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What is the best hobby to pick up for the sole purpose of being attractive and dating women?
>>25151418
The idea of picking up obbies for the purpose of a relationship swiftly defeats itself.
making money
after that probably guitar IF you're attractive
if you're not attractive, making money is your best bet
possibly stand up would work on a certain subset of the female species
spending huge amounts of money on flashy things
What is your excuse? I had my second day at the gym today and i'm feeling great!
Playing video games and drinking all day is easier
>>25151436
yes but you won't get pussy
no good gyms nearby and iom not vapid
Had a 1 week vacation planned because of stress at work needing to recharge and rest, etc. Made it very clear I wanted to chill and relax.
So it involves driving and my mom insists I borrow her spare car to take in the drive. My car is ancient. Tell her VERY specifically I don't plan on being awake until 10:00am today, first day of VACATION. I want to sleep in.
SHE JUST FUCKING CALLED ME AT 9:30am ANGRY!
>you said you were getting the car at 10:00 I have to go to work
>we are waiting for you
>WHERE ARE YOU?
Fuck guys I almost screamed at her to fuck right off and leave me alone. She gets like this whenever I have my own plans, turns into a psycho control freak like she is running shit and I'm some sort of problem.
All I fucking wanted was to sleep ON MY OWN TERMS and she fucking woke me up to stress me on the FIRST DAY.
NO ONE TOLD YOU TO WAIT FOR ME YOU DUMB BITCH WHAT THE FUCK
next day: close your phone you stupid fuck
Is this what women fucking do, go around making themselves the center of fucking every little thing??
>anon I have to go to work we are waiting for you
FUCKING GO TO WORK WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM
>>25151421
I use it as an alarm clock and actually the alarm just went off.
Now I'm MAD and feel STRESSED over NOTHING on the first day because she wanted me to take HER fucking car
How was your day at work wagekek? That traffic jam sucked didnt it? Too bad, now your spare time is almost over. Better go to sleep earlier today or have you already forgotten how tired you were today when the alarm clock rang early in the morning? Mr Shekelstein has lot of work to do tomorrow, that hanukkah dreidel aint gonna polish itself. Better be motivated or no christmas bonus for you this year. Now enjoy the last minutes of your daily bit of a pasttime.
Tick tock wagie cuck.
>>25151331
It was alright desu
>>25151331
Funny shit man, you're a total riot!
>>25151331
Thisnow that I baited you into reading this, have fun being homeless when mommy and daddy are fed up paying for your ever enlarging ass you utter loser.
Anyone else like the idea of anime more than anime itself?
>>25151303
what does that EVEN mean
>original
>>25151334
I think what he means is that he likes the idea of this genre of animation with potentially unlimited potential for storytelling more than what it is actually being used for at the moment.
>>25151370
so he likes fiction
okay
>finally work up the courage to talk to go a cute girl I see in the library at university
>she stands up
>she's taller than me
>>25151263
Just stop being short you idiot
>>25151761
But I'm not even short, I'm 5'10"
>>25152181
That's cute
When will they learn?
>mom made an appointment with a psychologist a month and a half ago on my behalf
>they called me the next day but I said I couldn't do it because I started a new job (it was true)
>it was just a few weeks gig and now I'm NEET again
>they just now called me back two times and left a message saying they're concerned about me and wanna talk to me
Fuck, what do I do? I dont know if I wanna go to a therapist.. I know this seems like a blog but I dont know what to do. Anyone else gone to one? Did it help?
i did for a while as a kid
we played mtg and talked about crap idk it wasn't so bad
i don't think i could go now
>>25151182
i feel liike the day my family try and have an 'intervention' for me is fast approaching, idk what to do.
nothing is gonna happen dude and yeah that's a "You should go" i did 2 yrs ago but my mind is fucked up (in a good way) so the psychologist couldn't tell shit about me but that's just me.
She is one of my top waifus in my harem
Also Biel
Und alzo January Jones
Possibly the cutest Bridget pic
Who else have problems getting scholarships/ funding for uni?
Am a white male with a father who makes 50k but supports me and my mom so no money for school.
Cant work plus do school full time so I only work at Costco during my breaks.
School I'm trying to transfer wont even give me enough loans to pay for housing and mealplan.
Just end me, this is a pain in the ass I'm not fighting for scholarships, I'm fighting for loans and they are even making that difficult.
They say we're supposed to go to school to get a degree but they cost you an arm and a leg to get that so you can never recover.
Half of the fucking independent scholarships require that you be a minority.
>>25151166
Reverse search turns up nothing; source?
Also yeah sad story.
>>25151166
Are you a dependent? I'm 24 and an independent so when I transferred all my fees are paid and I get $4,000 deposited to my checking account every quarter. I also go to a UC if that is relevant. This is without any scholarships or unsubsidized loans. I did take a $5,000 subsidized loan.
>>25151404
Yeah thats what ill probably have to do is go independent but dont they want proof of your separate living address? I cant provide that yet
I have a 3.5 inch penis. I'm not even fat. I'm genetically inferior. I'm a 6.5/10, but I do something that probably makes me a 2/10 (if I get enough replies I'll say what it is).
I've worked out to get gains but I'm still harassed. I'm a quiet guy with aspergers. Harassed daily, and I come here to be with other robots. Normies, please, don't do this...I'm tired of reeeeeeeing. Leave
All alone :-(
O-oh. Ok
:(
Bloxxy poo
nigga you made a troll thread
if you actually wanted real responses you would of used a different pic and not made such shit bait
sageing you btw
My fellow normies, please join me as we discuss our future here at /r9k/. It is my belief that our sacred duty is to colonize /r9k/ and make it a bastion of normality, where we talk about dating, social interactions, and our jobs.
But to make such a paradise, we must first deal with the robots and cyborgs who infest this board. They are half man-child, half troll, and they cannot be trusted to run this board by themselves. It is therefore our Burden, the Normie's Burden, to convert these poor bastards into respectable normies, like us. We must uplift them. It can be done. But for those who cannot be saved from themselves, we must exile them from our new home, never to return.
Let us begin our strategy session. Post ideas on how to give advice for self-improvement, how to guide these miserable fucks out of their wretched existences, and how to make them confront how shitty their lives truly are.
oh i love roleplay.
muh jerb
muh dollas
muh social outings
>>25151122
We could try extreme flame and shitposting, we could ask /b/ for aid and raid /r9k/ like we did for tumblr
>>25151122
normie gtfo my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE back to reddit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fucking wagecucks REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I fucking hate Chads and shit
Do fembots like when qt virgin boys ejaculate prematurely?
no, ew.
no thanks.
>>25151101
Shut the fuck up you faggot and post more
eugh, disgusting
i want an experienced MAN who can make me feel good and make me his, not some shy virgin boy who's useless in bed
I'm a white guy and I fucking love asians.
Is this normal?
no you should probably go to the ER
>>25151096
hell yes. i am an asian guy and i love white guys fucking asians.
Yes, in fact it's so common I used it as a stereotype against you.
White people are as neurotic, stupid, and self-obsessed as Asians are so it's a perfect match
What is the best position? I think it's this one where you have her legs over your shoulders and get the perfect angle for deep dicking, it's dominant as fuck too seeing as she's essentially trapped.
>>25151051
My wife hates that one bc I hit her uterus and it hurts.
>>25151091
Holy shit this happens to me and my gf too. I'll probably start using less penis in this pose from now on.
>>25151091
This happened when I had a GF too.
>tfw no idiot savant bf
>>25151037
Thanks for the daily dose, Doc.
That's exactly 31 characters long. I counted it myself by only mentally glancing at that sentence for a split second.
>>25151117
31 characters long message?
tfw idiot idiot beta faun
