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some fucking normies at a neighboring high school made a confessions page on instagram and are posting shit about "edgy memes." fuck this.
>>25159811
https://www.instagram.com/techhighconfessions/
Someone please go on the dark web and find out who this is, please
>>25159846
kek what
Who here /gonna be drunk on Christmas/
Me. Can't wait tbqh lads.
all my family and extended family hate me, but will still greet me when we see them on christmas
i plan on getting really drunk by 3pm and then passing out in a bed
>>25159795
Won't anybody bother you though? I can't imagine doing that.
Please tell me I'm not alone, fellow robots.
Please tell me there are people out there; human beings hidden behind those cold, steel shells and anonymous messages on some random imageboard.
Not letters assembled on a screen, shining with a dim, pathetic blue light in some pitch black room in the cold silence of utter loneliness.
Please respond.
Anyone....
>>25159716
I'm just a manifestation of your subconscious.
You could ask me something, but why would you, when the answer lies within.
Is there anybody out there 'cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe.
>>25159765
Can one truly expect to find the answers all by themselves? Without the help of anyone?
Without contact with another human being and the sharing of common experiences, one can never find the truth.
Dialectic.
Interaction between two beings.
Only through discussion with one another can one see the truth emerge, from a vague feeling, intuition, to an undisputable fact.
.... Prayer is a request for a talk. Here, a talk with God.
... We shouldn't expect God to give us the answer directly. The answer is indeed inside us. But we need to be led on the correct path to truth through the discussion with another, may it be God or just you and me.
Make a TO DO list right now in this thread for the day of 22/12/2015 and try to achieve it by the end of it.
Try to include around 5 tasks
eurghhh
reasonable:
>get up before 2pm
>play some gta
>masturbate
>watch a tv show
>be hygenic
unresonable:
>get up before noon
>read a bit of a book
>study
>do homework
>lift for a small bit
impossible:
>get up before 10
>read, study, do homework, sort out my room
>lift a decent amount and put together some schedule etc for lifting
>clean up computer files and porn
>not cry
>>25159677
Get a phone
Make doctors appointment
Visit the city
Do some school work
Nothing good will come from this list shit, jackie.
I'm probably not going to do anything tomorrow either.
watch tv shows on netflix
get a blowjob from a qt azn
smoke weed
post on r9k
>Girl likes me for first time in years
>She's really promiscuous
What do
no hymen no diamond anon.
>>25159636
slip er the ol sausage m8
>>Girl likes me for first time in years
>>She's really promiscuous
She just a hoe looking for her fill, nothing to see, move along.
R 9 KAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT ISSSSSSSS
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
WATCH ME NAE NAE
RU-HOOIII!!!!
NNnnnNNNNYYYEEEHA-HAAAA!!!
RoohoohooHOO-HOI!!!
REEEEPPPOOOOOW!!!
NFH!!!!
BAZINGA!!!
bodacious
>>25159586
i hate how it's cool to act like a fucking braindead hoodrat fuckboy/girl these days
i mean seriously
NYYADA!
WOOOOAAAAAAWAWAWAAWA
OWW!
YE-OOW!
SHTEP-WOWA!!!
AYAYAYAAYYAAYAY!!!
>tfw you will never have a relationship with a homicidal psychotic qt 3.14 and gun down normies for fun.
>>25159518
She is a 4/10 at best though
>>25159556
Being insane adds 6 points.
>>25159556
>4/10
What are you thinking, boy?
>have plans for suicide
>wait until i get into an argument with mommy to do it so she'll feel guilty
>>25159322
>news of your death comes
>a wave of relief washes over her
>brings home old Chad
>fucks on your bed
The fact that you know how evil this is shows that you have empathy
Go ahead and indulge in the thought of it, but when you pussy out and rebound in the other direction hopefully you don't come back to 4chan.
>>25159354
r u upset senpai?
U guys are my friends right?
I'm your friend, anon, and I love you. Unless you are a roastie.
Spose I am, bruv.
>>25159107
that is one of the stranger pepes I've encountered
when did you start hating ethnic minorities? Ive almost lost my job because the darker people I work with are so sensitive to everything
>work in supermarket
>stacking avocados one day
>stack them geometrically to make the stack as stable as possible
>they are all pointing in one direction
>some old guy comes up to me and says "it looks like the muslims"
>I said "haha yeah mecca is over that way"
>muslim co worker overhears and reports me
>strike 1
>working at night
>christmas time so the store is busy
>the coworker with me is kind of browny yellow, but other than that normal looking
>tells me that an item is out of stock on the shelf
>say to him "I'll get some from out the back chief"
>this isn't uncommon to say in my area
>apparently he's a native indian and got butthurt that I called him chief
>strike 2
Lmao ok buddy I know what you really did? You screamed NIGGER OVER AND OVER AND FUCKDD YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH A QUECUMBER
>>25158963
Did you explain yourself?
If it was an honest mistake then their should have been no shame in apologizing.
Or did you just not do anything and allow them to slander your name without defending yourself like the sissy white boy you are?
You just want some darkie dick dont you?
Are you serious? I've had my most racist fun in low paying jobs. The higher up the more no fun it is
Ask someone who OD'd and was revived in the hospital two days ago anything.
>tfw you owe the hospital $8,000
>>25158930
Was the sleep nice?
>>25158930
I work at a hospital, how does it feel being a piece of shit everyone hates?
Everytime I see one of you degenerates come into the ER OD'd I wish for your death
>owe 8k for a doctor
LEL
im glad i dont live in america
>tfw just ate 30 McNuggets and 2 Big Macs by myself
you fat fuck this is not you're blog
>tfw when just got out of jail for breaking the no singles policy at the cinema.
>>25158804
>tfw take 2 seats when riding a bus
I am given up. I got fired from my job, lost my girlfriend, and saspended from my school because of /pol/
Fuck 4chan and this life.
>>25158785
kek are you underageb&??
and give us the load down
How was your power level revealed?
Greentext story now
Did you go full edgelord on campus and spout shit about gassing kikes?
>he doesn't know how to use Ableton
>>25158742
Doesn't this belong on /mu/...
>>25158742
wrong board dumbass and ableton is a SHIT daw and you have SHIT taste desu senpai
>>25158829
All the major DAWs - ableton, fl, logic, cubase, protools, etc. - are pretty unshit. ie, they can all get the job done, it's just a matter of some being a little better suited to certain working methods than others and some being better suited to certain tasks than others.
For example, I like using FL Studio to sketch out ideas quickly on a grid - get a basic idea of my sound palette, chord progressions, and arrangement.
Then I use hardware to actually craft the song, develop my various bits and pieces.
Then I throw it all into Ableton's session view for a performed arrangement. Then bounce down to stems and either mix in the box or bounce the stems out to my 4-track for mixing.
Anyone who says "x is a shit daw" or "z daw is awful" is probably someone who spent a week trying to learn how to produce fiery beats but gave up and went back to masturbating.
>tfw I spilled my bong water twice today
why is this shit so disgusting?
>>25158734
It reflects your life habits
>mfw spilled bong water on my mates sleeping bag while camping, he is really against weed. Bong water is horrible
>>25158747
I bet you get wasted on alcohol at least once or twice a month
