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First post I daily pinay qt thread
>didn't add jollibee
baka desu senpai
>>25165371
>didn't add miss universe winning
DEFINITIVE /chippies/ POWER RANKINGS
Godly Taste Tier:
- Salt and Vinegar
Great Tier:
- Original Salted
- Chili
OK Tier:
- Sour Cream and Chives
- Cheese and Onion
Shit Tier:
- Honey/Honey Soy
- Chicken
Fucking Gross Normie Tier:
- Barbecue
Beanitos red bag are the best
I like home made chips made from baked cheese. Much healthier and they taste like real food. Mmmm.
I had Salt & Vinegar once. Maybe it was a bad brand, but it tasted like absolute trash.
I've always preferred tortillas with salsa and cheese though, so I don't know.
At what point in your life did you realize other people's parents didn't fight and yell as much as yours did?
>>25165055
What parents?
When I realized most of my friends were raised by single parents or deadbeat alcoholic fathers who neglected them. At least I had parents, even if they were usually screaming at each other.
>tfw you were the poor kid that went to a good public school because your mum thought it would be good for you
>parents were never even married
>everyone there was quite wealthy and kids picked on me for being poor
>90% of kids there had loving stable families
>I was living on borderline poverty with a mentally ill single mother
>developed a severe inferiority complex due to years of being surrounded by people better than me
>now have severe social anxiety and depression
>"men" with "dicks" less than 6 inches
my vagina when
>>25164997
im a little less than 6, like just shy of 6 inches, but im over 5 and a half. i make it because its pretty.
>>25164997
I didn't know inside out dicks could get wet. No one cares about your preferences in men faggot, kindly fuck off.
>>25164997
>women on my board
My reply when
What would you do if you found out the girl you're interested in fucked a nigger before?
This girl im talking to has taken 4 dicks. i know, i know, but i'm lonely and she's nice. If i find out one of those dicks was a shit dick though, not sure how I would react
what would you do?
>>25164983ask her about how it felt
Who the fuck cares, when did this board go from nihilism to pure christian values.
It doesn't matter, just have your fucking fun, if it's an issue for you don't fuck her, if it's not then fuck her and be happy with her.
I wouldn't fucking care
Why the fuck would you care about our opinion? Just do what you think suits you better. For fuck's sake, anon.
tfw 15 min since youve been summoned
>>25164936
>Dark Souls 3 comes out soon
Feels So good man.
>>25164936
DS3 releases in four months man
but I'm still getting my ass handed to me by Ludwig. he's a fucking CUNT
>>25164988
Nice dubs, fellow hunter.
Why don't you just sell your body if you want to feel something? You'll make money AND experiencefakefeelings because it'll feel like people want you/
Good idea unfortunately I am not a sexy woman so I cant
>tfw performing sexual favours for gay friend just because he pretends to care about me
This is how far I've fallen. Sucking cock so someone will hold me and tell me I have value.
>>25164894
People pay for boys all the time.
my 20th birthday:
>breakfast in bed, presents from parents
>play hockey on an outdoor rink with friends
>return home to a warm sauna
>girlfriend comes over
>tells me birthday boy doesn't do any work, blows me, rides me
>fall asleep spooning
my 25th birthday
>go to bed at 7am after drinking beer alone on computer all night
>sleep 16 hours
>wake up
>open bills I can't afford to pay
>electricity will cut out 5 days from now
feels bad man
Serves you right normie, your anguish pleasures me
>>25164841
do something lil nigga u can do it
>>25164865
y-you too
>>25164867
i've already gotten so many second chances
>ask girl out on sunday
>she says she cannot because she's attending two parties already
>ask her if she wants to go to a bar today
>she agrees
>the time is about to come
>she suggests another bar
>I refuse
>she says "im kind of feeling bad and the weather sucks right now i cant come"
>I tell her she's being gey
>she calls me a bully jokingly
>I say "okay would u agree if we agreed to your bar"
>she makes a status on facebook about how sad she is
>she says "i just wanna stay home and eat and cry on a couch"
>I say "okay are u free tuesday?"
>and she just responds with "christmas stuff"
>I say "huh? when are you free?"
>she's about to type a response but doesnt say anything
I really hate this kind of stuff. This happens to me all the time. It's not even when I make plans. People make plans with me and then they'll cancel it. This is something I never do and it pisses me off.
The thing is this girl is good friends with my brother. I was thinking of telling her off. But my brother would ask why I was so mean to her.
But I'm really angry right now. I'm so fed up with people doing this to me. Should I call her a bitch? Should I tell her that I hate it that she's not giving me a straight answer and to tell me straight up if she doesn't want to hang out with me? Or would that be too much?
I'm really sad right now bros :(. (And if you think she's young, she's actually 24)
>>25164839
not even asking whats wong
maybe if you didn't act so fucking autistic you could have a normal conversation with a gril
Jesus Christ you fucking autist leave her alone stop being so fucking mad. Literally zero emotional intelligence, stop being so fucking pushy trying to get a concrete date she's free out of her.
If you think she's trying to not go out with you, then stop pushing and move on. If you think it's something else have a little fucking understanding and give them a fucking break.
Why are some people so quiet and unwilling to speak?
>>25164764
It is not about being unwilling, but not having anything to contribute, or simply wanting to spectate the events unfolding.
Some just aren't comfortable around people, whether naturally or as a result of past hurts. Others, like myself, just don't have much to say at any given time. A few just put more stock in action then words, and only say what needs to be said, no mincing of words is necessary to those few.
Because people say fuck off if i say something.
Why do white girls always reject me
mexican-american here
hello?
Im still here...
>>25164731
>>mexican-american here
There you have it
>>25165297
but why, anon?
asdasd asdasdassad
Would you bang Caitlyn Jenner for $10,000?
>>25164701
>caitlyn
no
Nope. I feel like this post is a trap for the memerobot.
>>25164720
This tb|-|
LMAO. /r/AsianMasculinity BTFO again.
are you cucks ever gonna get your shit together?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ8LzkIfmxw
>>25164473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hW95QBPRGg
>>25164583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q06_qtDMf-M
>>25164610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmivPc3pnZE
I saw this imgur gallery of dead heroin addicts on reddit and it really made me think about the heroin problem going on:
http://imgur.com/a/w0RHs
>>25164442
thought the pic was an indian woman
i want to die like that
absolute best way to die
95% of the world's heroin comes from Afghanistan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNqIrDKnNE8
pretty soon there will be girls on chaturbate born in 1998...
>>25164434
and then 1999 and then 2000. what's your point?
This kid implies there aren't already.
>>25164434
what the fuck is the red thing underneath her?
![namib-desert[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JBCoUSQ.jpg "namib-desert[1]")
