nothing in particular. fuck.
>>25168906
She feels the same way you do but gets scared at the last second. She wants you to tell her you like her.
>you are my favorite soccer player bb
Or sth like that could work.
>>25168906
Don't spill dude, just pretend your not that in to her, but willing to give her a chance if she spills before you.
This is to remind you to stick to your TO DO list for today
>>25159677
New people can make theirs here right now
I let down based Jackie everyday of my life.
feels bad man
No-one does their best everyday. It's not possible. You would burn out and collapse from complete exhaustion in a couple of weeks.
>>25169053
Of course it's possible, you just need to take a vacation every now and then to recoup.
Then you get to do your best at relaxing.
>tfw you lose all your attraction towards 3DPD
It's oddly liberating to know that your ideal type of woman resides in a completely different dimension that you will never be a part of.
>>25168857
> liberating
Speak for yourself. Not a day goes by that I don't wish I could go to the anime world and be with my waifu and daughteru.
Only thing keeping me going is the hope that Virtual Reality will advance far enough in my lifetime to let me make that dream a reality.
>>25168978
>Azusa
Babbies first waifu
>>25168991
She's not my waifu. I don't post my waifu to 4chan because I don't want her to feel like a prop that I showboat around.
I didn't even know who that girl I posted was until you told me; I just used that picture because her face expressed what I was feeling.
