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Has anyone else fallen for the wearing a suit to an interview meme?
Just got back from an interview for a warehouse position and the employees where laughing at me before I even made it to the managers office
Never because I fall for the 'dress like your superior' meme instead.
>>25155026
depends on the job you want to apply for
if you want to work in mcdonalds then you don't need a suit
but if you want to work in a bank or any college degree job you need a suit
>>25155026
>expected to get a job at a warehouse wearing a suit
>a fucking suit
>for moving boxes and running jitneys
Guys at work would've definitely fucked with you if you got the job. Be glad you saved yourself a couple months of having your shit stolen and taking the blame for everything.
>girl snapchats me pic of her thighs in the bath "what's up nerd"
>snap her back and forth for a few minutes and pics get mor lewd, another if her thighs but her crotch is totally visible, like not trying to hide it all
>didn't say anything as to not weird her out or something if it may have been by mistake, continue snapping her for a little while
>kind of aknowledged the fact that she did it by taking similar pics (except I'm clothed and not in the shower)
>sends another snap with thighs/semi visible crotch
>mfw
Wat do
>>25154965
i dunno
ask a normalfag board like /b/
>Damn, you're hot as fuck
>>25154965
screen shot. post for familia to give advice on best course of action
>stacy flirting with me
What is this I'm feeling? I fucking hate sluts... but... shes so cute...
>a waitress talks to OP for 2 minutes for she can get a big tip
>OP falls for it
>brags on /r9k/
lmaoing
>>25154785
>he doesn't love sluts
yes girls are real pretty I like them
How frustrating is it to realise that you are just a few centimetres from what could have been a much, much happier existence?
Your ugly features could have been completely remedied if individual facial elements were just slightly larger/smaller or better placed. The difference that could be made to an ugly big nose or dumb looking big ears with just very slight adjustment. Another couple cms of jawline could literally have made you a Chad.
If you are unfortunate enough to be a manlet, just a few extra cms of height could have completely changed your life and your self-esteem for the better. Average cock? One extra inch would have made you officially hung.
Nature is very cruel in this respect. The entire outcome of someones life altered by miniscule, superficial appearances. Take a male model and give him a slight underbite or shift his eyes slightly closer together and he becomes a nobody. The genetic lottery is a precise thing indeed.
Of course, we have cosmetic surgery and gyms to improve certain features as best we can (if you afford it of course). But stuff like physical bone structure, height and cock size are set in stone. If you can afford plastic surgery, I cannot think of a single reason why you wouldn't go ahead with it. Looks are EVERYTHING in this world. And if you can't admit that to yourself you are seriously deluded
>>25154769
I try not to focus on what I can't help to much, but sometimes it just bites my ass
>bad skin, even if white
>upturned nose
>shit tier hair
Cannot fix any of them really at all, maybe in 300 hundred years
>>25154769
he's "okay" nothing amazing.
>>25154888
Of course, he's just being himself
Open your asses, and your hearts and minds will follow.
>>25154760
rrrrrreeeeeee normie frrtazzzzz weed lmao baka senpai lmao lmoao senpai bae netfilic and chili ravioli tavioli the nargwal baocns at midniught
Wow, this thread actually got a reply. I'm impressed. Usually it's just looked over.
>>25155560
shitposting is fun
So guys I just took a shit and there are a few drops of blood on it. Any smartfags that can tell me how much time I have left?
>>25154706
Relax... its nothing fatalunfortunately....
Welcome to the world of hemorrhoids. Enjoy your pain.
It's not internal bleeding or else your poop would be black. Just hemorrhoids. Stop being a faggot.
What do you wish for Christmas?
My health back.
Sleeping was my favorite time of day and now I can't do it without being in massive amounts of chest pains
Enough money to pay back my debt.
>>25154685
bullet to the head
original comment goddamit
>1/2
Why are men so adamant about staying friends with a girl they like?
For almost every guy I've met in my entire adult life, the second things go sour between them and a love interest of theirs -- is the second they believe they have to cut everything off with her.
I have never, EVER been able to understand why staying friends with her would be such a problem. No matter how often I try to debate it with them, whether to call them out on their contentious behavior, or I'm earnestly trying to understand where they're coming from (and failing) -- they're still as stuck up and stubborn as ever.
The way they react is also baffling. When it comes to finalizing whatever it is they need before breaking the news to her that they should keep their distance: some of them are bitter and arrogant; while others are morose, devastated, and act like as if they THINK they have to do cut her off; as if they BELIEVE they no longer have a choice. And strangely, I find the latter worse than the former here; and the more confusing. I don't understand the idea that you absolutely must distance yourself from an ex-lover.
>>25154683
>2/2
And because they seem so conflicted, it implies that they really don't want to go through with it. So I try to appeal to that, and attempt to convince them to just stay friends with her. That's the least they could do, and she's at least entitled to their friendship.
But no, this ends up sparking arguments with even the sweetest, nicest of my guy friends. Hell, I even begged some of them before to at least please, keep her as a friend. I've honestly begged them as deeply and sincerely as I could. Yet not only does this further the arguments, but it has resulted in them cutting *me* off as a friend. Even those who I cared about the most, they still dropped me from the face of the Earth and act like I was never there in the first place.
So why are men so picky and stuck up about staying friends with women? Nothing about this should be so hard and dramatic. Nothing about it is even close to being logical. And yet it's always men overreacting and making such a big deal out women and friendships. A big deal out of something which is really as close to nonexistence as you can get.
>>25154683
Are you talking about friendzones or being friends post-breakup?
>>25154753
Both I guess? Aren't they kind of the same thing to you people? Either way, neither should be so hard to practice.
>"You'll find someone better."
What does she mean by this?
it means that she doesn't want to be bothered by you ever again
it means shut the fuck up and there's no advice for someone as low as you but she doesnt want to seem like a bitch so she lies.
>>25154552
Should I just kill an hero?
what are women in their mid 30s like?
is the lewd teacher worth it?
>>25154508
>is the lewd teacher worth it?
yes, go for it anon, I had sex with a 32 year old woman once.
That was the only time I ever had sex.
>>25154601
green text bruh
>>25154508
Good to see we're going to keep posting this same thread every time it dies. GJ OP.
Why does height matter so much here when most people can barely tell the difference between a 2 inch height difference?
>>25154495
Are you new to 4chan or something? Trolls trolling other trolls about their insecurities.
Anyway op you're probably not even 6'4", get the fuck out you manlet.
>>25154495
There is a very noticeable difference between 5 10 and 6
I met a girl from here who viewed men who were under 5'10 as subhuman. She was genuine about it as well, she'd like to have them killed rather than them thinking they had the possibility of fucking her. "Manlets" thinking that they could talk to or look at her was a knock against her value.
I'm not lying. That is the female mentality.
>don't like BBC porn
>"but that's racist!"
>start to like BBC porn
>"that's racist too! don't fetishize me"
>take too different opinions
>pretend they are one
>"WOAH THE WORLD IS SO WRONG AND CRAZY EXCEPT FOR US ON 4CHAN AMIRITE?"
>>25154486
enough of your games, i want a straight answer.
Lol, is that Ja Rule?
Why does he look like a nerd?
>tfw no amber
>>25154426
fuck women go on steam
add me
wolfiedicklicker99
>>25154720
fuck you m-m-man!!!!
>>25154741
women only bring you dred and despair, live life without them
embrace the waifu lifestyle
stop being a beta faggot
Are these shoes autistic /r9k/?
extremely /fa/
on some fucking next level shit
>>25154414
Sneakerheads and fgc are just how autism manifests itself in the black community.
These are gonna be the next big thing, just watch.
What are Stacey's doing for Christmas?
Swallowing black cock Christmas Eve night. Kissing their Mom and Dad's cheeks Christmas morning.
I met two from my old school today
They were shopping for presents
Hey stacy
