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Was drinking 12 pints a day of larger, but managed gradually over time to myself down to 4 pints a day, with the odd extra can here and there.
Is it possible for me to now just completely stop? because I can't seem to get it down from this level no matter how much I try, if I have any less I start feeling all kinds of agitated, anxious, etc.
To clarify, I would rather just go through with it like a band-aid now, instead of just agonizing over these last 4 pints. Is it safe?
>>25161765
>put down the fucking can
this isn't rocket science baka
>>25161765
I swear to fucking god that's my ex gf what the fuck
DARTH VADER KILLS OBI WAN
Who is Obi Wan?
>>25161728
>YOLD 2015
>actually going to see Cucks in Space
San Dolo hies ky Bylo Len's rightsaber
Daily reminder that if your less than 6 inches dont even bother trying your literally fucked
Shit meme my friendo.
>>25161726
what the fuck is that outline going up to her belly button?
I already saw you negga
Just got an xbox one and I'm stoked what should be the first thing that I do on it?
Play Killer Instinct.
>>25161704
Cum on it and post pics.
>>25161704
Do you like racing? Get Forza
Think about it. You're an incel, you convert to Islam, you get your Muslim wife, you get to have sex with your Muslim wife, and you end up being part of the plan to Islamize the West.
Any bots here tonight?
>>25161598
I have seen convert threads on here before, I would be interested to hear from anons experiences. I find Islam quite interesting from a theological perspective. And to be honest I find mid eastern women very attractive. However I highly doubt they just give wives away like many people seem to believe.
>>25161710
I don't know the bored seems quite dead tonight. I am very interested in the topic.
What do you feel when you realize that you will never be a girl's first?
Do you feel happy with the fact that you will settle for used goods?
Can you still have dignity if you accept another man's leftovers?
>>25161560
>Do you feel happy with the fact that you will settle for used goods?
yes
Can you still have dignity if you accept another man's leftovers?
yes
>>25161560
Blame her father
>>25161584
this
you let female hypersexuality atrophy your own, to the detriment of your psychological health and libido. on the cultural level, 4chan, you are the biggest cucks out there.
Where do signatures come from? I don't recall ever sitting down and coming up with a certain why to sign my name. But I do have one. Why when presented with a line and a pen do I instantly know what to write? I see some signatures online and they baffle me. Some of the best looking signatures are extremely difficult to read, but by the cleanness of the lines, and the creativity in how to dot and cross it, you can see it was designed that way. It was given its structure.
Tldr;
Do great signatures happen naturally or am I supposed to create one on my own?
I think one creates a signature kinda slowly over time. when you're a kid you just sign your name with the best cursive you can, then as you age make changes to it based on your own preferences.
For example, my initials are DB, but I despise the cursive D and B so I write those letters in print and do the rest cursive, giving my signature a sort of uniqueness to it.
Signatures come from 3rd grade when you're taught cursive writing.
what the fuck kind of question is that?
>>25161666
nice satanic trips, but I think OP was referring to the personalized signatures everyone has. like the dudes with the psychotic, parkinson's-looking signatures. they didn't develop that when learning cursive in 3rd grade, so when, why, and how did it become the clusterfuck of a signature?
How can you date a woman who has had bigger in the past?
It's not even about pleasuring her and whether or not bigger feels better- it's about dominance.
You can NEVER go as deep as he did, you can NEVER fill her like he did, you can NEVER wow her like he did when he first took off his underwear.
How could anyone date a woman who has had bigger? Sure she'll lie and say it doesn't matter but... you'll never wow her like him.
Honestly asking, it's impossible for me to fathom.
>>25161548
Does your penis do anything besides worry about mine?
>>25161647
It's not about your penis, it's about the fact that if a woman has had a bigger lover, you can never assert that ABSOLUTE dominance over her of going DEEPEST, and FILLING her more than any other guy could.
>>25161548
>"dating" non-virgin "women"
>tfw you will never be mugged by a chav Daisy Ridley
>>25161544
>tfw you will never be mugged by a Jedi Lukes Daughter
>tfw you will never be mugged by han solo now that his son kylo ren has killed him
>>25162111
film's been out a week, stop wasting your time
>he prefers asian girls
I have it ingrained into my fucking psyche that i must get in asian gf. Even though i know i probably can do better, that most girls are objectively hotter, and that this girl i'm referring to is fully Americanized, it doesnt matter. She's asian.
>>25161521
if you took away the right to vote for women, they'd be a lot happier
>>25161701
that's cuz you're a low test beta
and no, you can't do any better
How would your family react if they found out you fap to loli?
Normalshits need not apply.
Wouldn't stick around long enough to find out
the worst part is that it was the best fap of my life when a read the doujin
I found loli and a single, very tame 3D loli pic on my older brother's computer...he'd probably be AWWWWRRIGHT.
My younger brother, mother and father....probably not. One of them found my porn folder, which had loli, amongst all sorts of other brother/sister, son/mother incest doujins and left a .txt document that said "You are horrible." and nothing else.
I was in fear for the days that followed, moved my folder to somewhere much more hidden. I just kek about it now. I was 14 years old then, 24 years old now. A lolicon at a young age.
Okay robots, get a load of this one
>2nd year of uni
>taking a Spanish language and culture course
>qt I went to high school with is in my class
>we're basically the only ones that know each other so we sit together and talk often
>I'd say we're really good friends as of now
Now I really wanna go out with her and she's my oneitis, but I'm still unclear on whether or not she likes me. I've got a few distinct pieces of evidence to support this, but I wanna know how legit they are.
>she always looks me in the eyes when we talk but is quick to look away again, like she doesn't wanna hold eye contact for too long at a time
>she gets kinda awkward whenever her, I, or someone else makes a lewd joke around us, but she responds normally to them when she talks to someone else
>one time I had to go over to her place to film a project with another girl and another guy, I had to do a bit where I put on an apron and when I did she said, and I quote, "Holy shit, your ass looks really nice in that!"
>I think she felt a little scared after saying that, like it just slipped out, so I responded with a joke and we finished the project
And of course she always acts really kind and supportive towards me, but that could just be her being a nice person.
What do you think, robots? What are my chances? What do?
Personally, with the apron comment, i think she would be into you. Are you /fit/ or something, or just have genetically superior ass muscles?
Put your hand on the small of her back as if "leading" her somewhere. Through a door, or to the order counter at Starbucks. See if she gets closer or further away.
Liek dis
Melancholy happens to everyone growing up.
you think that bitch working the bus stop wanted to be there? you're all about 2 or 3 choices from being the guy with the white T-shirt with a mustard stain on it driving his middle tier car to his middle tier job each day. you know how many people are in this situation? most. you know how many wanted to be there? none.
you qualify as most. why even touch on the subject.
>you grow up
>you test yourself
>you find you're not special
>you feel angry
>you feel sad
>you get dissapointed
>you realize you have no choice
>you accept your place
>you compromise
>you're an adult
how is this not everyone on here? this has been happening for years and lifetimes before you- just in different colored clothes. so i ask this. how are you not a normie?
Perpetual feelings of sadness and melancholy isn't normal. Especially when you try and do "happy" things yet you still feel sadness. I can only feel happy for a few days tops, and it's usually only an hour or so at a time I feel happiness, if I feel happiness. The rest of the time is sadness and apathy. This cannot be normal. And if it is, why do I not feel normal?
>>25161755
what if i told you most adults feel this way? adults meaning people 26+
>>25161755
>Perpetual feelings of sadness and melancholy isn't normal
Perpetual feelings of happines and euphoria isn't normal either, anon.
your expectation is your downfall.
most people are putting up a front to be more social.
Who here is /skinny/?
>>25161449
are u trying to trick me again?
>>25161449
bitch get on my level
5'9 manlet 130lbs weightlet reporting in
Any other robots on there way to being normie?
>Create tinder account
>average two dates a week
>feels good, got nothing on okcupid oddly
>meeting other women who are depressed or anxious in some way
>connect them feels. them tendie feels.
>life is starting to feel less heavy
>>25161445
you can
>meeting other women
>other women
m8
Good for you, OP!
I had a good time on Tinder too, though I live on the west coast where people are really flaky/non-commital so I ditched it after getting frustrated with last minute cancellations. Went on about a half-dozen first dates over a period of 2-3 months, went on a couple second dates, and ended up dating one girl for about 8 months.
Been thinking about giving it another try because it was a good time. Maybe in the new year.
I can't think of anywhere else I would meet 18 year old girls from Brazil, so back to Tinder.
>>25161497
>thanks a-anon
Im on the east coast. Haven't had trouble with cancellations, but lots of unfinished conversations.
Im in NYC and Im getting the impression that women are trying to advertise their instagram accounts. I've had 100% failure of matching with the women who dress up for their photos. They all have links though.
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