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well looks like im probably going to rehab
My Mom was hooked on Ice. Isn't it just another word for meth?
>Marijuana addiction
my fucking seids
>internal combustion engine dependence
Who /mischief/ here?
>go to /pol/
>ask why quantum physics is unbelievable
>ask if it is a jewish conspiracy
>waste people's time arguing
>live in a house with 4 college normies
>they always passive aggressively bully me(sarcastically say things like "haha anon where were you out with the ladies, ahhahahaha")
>have to get up at 5:30 AM on weekends to go work at a bakery
>they have a party last night
>my room is on the second floor and most of the time they stay downstairs
>last night some of the drunk fuckers where upstairs pounding the walls going "yo get up"
>out in the hallways being loud and obnoxious
>Finally fall asleep at like 3AM thanks to muh sleeping pills
>wake up this morning
>walk into the bathroom across the hall from me
>there is some girl unconscious in there
>the room reeks of puke and body odor
>just walk out, lock the door as I leave so my degenerate Chad roomates cant fuck her while she is passed out(one of those click type locks)
>just pee downstairs and dont brush my teeth before going to work
>get home from work
>learn she somehow drowned from getting her own puke in her lungs
>mfw she is dead
>mfw im 90% sure I saw her snoring/oinking like a pig before I left
>mfw all my chad roomies are pretending to be sad so they can get sympathy fucks from her friends
>>25141501
>go to /r9k/
>make threads pretending to be carefree normie girls from facebook
>watch the spaghetti as robots try to get a gf
>go to /pol/
>post an article about if nazis should have free speech
>mfw over 300 replies
>>25141924
/pol/lacks are Dunning-Kruger defined
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>>25141490
>not inventing a pseudophonotactic
>not even randomizing with respect to ROBOT9001-allowed ASCII
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>>25141546
>FN*ANISN
cic, ndfsuusnu!!
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I am a 21 year old white male who's been dating a 19 year old Asian girl for the past 2 years.
I'm not socially dominant but I'm able to be invited to social events and people generally seem to get along with me although I do have some social faults in terms of anxiety. I'm 5'9, probably a 6 to 7 on the physical scale depends on the person and im going to college to try and be a financial manager for a large company by majoring in accounting because hey decent money for inside office job. So decent degree and life prospects.
So my question is why do so many people hate on WM/AW couples on here?
I messed around with a black girl, she was very upfront physically but we didn't bond emotionally
Messed around with a white Christian girl. Would refuse to be physically because muh Jesus and was generally a bitch too me and was the worst relationship I ever experienced.
I met current Asian girl through school and she is probably the best overall girl I dated and we are happy.
So why are people on here so bitter against WM/AF couples?
As a son of a WM/AF couple I think you're making a big deal over nothing. Literally no one cares in real life. People spas out over BM/WF relations IRL
I don't see any bitterness honestly, at least not any more than bitterness for anyone in a happy relationship
I grew up in a pretty high-asian population region, there are loads of white-asian partnerships here, I don't think anything of it. my best friend growing up was the child of an AM/WF couple and nobody thought anything of that either.
I think that is one of the most common combinations. Anyone who sperges out on that here is just faking it.
what is robot9001? can somebody explain what is this board about?
>>25141432
It's where you act like a robot beep boop :^]
>>25141508
Why the name ROBOT9001, where did that come from?
>>25141550
Because we act like robots, human.
Bleep bloop
isn't exclusive to animemugi best
>>25141400
>isn't exclusive to anime
then how can this possibly be a cutethread?
>>25141463
puppies and such are cute too c:
I will contribute to this thread by posting an image and include some text because textless posts aren't allowed.
BLack girl born with blue eyes.
Creepy or attactive?
They look very different from Caucasian blue eyes, I've never seen them with speckles of black.
>>25141329
Color contacts you fucking nigger
Looks very nice
>>25141329
Its a shame about the rest of the face
Why don't you use tinder robots?
>Every match should be a confidence boost, they have swiped right based on the fact they find you attractive
>You don't know these girls so you can re-invent yourself in any way you please
>Each conversation is a learning curve, you can learn what girls like and what turns them off
>It is fun, a real life video game with actual rewards..
SO tell me robots why haven't you joined?
Honestly it's never been easier desu familia
>>25140055
>tfw my tinder looks like that but its all ugly/fat girls
>>25140055
Show your profile
http://imgur.com/a/2tmOo
Anything you would like to add to my dank album, fellas?
>>25139527
Ammo to use on the roasties, thanks senpai
>>25139527
ill be honest senpai i really enjoyed reading through that
one thing that stuck with me though is this pic. is it true? do all girls dream of an attractive, meme-loving bf?
>>25139925
oh anon, you aren't real.
desu woman value the majority's opinion, the trend, a lot.
should i remove?
You are 16. You can give yourself one sentence advice to your future self.
Go.
>>25137091
Kill yourself now before it's too late.
Everything you do is what you wanna do, so whatever you do don't feel bad about it.
>>25137091
just be urself senpai XD
:^)
;)
Virgin general
How old are you guys?
What's your reason for not losing your virginity?
>20
>balding
>gay
>bodily abnormalities
>18
>ugly
>shitty body (fat only in torso area)
>socially retarded
21
I took the "act like you dont care" advice when I was younger and just really dont look for it actively. I wish I would be more out their, but im not. It hurts, but sthe fucking way she goes boys
Well what is it /r9k/? Are you ashamed of it? Mine would be eithercuckolding, I fucking hate that I get off to it but it makes me into diamonds and the second I think of it I have to beat of to itorguro and vore
horse on female porn
>>25130301
I think it's because I'm really into being dominated andcuckoldingis like the ultimate form of domination and degradation. Especially ifyou have to help the bull get hard and jerk him off into the woman's pussy helping him fill her up and things like that
>>25130301
>vore
good shit
A lot of boards often talk shit about you guys. Even I go out of my way to shit-post about /r9k/ and /pol/ posters in other boards (/v/, /a/, /lit/, /his/ and /mu/), but lurking among you guys you made me begin to feel disgusted about women, to the point I can't even fap to them. I feel as if I've been freed from a terrible baggage. Like I can stop giving a fuck about whether my dick will get wet in the near future or not.
Thanks for liberating me.
You're welcome
Stay here a little longer. Soon you will feel the same way about life in general.
>>25054623
Oh no I'm actually a huge fan of Schopenhauer.
>>25054629
Schopenhauer was simply a pessimist. He didn't know the same truths we robots know.
Stay and some day you will understand what I'm talking about.
what did he say in the first panel, robots?
He didn't say anything
>>25141285
So I guess Reese Witherspoon got married
>>25141295
>>25141350
clever. I am offering this up as a template into which people may inject their hot opinions
i fucking hate cole
looks like jeffree star desu
are they the same person?
are those sorts of people even popular anymore?
>>25141276
yeah but i hate cole
Fuck cole
