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How do I stop eating junkfood/fastfood when it's my only comfort?
Nothing else feels enjoyable, and fastfood genuinely makes me happy. It takes the pain away for a brief moment.
>>25150459
That's because you are addicted to it. Slowly wean yourself off of it, and you'll lose the endorphin rush you get from it.
>>25150459
>How do I stop eating junkfood/fastfood when it's my only comfort?
you could kill yourself tbqh.
Learn to cook. Buy a cookbook or torrent one, occasionally lurk /ck/ for ideas. Self-made is better than junk food everyday.
That's it, I think I'm done... this extended vacation is over.
I wanna be a normie again...
don't let the door hit you faM
>>25150333
Hi Reynad.
>>25150351
yeah w/e familia
>she dyes her hair any colour
>she wears disgusting amounts of makeup
>she smokes or vapes
>she drinks large quantities of alcohol or sugary drinks
>she wears high heels or generally dresses like she was a lawyer
>she's overweight
>she has piercings or tatoos
>she stretches her vagina daily with a unneccesarily large dildo
>she constantly checks her smartphone and her social media accounts
>she never stops talking or bothering you
>she keeps pretending to be a victim around you
>she believes anything the medias tell her
>she trusts the government
>she wants more gun control
>she thinks men = women
>she doesn't believe in family values
>she doesn't realize women are better for householding and child caring activities while men are better workers and fighters
>she doesn't want at least one child
>she doesn't believe in the "cozy home and a dog" ideal
>>25150323
>3D
fuckoffrobotthisisfuckingoriginalcomment!
women are so boring
thats why i love money
money is your only friend
For dating sites
>black
>bisexual
>I'M SUCH A NERD
>no description
>mentions Netflix more than once
>"princess" or "queen" in the username
>My wife's Son wants a PS4 for christmas
Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now? I can't afford it, he'll be disapointed as fuck.
>>25150301
>wife's Son
1/10 made me reply
why isn't it your own son?
enjoy cuck staiton 5
Made me reply/10
I'm all riled up now op. You got me.
>escort booking for tomorrow
Can't fucking wait lads.
race? height? weight? outta 10?
Should I go to escort just to watch TV, hug and talk to. No sex. Should I just mention it ti her before. Should I go at all. Pls.
>>25150276
I hope you don't get aids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmqAjr0xs04&feature=youtu.be
For the 3 people who haven't seen it yet
If fucking hate beauty contest. It's literally a competition for who's the the biggest attention whore.
>>25150269
Imagine if it was intentional... top kek. Great way to roast a toast.
>still a great night
>>25150269
how polite of them not to show the other girls face when they announced that there was a mistake.
*YAWN*
Oh, good morning wagey! It's 10:15am where I'm at, and I'm just waking up after a full, satisfying 8 hours of sleep in the full-sized, memory foam bed I bought with money I got for free! I hope you slept well, too.
What's that? You stayed up late fighting with your girlfriend and she made you sleep on the couch like a bitch? And you tossed and turned all night, maybe getting three total hours of sleep? That sucks. Sorry to hear about the fight, too. I'll have to stop by later and "console" your girlfriend.
Oh well, that's how it goes. But cheer up! Only 8 or 9 more hours, and you'll get to go back home and listen to that bitch cuss you out all night again! I'll just be here, playing XBOX and watching movies. Or maybe I'll finish that book I started reading the other day. Or maybe I'll play the piano for a while. Or maybe I'll do it all! Who knows? I've got all the time in the world!
>8 hours sleep
>satisfying
>implying a fat NEET neckbeard like yourself could even talk to a girl without going all red in the face and spilling spagetti
>>25150253
Why are you neets so mean? I didn't choose this life. If I don't work I don't get to eat. Is be a neet if I could
>>25150253
Let's be honest you're going to browse 4chan all day with the occasional fap break eating junk self loathing because your life is unfulfilled.
What the FUCK has happened to this board? Why are people participating in "fembot" threads instead of just reporting them? Why are there so many normalfags who post their retarded opinions? Why is there so much falseflagging ("why are you so raicisd xDDD", "i fugging HATE guys >:(")
Jesus christ.
>>25150242
....we need to find other places r9k is mostly ruined now
So /b/
If you haven't noticed this board has gone to shit ever since the school shootings. Normies are a plague and will take us all down with them,
>>25150242
>>25150284
>>25150302
WOW WHAT WE GOT THERE THE FAGGOT TRINITY I THINK
LOOK HERE YOU DAMN FAGGOT >>25149884
>>25150070
ITT: Depressing photos
>Wounded Warrier US Army Master Sgt. Mark Allen, his wife Shannon and their children. On July 8, 2009 Mark was shot in the head by an enemy sniper while searching for missing US soldier Bowe Bergdahl. Mark cannot speak, is paralyzed, and needs constant care. His amazing wife Shannon refuses to leave his side. Freedom isnt free. NEVER FORGET Kate Buss
I would rather just be left to die than become a vegetable
>>25150237
Jesus Christ.
Just kill him.
>>25150237
>tfw last name is buss
That whore better not be related to me
>mfw the porn site doesn't have a comments section desu
If you use it for anything other than looking for the girls name you're a closet homo.
>>25150183
>he uses the comment section
DESIGNATED
>>25150183
>tfw no like button
>no share button
>no rate meter
Lads. is it at all possible for a perma neet with no plans to get a job or ambitions, to secure himself a qt 3.14 gf?
>>25150168
No, girls like men with goals and ambitions.
>>25150168
Depends, are you rich and good looking?
What is your threshold for a girl being cute?
>>25151281
this man is correct
>We are so glad you could join us, Anon. Do you have a girlfriend yet?
How do you respond?
No and don't count on it
>>25150143
I be honest with them and tell them no and I haven't been looking for one.
what a beautiful white family, not even a shade of brown to be seen. I'd be happy to answer whatever awkward question they ask me
Alright fellow robots, I've found one of these special snowflakes in the wild, Uhm. What should I say to her? I want to school her and shatter her "non binary" gender shit.
Dubs decide or if it's good enough I'll say it.
Bump
The original comment
Hi! I couldn't help but wonder if you are in LGBT Club for MeetMe? My name is Daniel i am a Genderfluid who's pronoun is Xe/Xer, I androgenous and also am Asexual and Pansexual. I have been looking for other LGBTQ friends and was wondering if you were busy? Would love to get to know a fellow non-binary.
>>25150460
reroll.
Original comment?
What is the most wife material/least feminist race of women?
Southeast Asians
Central Americans
Rest of the world is pretty liberated and shit. Enjoy marrying a cum dumpster.
there's no race. the least feminist personality types are probably the wannabe fembots.
Any woman not from the West. Women from Europe and shit are a lot less fake
>2015
>parents still think it's bad to let their kids play on computers all day
If you aren't teaching your kid how to use computers and program, then you are setting them up for failure and you are a horrible parent.
Most of us grew up behind the computer screen, and now we're regular posters on 4chan's /r9k/.
>tfw you always try to spend most of your pc time learning to program or something like that
>tfw ppl think you're just idling away at normiebook
>>25150048
Because the kids just play some mindless game instead of learning useful skills like programming.
