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How the hell do I lower my sex drive?
I'm 20 years old, I'm a virgin, and I'm insanely horny at all times. It's disruptive to my daily life. I feel like I have an erection more than I don't.
>>25161427
http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20788030,00.html
>>25161427
i know that feel bro, it like you made a thread describing me.
>>25161427
>lower my sex drive?
you better enjoy that shit while it last kid
>she was fired from her prestigious job as a research analyst at a non-profit when her history of prostitution became public
>>25161374
Yay
Hope she didn't think she was finished selling her body
That's too bad. I've known a couple women who did sex work in the past (for one it was a largely positive and brief experience; for the other it was when she was underage and motivated by addiction and an abusive boyfriend).
The idea of being fired for moral reasons that have zero impact on your productivity or contribution is sad and frustrating. I know this kind of thing happens but I wish it didn't.
>>25161374
>female
>research analyst
so she was just selling her body for money full time right?
God damn it, I am such a fucking faggot that I'm addicted to camwhores. I have blown through 3 grand of my savings on this stupid habit but because I cant even get a real girl to talk to me I cant stop going back. Anyone other robots that big of a faggot they have to pay camwhores to touch thereself for them to cum?
camshowdownloads.com
>>25161350
You are easing their anxiety caused by their unstable financial situations, as they ease your anxiety that people will know how you really are
>>25161365
Meh, I like talking dirty to them not just the watching
>I'm such a progressive nerd xD
Well, his job is to help people fill out complicated paperwork. Sounds like a job that is both nerdy and, given the political context, progressive/liberal/lefty/etc.
People who use the word "nerd" as something other than an insult trigger me so fucking much.
FFFFUCKING DIE! REEEEEEE!
>>25161348
is that a man or a womanlsirtghsrtg
>your mother drempt of having a successful, happy child
>her creation hates itself.
>all she wanted is for you to be happy and grow up to be functioning person.
I'm pretty sure I was a mistake as so colorfully expressed by my existence.
>drempt
>>25161272
Blame your father for sending the wrong sperm. Imagine what kind of person you could've turned out to be.
Chad here! Just wanted to let you guys know that last night when I banged Stacy I thought of all of you. So in a way we all banged Stacy. Alright gotta go to the bros house right now, remember to just be yourself bros and you'll make it. I believe in you.
- Chad
>>25161243
Blonde hair blue eyes = Chad? Get the fuck out of here faggot
Why is be yourself the go to advice of all normies? Do they not realize if that was an option I wouldn't be alone?
>>25161321
Look at that jaw line you virgin
If a British grill can make a nice, calming Vacaroo message, I will be very grateful. Maybe use the term Dummy, idiot. I'm going through a lot of shit and it'll be a massive pick me up
>>25161239
Take this to the >>>/soc/
Female Vocaroo/Voice threads
record yourself screaming
ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm a dude, but my accent is sort of british
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00YLFHv6167
>72 degrees on christmas day
>2012 was the BEGINNING of the end
>and the end won't come quick enough.
no one is stopping you from ending yourself
You live in fucking Africa? Its freezing out there dude. Snow upto my goddamn knees.
>conservatards STILL deny climate change
>tfw another Christmas is here and still no Jake Gyllenhaal beard
Did Santa bring you guys a full beard this year?
A few years back but it's uncomfy tbqh.
>>25161211
You still post here, anon? Santa has given me a 5/10 beard, I guess that's better than alot of people.
>>25161211
my beard is v. patchy by comparison, but i'm like a foot taller than him so i guess it all works out
ITT: Gross/ Weird you do you think nobody else does.
>Rip the skin off my heel and ball of my foot and chew on the card skin
>Eat my boogers only after I roll them around on my lips
>Refuse to throw away certain objects because I think it will bring me bad luck if I do
>Wont look in the mirror after I take a shower
>>25161164
fucking pick all the skin to the point your foot becomes sore and you cant walk right for a day
>Rip the skin off my heel and ball of my foot and chew on the card skin
just chew some gum, mang
>>25161259
but it feels like jerky
Since over 75% of the threads are Star Wars related, let's discuss film here.
Some optional question to get started:
1. Who are your favourite directors?
2. What are some of your favourite films?
3. Do you ever have a difficult time staying attentive throughout a film?
4. Do you consult Wikipedia when you don't understand something, or do you do your best to make sense of it on your own?
>>25161116
I just watched that, great film I love Tarkovsky. I think he is currently my favorite director I plan on watching Solaris either tonight or tomorrow.
>1. Who are your favourite directors?
J. J. Abrams
>2. What are some of your favourite films?
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>3. Do you ever have a difficult time staying attentive throughout a film?
Not as long as it has lightsabers and explosions.
>1. Who are your favourite directors?
I only recently got into film, and I haven't seen too many films by any individual director, with the exception being Kubrick and Ozu, who's filmographys I've put a serious dent in. I'm not sure about Kubrick, but Ozu is definitely a director that I'd consider a favourite.
>2. What are some of your favourite films?
Tokyo Story, Late Spring, Late Autumn, Ivan's Childhood, Andrei Rublev, Come and See, The Ascent, Goodfellas, Goldfinger, Rocky, Lawrence of Arabia, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Kanal, The Man Who Sleeps, Woman in the Dunes.
>3. Do you ever have a difficult time staying attentive throughout a film?
Occasionally, yes. I've taken to turning my phone's Wi-Fi off, or leaving it out of reach.
>4. Do you consult Wikipedia when you don't understand something, or do you do your best to make sense of it on your own?
Sometimes, like during a film with lots of characters, I'll pause it to find out who's related to who and how. Other times I'll seek clarification when something goes over my head. I'm not sure if it's a bad thing or not, but sometimes I can only truly appreciate a film after reading it's article to clear things up and get some background info.
What would you do if you discovered your parents were brothers?
Is it ok to live as an inbreed human if there's nothing particularly wrong with your body?
>Parents were brothers
>Birthed from male
OP get your shit straight
>>25161097
As an organism, you can do whatever you want
>What would you do if you discovered your parents were brothers?
I would report them to a science anything and get to the fucking bottom of that shit.
>tfw no girlfriend because i'm boring
>>25161091
do something fun, besides talking to me
>>25161106
>do something fun
It's really hard if you don't have a job any friends or go to school. I just don't know what to spend my time on
>>25161345
Where you live anon?
M-maybe we can hang out?
>tfw Mr. Goldstein is raping my coworker in the other room again
Props for making me laugh, Anon. Here, have a bump.
>>25161068
Why doesn't this comedic genius have more replies
>>25161232
>>25161437
Th-thanks anons, glad I could make someone laugh.
Does anyone else watch this show? It's great all he does is troll the shit out of normies, shit has me crackin up harder than anything I read on here
I fucking love every episode of this show.
I wouldn't be surprised if that weirdo browsed and posted those "roach" threads.
I've watched two episode of this. One when it first came out and the second just a couple of weeks or so ago. Shit's fucking funny.
