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Who else here /anti-mainstream/?
Fucking normies everywhere with their pop music and flashy cars sitting in traffic, and hour long queues for awful clubs. I can't stand it.
BONUS: COMFY THREAD
Everything that gets touched by normies becomes irretrievably shit. Think about the big bang theory and the blowup of "nerd culture" and CoD "gamers".
How long before they get their hands on anime? I dread the day.
Everything popular is wrong.Obviously there are exeptions to this rule, but it's accurate 90% of the time
![log-cabin-interior-by-Paul-Jerry[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sjfIo45.jpg "log-cabin-interior-by-Paul-Jerry[1]")
>>25146832
This guy knows what's up.
Do what you like, don't get sucked in by the bullshit hype.
300 years of slavery
mfw
>>25146651
>tfw no cute asian gf
I've noticed a huge increase in race threads about black women recently. What the hell is going on?
>tfw my hair is thinning
>my slavery hurts
What cars do you robots drive?
I'll start, Lexus is350.
How can you afford that on a NEET budget? I drive an e36 M3 and an e46 wagon as my daily.
A bmw but I still.. can't get a girl.
I drive one of these OP. It's pretty /comfy/ and cheap so i have lots of money for tendies.
I'm sick of this bullshit being spammed by normalfags as some kind of solution to the issues of robots so let me explain why it's bullshit.
>Lifting
First of all, the effort you as a beta robot must put into it to become what girls consider fit thanks to crazy standards due to the media and Chad is insane. You are a low test male and don't gain muscle as easy as Chad who just do a brosplit 3 times a week while partying 2 times a week and still come out muscular. No you need to maintain a perfect diet and hard work for YEARS and the moment you stop you will go back to being a skinnyfat faggot. Second of all it really is irrelevant if you have a bad face, muscles will just compliment a good face and with a beta face it just looks weird and awkward. The only time I'd recommend working out if your only goal is getting laid is if you're fat, many Chads have hidden under fat but if you're already not fat then it's basically hopeless. Sure lift, it's good for your health, both physical and mental, but it won't help you with the gals.
>PUA
This is the biggest bulshit made by mankind. Attraction is very much physical, no matter what these coaches say. Take it from a guy who actually used to be pretty good looking in his teens but who aged really well and saw all the attention from girls fade away. I've Always been socially competent, funny and charming and I'm naturally Confident thanks to my years as a semi-Chad in my teens. If we even assume traits like these are learnable which I don't think they are, it really doesn't do much for you. PUA-coaches will say that by being funny, confident, careless and aggressive you will signal value but all it does is DISTRACTING her from your ugly looks. It can work for a little while and on drunk girls it can sometimes be enough to get them to fuck you but the MOMENT you stop entertaining them and they take a second to actually judge your looks, you will be flushed down the toilet with every other beta-faggot.
I agree with everything you said.
It's all about your face (deepset eyes, large jaw, large chin and large zygomas are all indicators of high testosterone) and skeletal structure (for height and wide shoulders) for men.
Agreed, PUAfags are most pathetic people ever.
You idiit you dont lift for girls you lift for yourself woman come and go but gains are permanent. Strength is confidence. Also increases test and endorphines. Is a good hobby to get out of your room. Can be meditative when you lift you achieve flow.
>Current year
>no qt black gf
Black bots how do I accomplish this?
>qt
>black
pick one etc
>>25146527
Dank meme breh
Afuera!
>>25146527
how original
blooox
Christmas on a Friday? A 3 day weekend? I think I'll take my usual 362 day extension on that.
Good boy keep expecting the world to work for you.
Aren't you forgetting something? You will be forced put of the basement, take a shower, and put on clean clothes. Then for 3 days you will not be allowed animu or vidya, because you must spend time with grandma. Hope you have good excuses ready when she asks you why you don't have a job or a gf!
>>25146511
>expecting
"Expectation" has nothing to do with it.
It DOES, you fucking wagecuck.
>when you're the white man
It's a grand old feeling.
>when your race is dying out and you blame it on minorities
>tfw I'm the boss of a bunch of black dudes
Feels master race
>mfw minimum wagecucks have to work 12.5 hours a day for $100 USD (not counting taxes)
WAGELETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>25146384
You saw that thread about that guy who made 96 dollars too, right?
![a6a77c3555180c6df9bf127b4d7ef504[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/6wkLDSD.jpg "a6a77c3555180c6df9bf127b4d7ef504[1]")
infact, i figured it in excel
after taxes, wagelets have to work SIXTEEN HOURS to make $100
thats not even humanly possible
literally kill yourselves wagecucks
>>25146384
Just got my neetbucks
5000 for sleeping around for a few months now I'm getting steady monthly payments and free food
>>25146407
Sigh that's depressing I feel so bad for the little worker ants
who /thirdworldcountry/ here?
>>25146346
I also live in a third world country.
where do you live?
hmmm OP ORIGINAL THOUGHTS
Upstate NY here
>neighbors dogs barking at 6 am every day
>house is shitty and let's in all the noise
>rednecks driving tractors up and down roads all day
>only minimum wage jobs and they're 50 mile drives
>have a panic attack every time I spend money
>resourceless shit hole that forces people to hate each other and forces them together because its so small
>never have any food or luxury
A slice of third world life in first world life is very depressing all I see is nice houses and rich people on TV and everyone from the cities have really high quality houses
What are the biggest red flags for people /r9k/?
>owning weapons
>owning ancient defunct weapons
>owning JAPANESE weapons
>practicing using these weapons
What if they live in a neighborhood full of niggers?
>>25146361
Who are you going to fight with a katana? This isn't one of your anime.
>they use stupid nicknames or misspellings for things they don't like
>i.e. "Obongo" "Micro$shit" "Jar Jar Abrams" etc
I've always felt that this was a sure sign of mental illness or autism.
Why does your heart hurt?
My ex, whom I dated for three years, stole money from me because he was jealous that I had money and he didn't. I had been financially supporting him for much of the time we were together.
It was incredibly childish and painful, and worst of all it was completely unexpected. I didn't even find out until after I broke up with him for something else.
Because I do not drink enough water.
I met a girl my age(19) on reddit.
We started talking and got along great.
We started meeting up and cuddling and spending time together as well as sex.
She had already been enlisted in the airforce though, so there was no doubt she was leaving.
I want a relationship with her very much. But this time apart is just making sure we won't have one. Being away is hard.
She said she likes me but doesn't really want a relationship. Tells me she broke up with her last boyfriend because of her leaving.
I hope she thinks as much of me as I do her.
Bros, I need to do something with my life?
Feels like I'm never going to progress with anything just sitting here online all day every day.
Being neet is slowly killing me.
I want to do something but I don't know what.
Any suggestion?
>inb4 kill myself
>>25146303
Join the army, it's pretty cool.
t. Ex neet who joined the army and is pretty happy with his life.
>>25146322
Do you have to be fit to join the army?
I'm worried about hazing, do it happen still?
>>25146303
This is what I did anon
>Pirate CompTIA A+ learning material
>spend 2 hours each day studying it
>spend 1 hour each day exercising
>eat healthily
>take CompTIA A+ exam, pass
>get shit job fixing computers
Seriously, every time one of you faggots posts something firearm related, it's 'WAAH I WANNA KILL NORMIES REEE'
It's so obvious that none of you know anything about firearms ownership or use, which is odd considering it's one of the most conservative and empowering hobbies out there, and can be learned regardless of your physical and mental abilities.
So let's have a guns thread, nogunz invited as long as you don't act like whiny CoD faggots.
Pic related is what I've been eyeing as my new home defense gun, to get something a little nicer than my babby's first 20g shotgun.
after I get a job and get a car, one of my first priorities will be starting the long and arduous process of applying for a firearms license
UNTIL THEN
>tfw britfag
>tfw will never be able to own a gun
Feels pretty bad. Hunting (that is proper hunting with guns, not this hound shit we do over here) seems like something I'd really be into.
>>25146298
I haven't got any guns but I'm quite knowledgable. Thinking about buying some, it's a massive nuisance around here and the old man doesn't want any firearms in the house
>wake up this morning
>realise im still alive
>>25146250
shoot up some school
>>25146250
every day, same thought here
oh well, there's always tomorrow
>>25146290
But it gets better anon
Just need to believe in yourself
>tfw no captain bf
huh this is interesting
my dad is the captain of a container ship
AMA i guess he lives in Singapore and comes home sometimes
![crystal_maiden_by_opeiaa-d6ovxhc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T3kOyBH.jpg "crystal maiden by opeiaa-d6ovxhc[1]")
>tfw no weather manipulating, cold on christmas ensuring, jewish zog machine controlling gf
F R O S T - W A I F U
LITERALLY THE PURE AS THE WHITE SNOW
I WOULD DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA IN YOUR SNOWDRIFT MY FROSTY WAIFU
my captain is a 5'5'' bald danish guy
he may be tiny and bald and danish but he's really good at gutting fish fast
but I don't think you'd want him as your bf
![too-much-money[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nstpqOI.jpg "too-much-money[1]")
