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Ask a muslim anything.
>>25148914
Are you that femanon who wants to be a stay at home mom? If not then fu m8, your siblings are cunts.
Can you guys please leave europe? Luv u bbz xx.
>>25148943
No, I'm a dude.ibsvidveo
How do I start go out? I'm not afraid or something but I've never been invited to anything. Should I go there without invitation? Or how do I become guy who is invited?
>>25148888
It's too late.nice quads
>>25148888
I wonder this every day anon.
>just get out there bro!
>get out there - anywhere I go I'm the only one who shows up alone, everybody else is with their friends who invited them and is not interested in talking to the random dude who's alone
>>25148888
You got quads. That's all you need.
>mfw only ever got trips
>mfw no ebin digits like OP
feels bad man
MFW CONSUMING PYSCHDELIC DRUGS, MEDITATING AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, DECREASING MY IQ
the basedgod fucked the anti-buddha's bitch
PYCHEDELICS INCREASE IQ I AM THE SAMRTEST IVE BEEN IN YEARS I CAN SEE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TUN IN DROP OUT THROW UP POOP OUT LET THE TUSSIN GET YA AND LET YOURSELF ENTER THE COSMOS MAN
who is behind this thread?
Who /grey eyes/ here?
>>25148841
Greenish grey robot reporting in :)
>>25148841
Who /yellow skin/ here?
blue
you'll only get gray eyes if you're a dirty slav
master race germanics have blue eyes
>"but i poop from there! urgg"
>tfw no bf to eat my ass
>tfw ate a fembot's ass on 3 seperate occasions
poo poo pee pee doo doo sexy mmmmm mm hnng aarrff arff baby cum fuck sex yeaaah fuuuckk slapslapslap
>tfw gf has acne
If she looked just a little bit better I would probably actually love her and not have to pretend. This is a bad feel though. I'll almost certainly trade up when I get the chance.
pic related: the type of girl I wish I had
>>25148785
Why do you want Russian muscle girl?
>>25148807
What a dumb question. Why wouldn't you want a Russian muscle girl?
>>25148785
cool. leave
Tumblr cunts are trying to act like robots, it's a new special snowflakery, fucking tumblrina cum dumpsters just want to be facebook famous by acting as "unique" as possible.
>>25148708
She may not be a robot, but what she posted is true. I'm pretty sure everyone wants her to kill herself. But granted that post was just meant to bait for responses on FaceBook like "omg ur so pretty" "y wud u keel yersilf" "don do eeit wee lurve u"
>>25148768
that's not what she meant. and she has a ton of filthy autistank on her facebook, too.
>>25148768
and obvious landwhale
>hey there self improvement slave!
>would you like some of these tasty ribs i made?
>oh, whats that, you can only eat protein powder and oatmeal? thats a shame
>well at least join me by the fire and we can have a couple beers and tell stories
>oh you have to go? you have to dig your car out of the snow so you can drive to the gym and lift weights?
>well good travels my friend! I will be here enjoying life while you keep playing a game the roasties rigged a long time ago
>>25148687
Very funny, anon.
I'll show you! If I break my all my joints lifting weights for no reason I will be rolling in chad's refuse in no time.
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>>25148760
You have got it all wrong friend! It is not weights you need but PUA. Just read these five books and send me $1000 dollars and you will unlock the secret to infinite gfs!
I'm a cute girl dating an asocial ugly neckbeard. Ask me anything.
>>25148651
did u lick his tushie bum?
No you're not. Fuck you.
Post pic of you and him, at least you to verify you are cute.
What are you doing on Christmas and Christmas Eve?
working to avoid family
Watching my girlfriend getting impregnated by a black man while I jerk off
Eating and drinking
What are you guys going to be drinking when you're alone on christmas?
I want some ideas so I can be max comfy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulled_wine
>>25148544
>alone on christmas
not me. well, i will have dinner with my family, there i will drink beer, wine and whatever they put on the table.
but yea, then i will say im going out, head to my house, and drink 3 liters of beer or something.
>>25148731
>not being alone on Christmas eve
Get back to Reddit
20 yo KHHV neet over here, decided to get a life and move away form my overly controlling semi molesting parents.
How do I do about that?
Get a job and find a roomate or roomates. Or can you go back to college?
Stop fapping and looking at porn. I personally have found that alone increases motivation and energy by 200%.
>>25148445
I'm looking for a sweet little NEETpet to love and cuddle. I like shy, nervous, chubby men that need a stern yet caring master. You will be cared forand brutally sodomisedYou will be punished for any naughties.
Nightwalks are the only time I ever feel happy. I walk down to an old rec center with a field and some bleachers, almost totally dead. Moon is usually out, really bright since I'm in a town with less lights, it's perfect.
>>25148410
I would night walk if I wasn't paranoid about police. Only way I can get myself to night walk is by smoking a joint, it gets below freezing and the windchill is terrible.
>>25148581
Why bother smoking a joint? It would ruin the experience. Just put on a hoodie and get a doctor pepper or something, it's all you really need.
>>25148610
That's where we differ, just walking isn't an experience for me, it's a means of transportation, and if I lack a destination, I must entertain myself along the journey.
hey chad - do u no this feel
>she kissed her boyffriend with that same mouth the SAME night
who /spreadstasteofyourassholetootherguys/ here
>>25148418
lewd tushie taster detected :^)
>>25148418
>tfw this feel is alien to me
>tfw haven't actually taken a step outside in 11 days
what's your longest streak, robots?
>>25148375
>tfw haven't actually taken a step outside in 11 days
Why
>>25148375
a couple of months, when i had my 6 month neet period
went out to throw the garbage away i don't know if that counts
>>25148389
probably because he doesn't have any friends AND is a highschooler having a christmas vacation
considering he's still posting the frog
Probably 3 weeks or so. I eventually had to go and buy food or I would die. Couldn't really afford delivery.
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